User talk:Dick

Welcome, Dick

This is serious. READ IT.

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 VX  • 21:31, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

filthy jews

You came to the right sysop for this. Jews^✡ are fucking scum. I award your valiant anti-Semitism with a Bann Star.

{{bannstar}}

 VX  • 22:07, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

Kind of soon? ^reply 23:34, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

Meepsheep is right. i haven't earned anything yet. there is plenty of time for me to contribute, and earn some respect after my extreme faggotry. Dick 01:11, 18 June 2014 (EDT)

a new start

thank you for unblocking me. i understand this is my last chance and i will not waste it. Dick 00:16, 18 June 2014 (EDT)

Another reminder

Furries have been a source of much humor on this site, but as a furry you must understand:

• We are a humor and satire site. Would a supermarket tabloid try to make furries look good?
• The depiction of a furry as someone who just likes nonsexual anthromorphic comics and kiddie costumes is boring.
• The depiction of a furry who is into lots of freaky sex related to furry fandom and likes sexual-looking animal costumes is more interesting.
• The depiction of a furry who is into lots of freaky sex related to furry fandom while going around claiming they just like nonsexual anthromorphic comics as well as starting huge flame wars and making lots of drama to cover it up (e.g. ContiE) is even more interesting.
• Someone who the fandom is embarrassed of like WolfJLupus, Ebon Lupus, Shadowfox, and CigarSkunk is also entertaining to read about.
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• Two kind of furries are not allowed here: those who yiff and those who whine about other people's generalizations about the fandom.
• ED currently has a don't ask, don't tell policy on yiffing.

Furries are encouraged to spread lulz about furries on this website.

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In other words, come correct with your writing skills, no talk page yiffing, and keep the fur porn on your hard drive. Document that shit, don't promote it.  Sickpuppy  00:36, 18 June 2014 (EDT)

He isn't FoxFag. ^reply 01:13, 18 June 2014 (EDT)

Kevin Johnson

HEY THERE! Hey, Dick! I saw what you did with Kevin Johnson I just wanted to say keep up the good work

--JuniusThaddeus 11:13, 15 December 2014 (EST)