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== The Bombs That Put Japan In Its place: Squarely as America's Bottom Bitch == | == The Bombs That Put Japan In Its place: Squarely as America's Bottom Bitch == | ||
[[File:220px-Nagasakibomb.jpg|thumb|right|300px|If [[Doctor Who|Nurse Who]] were real she'd take ever wahoo and drop there off at this site 10 seconds before the explosion | [[File:220px-Nagasakibomb.jpg|thumb|right|300px|If [[Doctor Who|Nurse Who]] were real she'd take ever wahoo and drop there off at this site 10 seconds before the explosion]] | ||
On Monday, 6 August 1945 the atomic weapon '''[[My Tiny Dick|Little Boy]] was dropped on Hiroshima by a Boeing B-29 Superfortress, '''the Enola [[Gay]]''', flown by the [[Americunt|American]] hero Colonel Paul Tibbets. Little boy directly killed an estimated 80,000 people and destroyed some 70% of the city. | On Monday, 6 August 1945 the atomic weapon '''[[My Tiny Dick|Little Boy]] was dropped on Hiroshima by a Boeing B-29 Superfortress, '''the Enola [[Gay]]''', flown by the [[Americunt|American]] hero Colonel Paul Tibbets. Little boy directly killed an estimated 80,000 people and destroyed some 70% of the city. | ||
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Being the humanitarian that [[leftard|liberals]] are known for, [[Trump|Truman]] chose Nagasaki as a target of opportunity if the primary target Kokura could not be attacked for one reason or another because Nagasaki had been evacuating its children due to warnings America had been giving it with firebomb and shrapnel attacks. | Being the humanitarian that [[leftard|liberals]] are known for, [[Trump|Truman]] chose Nagasaki as a target of opportunity if the primary target Kokura could not be attacked for one reason or another because Nagasaki had been evacuating its children due to warnings America had been giving it with firebomb and shrapnel attacks. | ||
On 9 August 1945 the Atomic Weapon [[You|Fat Man]] was dropped | On 9 August 1945 the Atomic Weapon [[You|Fat Man]] was dropped by the Boeing B-29 Superfortress named '''Bockscar'' which was commanded by the much forgotten American Hero Major Charles Sweeney 11:01 AM killing a considerably less 40,000 back stabbing Jappers due to the hilly terrain of Nagasaki. Upwards of 80% of the city's production facilities were destroyed. | ||
Seeing the world for whatt it truly is, and fearing their whole country being made into a giant glass oven by the US, Japan saw that they had no game and were like an infant trying to go up against a Heavyweight Champion. | |||
On 14 August 1945, during a radio broadcast to the Japanese people, Japanese citizens listened as [[Anal|K-Y]] was being squirted into the Japanese Emperor's ass while General Douglas McArthur fucked him good and hard in it as the Japanese Emperor admitted to Anerica's vast superiority and surrendered unconditionally. | |||
Just for [[lulz|kicks]], the Emperor was made to do it all over again 02 September 1945 on the Battleship Missouri when he promised to wear America's cock ring and be her bottom bitch. | |||
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August 6, and 9th, 1945 were great days in American history when current President Harry S. Trumsn finally was able to focus on the Slsnt-Eyed menace in the Pacific. Over a 3 day period, after he laid the ultimate banhammer down on Japan, two cities - Hiroshima and Niggersaki were turned to glass when he turned 250,000 Jappers instantly into steam, atoms and shadows for their sin of back stabbing the United States of Americunts when they attacked Pearl Harbor unprovoked.
The bombings are estimated to have saved tens of thousands of Allied lives from the fanatical, man god worship that had become the Japper mentality. While plans for an evasion were being written, the Jaos trained their citizens, much like crazed Muslim terrorist instructors that they should give up anything and everything they can in in any way.
If it meant stabbing a Heroic American soldier with a sharpened stick, do it. If it mean a woman sticking a grenade up her horizontal hole and jumping into a crowd of Americunt soldiers, all the better because they would be remembered in song and story for their honorable deaths.
Being unlike most Democrats, Hoover had a pair and felt the war in the Pacific shouldn'tbe allowed to drag on so Hapan could sue for peoce. In a great show of power Hoover jumped so far into the sky that when he landed after his master punch, Japan had became America's Bitch.
What It's Like To Die By Nuke
First you will see a light brighter than the sun. Even before you can raise your hand to shield your eyes, your eyes and skin will have caught fire. Depending on how close you are to ground zero, you will either burn away like a piece of paper or have your body exploded when the shock wave hits.
If you aren't one of those lucky motherfucker’s that were in ground zero when the nuke hit you will be blind, burnt and dying for the next 2 days.
Japan's Aggression
On December 7, 1941 Japan Cowardly attacked Pearl Harbor because The Jewnited States of Americunts refused to cede to their demands that Hawaii and territories like the Midway Islands be handed over to them because Japan felt it was their right to control the Pacific Ocean's reaches from China to California.
High on the Eugenics movement, Japan decided that lesser Azns such as the Beaners from the Philippines and the Chinese should be eradicated and killed off to make more room for them. Using cruel tactics like the ' Bataan Death March over 20,000 Philapenos were killed by Japanese cruelty and The Rape Of Nanjing killed close to 300,000 people and reports of Japanese officers throwing babies in the air to cut them in half or cutting woman cunt to throat with their Katana's exist.
Furthermore, the Japanese people hid behind their Warrior code, ignoring the Geneva Convention with regards to the rights of captured enemy combatants such as wrapping them in linen, dipping them in tar and making them into living candles, torture, murder, slavery and other lulzy ideas that came to their sick and twist minds it was apparent that the Jspanese had no respect for human lives, even theirs with many pilots willing to play Jihad Joe because they bought onto this whole idea of honour and how if they succeed in their Kamikazi mission all the people they killed will be their servants in hell.
Observing these atrocities, and others, by the cowardly Japanese people the Hoover administration had only one choice open to them to protect the lives of American soldiers and that was to use the newly developed Atomic weapons and force them into a surrender that was beneficial to both sides, over the idea of invading the Japanese mainland and being forced to endure the fanatism of the Japanese people.
The Bombs That Put Japan In Its place: Squarely as America's Bottom Bitch
On Monday, 6 August 1945 the atomic weapon Little Boy was dropped on Hiroshima by a Boeing B-29 Superfortress, the Enola Gay, flown by the American hero Colonel Paul Tibbets. Little boy directly killed an estimated 80,000 people and destroyed some 70% of the city.
Arrogantly defying America's might, Japan still believed it had a chance to win or at least, sue for peace through Russia so that it could keep its captured lands like Korea and Manchuria.
Refusing America's ultimatum for complete and utter surrender like the slant-eyed yellow skinned cowards they are, America had no other option but to drop another Atomic weapon.
Being the humanitarian that liberals are known for, Truman chose Nagasaki as a target of opportunity if the primary target Kokura could not be attacked for one reason or another because Nagasaki had been evacuating its children due to warnings America had been giving it with firebomb and shrapnel attacks.
On 9 August 1945 the Atomic Weapon Fat Man was dropped by the Boeing B-29 Superfortress named 'Bockscar which was commanded by the much forgotten American Hero Major Charles Sweeney 11:01 AM killing a considerably less 40,000 back stabbing Jappers due to the hilly terrain of Nagasaki. Upwards of 80% of the city's production facilities were destroyed.
Seeing the world for whatt it truly is, and fearing their whole country being made into a giant glass oven by the US, Japan saw that they had no game and were like an infant trying to go up against a Heavyweight Champion.
On 14 August 1945, during a radio broadcast to the Japanese people, Japanese citizens listened as K-Y was being squirted into the Japanese Emperor's ass while General Douglas McArthur fucked him good and hard in it as the Japanese Emperor admitted to Anerica's vast superiority and surrendered unconditionally.
Just for kicks, the Emperor was made to do it all over again 02 September 1945 on the Battleship Missouri when he promised to wear America's cock ring and be her bottom bitch.