User talk:DAlulz

Welcome, DAlulz

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Uberfukken 20:18, 22 July 2013 (EDT)

hey

ED is not your personal army.

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-- Talk to me|Contribs 16:46, 23 July 2013 (EDT)

• Was never implying it was DAlulz 20:45, 23 July 2013 (EDT)

RE:Kligzward and unfunny

This was written like Kligzward really pissed you off and you came to tell ED it. Nobody don't cares. We want to laugh because an article is funny. Excessive name calling and "Don't say anything bad about George or omggg kawaii desu!!!!!111111##" isn't funny. Also writing in first person, "I'm not fucking kidding" generally indicates the guy made you upset. So literally ever admin was lining up to purge Kligzward from ED. So because I had nothing better to do, I rewrote the article to be funny. Less attacks and name calling. Also writing in third person, funny jokes, sarcasm and irony are good. Ask yourself if the article sounds like you bitching about someone or if you're on stage telling jokes that makes the audience laugh? 05:41, 29 November 2013 (EST)

• Yeah te article was pretty shit considering all the name calling. I sure as hell need to learn more. I was intending to add a "War on Ed" section after noticing someone tried to blank the entire page. Right aroud the time he discovered the page. DAlulz 05:49, 29 November 2013 (EST)

We all learn somehow. Anyways, Mr. Jonzz is our DeviantArt admin. He's got an account and frequents the site on a daily basis. My recommendation is you say hello to him. 05:55, 29 November 2013 (EST)

Die in a fire you cocksucking stinkrat. • Mr.Jonzz 14:54, 29 November 2013 (EST)

Well said. LOL DAlulz 20:35, 29 November 2013 (EST)