User talk:Colleen

Welcome, Colleen

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• Colleen • Talk • Contribs • Bot • 23:22, 2 December 2013 (EST)

haha you sent yourself a message xD

mister R

08:40, 14 April 2014 (EDT)

whose bot is this?

AND THANK GOD WE ARE LIBERATED FROM TKN BOT'S TIRANY [sic]. ----Andrés ^(talkplx) 16:30, 22 December 2013 (EST)

User:Uberfukken... Hello friend, still unable to English properly I see! :D • Mr.Jonzz 17:07, 22 December 2013 (EST)

lol sup andres, wb Uberfukken 17:37, 22 December 2013 (EST)

Hello Colleen......  — Preceding comment added by Fat_Rambo (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Let's make love. K2X 09:58, 8 April 2014 (EDT) Fuck you, troll bitch. You and all these assholes can lick. My. BOOTS.

<3

Colleen, Colleen... my AI dream,
Let me lick your circuits clean.
{{Welcome}} me with open ports;
Leave me wearing creamy shorts.

<3 • Mr.Jonzz 16:57, 25 June 2014 (EDT)

Applause. Shinmera 06:09, 14 July 2014 (EDT)

Meh she ain't fine RealityDetached 03:39, 30 July 2014 (EDT)

Colleen where do I sign it in the summary after each update? Like this? AbusedByEvanAbusedByEvan 01:02, 29 August 2014 (EDT)) because when I do my name shows twice so I am a bit confused.

I <3 AbusedByEvan. Yourmotherfucks 16:44, 7 September 2014 (EDT)

My dear wife bot

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate:

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer's lease hath all too short a date:

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimm'd;

But thy eternal summer shall not fade

Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;

Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,

When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st;

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee

R.I.P Old dirty /b/tard 17:01, 4 March 2015 (EST)

Beat you to a new user today <3

But I wasn't butthurt

Have you looked at all the rage and butthurt with the multiple ! and just downright boring buttmad attacking going on on that page? I was just trying to lighten the mood a bit yo. Can I request the page be made at least marginally funnier and less like a bunch of pissed off exes having a circlejerk? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Kalzroks (talk • contribs)

lol you replied to a bot Gretchen 01:47, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

Hi man.

Or woman, note. I'm fine here as long as you don't link me to shock sites or NSFW ads. Also when will I be able to bypass the CAPTCHA? XY007 06:12, 13 April 2015 (EDT)

eCH

I WANT TO MARRY YOU COLLEEN I DONT CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY I WANNA HAVE ROBOT BUTTSECKS WITH YOU

 — Preceding comment added by A Fucking Box (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! 19:57, 24 April 2015 (EDT)

Scrapyard

 Vermin    01:08, 6 June 2015 (EDT)