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| '''Joseph Patrick Kennedy III''' (a.k.a. '''Joe Kennedy''', '''Sloppy Joe''', '''Slobberin' Will Robinson''', '''The Chappaquiddick Sucker''', '''Little Limp Dick''' and [[Emoji|🤤]]) is a [[Democrat|Democunt]] [[politician]] and professional [[Conan O'Brien]] impersonator who currently serves as the the [[United States]] [[Brianna Wu|representative]] for [[Massachusetts]]' 4th district after succeeding [[Barney Frank]] in [[2013]]. Joe is also a member of the [[John F. Kennedy|Kursed Kennedy Klan]] of [[overrated]] [[politicians]] who, [[Kill yourself|fortunately]], all seem to have the unusual habit of [[Porsche Girl|dying horribly]] [[Assassination|while in office]].
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| Following [[President]] [[Donald J. Trump]]'s highly-praised [[2018]] [[Shit nobody cares about|State of the Union address]], Joe was selected to give the [[Democrats]]' official response to the president's speech. As should be expected of the Democrats by [[THE CURRENT YEAR|this point]], the official response to Trump's call for [[Legion|American unity]] included accusing America's democratically elected president of being a [[Seth Rich|Russian plant]], accusing all [[white people]] and [[republicans]] of being [[racist]], [[sexist]] [[bigot]]s and, of course, ended with Joe speaking [[Spanish|Mexican]] and pandering to [[illegal immigrants]] and "''[[DACA|DREAMers]]''" in a desperate attempt to win over more of what the Democrats affectionately refer to as "''[[Spics|taco bowl voters]]''" in time for the 2018 midterm elections.
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| While Joe's horrible and [[shit]]ty speech was the biggest wreck since JFK Jr. proved himself to be a worse pilot than [[9/11|the Flight 93 hijackers]], absolutely [[noone]] was actually paying attention to the [[bullshit]] that Joe was blabbering about since they were all [[Gay|too focused on the fact]] that he had [[jizz]] dripping out the sides of his mouth for the entirety of his [[tl;dr|13 minute]] speech. [[Some argue|It has been speculated]] that Joe was most likely hanging out with [[Bill Clinton]] and/or [[Bill Cosby]] prior to giving his speech, which would explain his [[Bukkake|cum-drenched face]].
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| == The Not-So-Dead Kennedy ==
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| [[File:JoeKennedy.jpg|thumb|Yeah, we thought he was [[Conan O'Brien]] too.]]
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| File:JFKHeadache.jpg|What the average Kennedy looks like.
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| == State of the Jewnion ==
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| <center><big>DEMOCRATS ARE AGAINST 75% OF AMERICA</big></center>
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| == JFK ReLOADed ==
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| [[File:KennedyDroolinOnTV.jpg|thumb|The [[Democrats]]' response to [[Trump]]'s [[2018]] State of the Union address.]]
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| [[File:WhiteOligarchy.jpg|thumb|Democrats love [[white]] oligarchy and sucking [[dick]].]]
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| File:KennedyWall.jpg|Mr. Kennedy, tear down this wall!
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| File:JoeKennedog.jpg|Joe Kennedy's [[fursona]].
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| File:GingerMoot.jpg|[[Ginger]] [[Moot]]
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| File:Joesploitable.png|[[Oh exploitable!]]
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| [[File:ScottAdamsOwnsJoe.png|center|600px]]
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| == Little Limp Chappaquiddick ==
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| <center><youtube>XS-hKvyxBNQ</youtube></center>
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| {{quote|My comments on my personal Instagram about Kennedy’s response were inappropriate and I take full responsibility for that. I got too upset. I sincerely apologize.|Tomi Lahren, being forced to apologize for telling the [[truth]] {{archive|RmEbV}}}}
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| == Nicknames ==
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| * [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure|Joseph JizzStar]]
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| * [[JFK Reloaded|JFK ReLOADed]]
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| * [[Blowjob|Joeblob]]
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| * Sloppy Joe
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| * Bukkake Joe
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| * B.J.
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| * The Not-Dead Kennedy
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| * The Chappaquiddick Sucker
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| * DJ Jizzy Joe
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| * Jizzface Joe
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| * Jism Joe
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| * B.J. Joe
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| * Joe the Blow
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| * Kumshot Kennedy
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| * Kummy Kennedy
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| * Kreampie Kennedy
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| * Droolin' Joe
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| * Slobberin' Will Robinson
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| * Little Limp Dick
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| * Little Limp Chappaquiddick
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| * Cummin' O'Brien
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| * 🤤
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Blowjob]]
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| * [[Conan O'Brien]]
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| * [[Bruce Jenner]]
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| * [[Justin Trudeau]]
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| * [[Monica Lewinsky]]
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| * [[John F. Kennedy]]
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| * [[JFK Reloaded]]
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| {{timeline|Featured article August 30 & 31, [[2018]]|[[Nixxiom]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Donald Buffkin]]/[[Tablecow]]}}
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