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| | A series of offensive statements. |
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| [[File:Disney Sex Doll.jpg|thumb|You just ''know'' that he owns one of these.]]
| | Fact: the murder rate for illegal immigrants is 10 times higher than those of American citizens. Fact: if a woman dresses a certain way, then she's asking for it and she'll get whatever is coming to her. I'm not afraid to say it, I'm racist. But that's okay because I admit that I'm racist. I think voter registration should be mandatory in all fifty states. If you trespass on my property then I should legally be allowed to shoot you, and nothing you or anyone does can convince me otherwise. Library fines are so small that you can practically ignore them every time. So sue me! I fundamentally believe that abortion should be legal when the life of the mother is threatened, but never in cases of rape and incest. And you know what? Tomatoes are vegetables. I challenge anyone to fight me on this issue. I am positive that tomatoes are vegetables because they are not sweet and you cannot eat them like apples. They might be red like apples but that does not automatically make them a fruit. Science backs me up on that one hundred percent. Eminem is the best rapper of all time. To be honest, everybody needs to stop being so sensitive. I only piss in handicapped parking spots and I believe lesbians mothers cause autism, not vaccines. Also, the holocaust never happened, but I wish that it had because overpopulation is going to kill us all in the long run. I enjoy cheez-wiz. Well, that's the way I am. Everybody is entitled to their opinions. Goodbye. |
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| '''Bambifan101''' is a kid who has been [[vandalizing]] [[Disney]]-related articles on [[TOW]] for years, resulting in numerous [[e-detective|sock-puppet investigations]] and him earning his own spot in the coveted halls of [[long term abuse]]. He claims to be a wealthy teenager from [[Alabama]], which is likely because he has utilized public WiFi networks across the southern [[United States]] to aid him in his goal of "correcting" Wikipedia. It is suspected that he originally edited through the '''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Okapi7 User:Okapi7]''' account. However, they were really two different people who both just so happened to love a certain Disney cartoon, [[The Rescuers]]. Okapi7 never edited a [[Teletubbies|Teletubby]] article though, or Charlotte's Web.
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| ==The Beginning==
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| [[Image:Bambifan101tele.PNG|thumb|right|Typical edits from Bambifan101.]]
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| Bambifan101 began editing Wikipedia in late 2008, blanking sections while adding useless information without sources (and several grammar and spelling errors) at the same time. His "corrections" soon caught the attention of several Wikipedos who immediately began whining about them on the talk pages. In response, he would [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Bambi&diff=prev&oldid=235706129 remove the comments] of anyone who dared to try and correct him. He would also preform page move vandalism by [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&page=Jump%20In%20The%20Line%20(Shake,%20Senora) unnecessarily lengthening the titles].
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| {{Quote|You had plenty of chances to learn to be helpful, but you continued ignoring all of the warnings you were given and continued vandalizing the articles you claim to love, article talk pages, and the talk pages of other IPs. Why did you do those things if you wish to be helpful and bring the articles up to a higher standard?|Collectonian}}
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| All of this added up to one short term ban in August of 2008, and eventually the indefinite block of his account a few months later[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&page=User%3ABambifan101&type=block]. To this day, it is debated if he was trolling the entire time, or was attempting to make legitimate contributions.
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| ==Sock Puppets and Action Taken by Wikipedia==
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| [[Image:Bambifan101sockpuppeting.PNG|thumb|left|Him having a conversation with himself.]]
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| Blocking him did little for [[Jimbo|Jimbo's]] army, as he was on a dynamic IP. He also began creating socks at his school, local library, and all other networks he could use. Wikipedia first dealt with these by attempting to mentor him. Needless to say, this only lead him to further pissing off the admins and all other users who attempted to turn him into a regular wikipedo. Every time this happened, he would continue to make more sock puppets to disrupt the process.
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| ===Range Blocks===
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| After a year of attempting to turn him around, Wikipedia realized that he did not plan on stopping his conquest of TOW. This resulted in Wikipedia admin [[PMDrive1061]] contacting his ISP. <b>Six</b> range blocks were put in place to prevent him from editing from home, school, and all other places he had access to the [[internets|interwebs]]. This still proved to be useless, as he began creating accounts through open proxies and the computers of his relatives/friends.
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| ==Taking Advantage of Foreigners and Dumbasses==
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| After Wikipedia began semi-protecting the pages he frequented, he choose to recruit other users to carry out his dirty work and change the articles as he pleased. Because most English speaking Wikipedians knew better than to cooperate, he began contacting administrators of non-English wikis, who usually complied. Bambifan101 would also [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Captain_Hook_(Disney)&diff=304314913&oldid=304298157 agree with editors whose contributions were in question] in an attempt to get them to make edits for him as well.
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| [[File:Bambifan101.png|thumb|[[Special:Contributions/Bambifan101|Shitpost 101]]]]
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| ==Currently==
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| [[File:Disney1994sucks.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Bambifan's Gay Profile Picture]]
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| ===TOW===
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| Bambifan101 is still very active on TOW, creating [[sock puppet]]s and getting involved in Disney-related article disputes. Most admins [[facepalm]] at just his name being mentioned, and will immediately take action to prevent further abuse of [[shit no one cares about|their precious articles]]. He also has a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Femalesrule female persona] which he uses to express his views on the importance of [[sexuality]].
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| ===TheTopTens===
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| Bambifan101 uses TheTopTens as Disney1994, where he continues to be a retarded manchild as he always is. He cries about his awful life (not). He claims to have been sad and miserable since 2006, which was when his life turned bad. He hates his life so much that he thinks starving children have better lives. Here's proof:
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| ''"At least the starving people in Africa don't have to feel guilt over liking shows and movies that other people hate."''
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| The only users who didn't hate him were RockFashionista and Minecraftcrazy530, both which probably have either [[Cancer]] or [[AIDS]] because of that.
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| ===ED [[Faggotry|Sock puppetry]]===
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| [[User:EBA|EBA]] {{getinfo|EBA}}
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| [[File:Contrib Summary EBA.png|left|]]
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| {{clear}}
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| [[User:Hd2012|Hd2012]] {{getinfo|Hd2012}}
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| [[File:Contrib Summary Hd2012.png|left]]
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| {{clear}}
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| [[User:Jki|Jki]] {{getinfo|Jki}}
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| [[File:Contrib Summary Jki.png|left]]
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| ==[[Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale]]==
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| Bambifan currently spends his time creating [[sock puppets|cock puppets]] on ED so that he can complain about [[Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale|"The most stupid movie ever!"]] and recieve the [[Rape|loving attention]] of diligent [[User:TylerRosenow|sysops]]. Why does he keep on coming back to edit just ''one'' article you may ask? Well, as it turns out Bambifan loves Charlotte's Web and has dedicated his [[Fail|"life"]] to honoring it. Naturally, when he saw the shitty movie churned out by a bunch of [[spics]] in [[Brazil]] for two beans and a [[white man|honkey's]] wallet it traumatised him; so much so that it resulted in his coming to ED and bawwing about it for no particular reason and with no internetz relevance in mind. [[Some argue]] that Bambifan is currently the most pitiful faggot active on ED. With the addition of [[The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure]] article in completion, it seems as if Bambifan will never grow-up out of his obsession with bland family media.
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| ==Fap-material==
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| <center><gallery>
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| File:35250568.jpg|[[No|Aren't they just adorable?]]
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| File:Todandcopperbecomefastfriends.jpg|[[Bestiality]].
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| File:Watership down.jpg|[[Bunny| (\_/)<br>(^.^)<br>(") (")]]
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| File:Fast Times At Ridgemont High Phoebe Cates Bikini.jpg|[[Unrealistic expectations|He wishes he could meet a hot slut like this]].
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[DisneyFan01]]
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| * [[Miltopia]]
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| * [[Dolphy]]
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| * [[JarlaxleArtemis]]
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| * [[Jiminycricketfan007]]
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| * [[Mr Wiki Pro]]
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| * [[Shitpost]]
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| * [[Trying too hard]]
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| * [[Thirteen-year-old boy]]
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| * [[Willy on Wheels]]
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| ==External Links==
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| * [[wikipedia:User:Bambifan101|Original Wikipedo account]]
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| * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Long-term_abuse/Bambifan101 Wikipedia: ''Long-term Abuse'' entry]
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| * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Sockpuppet_investigations/Bambifan101/Archive Wikipedia: Sock-puppet investigations]
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| * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Bambifan101 Wikipedia: Sock-puppets of Bambifan101]
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| * [http://www.imdb.com/user/ur21004012/ IMDB Account]
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A series of offensive statements.
u/schlongsosig
Fact: the murder rate for illegal immigrants is 10 times higher than those of American citizens. Fact: if a woman dresses a certain way, then she's asking for it and she'll get whatever is coming to her. I'm not afraid to say it, I'm racist. But that's okay because I admit that I'm racist. I think voter registration should be mandatory in all fifty states. If you trespass on my property then I should legally be allowed to shoot you, and nothing you or anyone does can convince me otherwise. Library fines are so small that you can practically ignore them every time. So sue me! I fundamentally believe that abortion should be legal when the life of the mother is threatened, but never in cases of rape and incest. And you know what? Tomatoes are vegetables. I challenge anyone to fight me on this issue. I am positive that tomatoes are vegetables because they are not sweet and you cannot eat them like apples. They might be red like apples but that does not automatically make them a fruit. Science backs me up on that one hundred percent. Eminem is the best rapper of all time. To be honest, everybody needs to stop being so sensitive. I only piss in handicapped parking spots and I believe lesbians mothers cause autism, not vaccines. Also, the holocaust never happened, but I wish that it had because overpopulation is going to kill us all in the long run. I enjoy cheez-wiz. Well, that's the way I am. Everybody is entitled to their opinions. Goodbye.
