Jim Jordan

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Jim Jordan, a former Assistant Coach for Ohio State University from 1984 to 1996 and a current representative for the Gerrymandered 4th district of the mutatated population of Western Ohio has decided to fight current allegations that he overlooked more than 1,000 cases of sexual abuse between students and athletes when he was a coach at OSU by saying. "Would you look at the time. The timing of this is a little too convienant."

	“	What happened to the days when you could slap someone across the face when they tried to play a game of grab ass? Oh yeah, we call that assault now. BEAM ME THE FUCK UP!!	„
	—Jim Trafficant

	“	Look, the timing makes you wonder. All I know is, it’s not true. ... It’s interesting that the timing is what it is, in light of things that are going on in Washington.”	„
	—Jim Jordan

Wrestling Career

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Jim Jordan's high school and college wrestling career must have had no complaints of him rubbing a hard dick against his opponents ass when he was in the "Top" of the Par Terre position because he had a High School record, while at Graham High Scholl of 150-1 and was state champion 4 years in a row.

Jordan was a two-time NCAA Division I wrestling champion while at Wisconsin Madison and even made future 2 time Olympic gold medalist his bottom for the 1985 NCAA Wrestling championship.