User talk:RobertJames2600

Someone Should Keep An Eye On This Drunken Chucklefuck

He's probably going to start randomly editing articles with insults about me, or something equally as retarded. I believe that's how he got his dumbass perma-banned off of FaceBook and LiveJournal, because he just couldn't shut the fuck up about me. As Hatter Addicts go this one is a literal kookplosion. I believe he's got "daddy issues" and projects his dad onto me and then tries his best to attack me because he's too much of a pussy to go after his real dad. He became a Hatter Addict after first trying to befriend me in the now mostly dead newsgroup alt.2600, he started posting about how he couldn't get a job and was bitching about how they told him he couldn't keep living in his storage facility shed, as well as ~constantly~ raving on about how much he was drinking and how much drugs he was doing. At one point I finally decided I had heard enough and just unleashed 38 shades of ass blistering reality up long side his fat head...he uh...he didn't take it too well. Ever since he's become a perma-stalker, following me all over the grid, constantly obsessing over me, constantly trying to "get back" at me...personally I think it's kind of cute and flattering, but uh...most everyone else gets annoyed by his behavior pretty quick, hence the constant perma-bans. --Onideus 02:18, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Mmm, forgot to mention, he got perma-banned off of the old ED because he started randomly accusing other people of being me and posting their material on my page. Like he found this guy using the handle "Baby Matt", who looks absolutely nothing like me even in the least bit, took all the inane shit he could find on the guys website and then plastered it all over my article like a spastically retarded five year old with with a bottle of Elmers. Needless to say, no one found it particularly amusing and he got boot fucked. --Onideus 02:28, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Ignore the above shit from Fatter, just like on the original ED he's an absolutely fabulous faggot as noted here:Obnoxious Sad Fatter--Hatter read the book my steel-toe boot wrote, it's called on the road to your ass. 02:31, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

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-hipcrime 17:26, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

If you ever come back.

• We should talk. I want that Onideus PDF you once uploaded. oddguy 13:11, 14 November 2013 (EST)