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OFFICIAL OSAMABOWL

One of the better board on all of the *chans, and certainly the most easy to troll, /sp/ is 4chan's obligatory sports board. It's a place where overweight armchair quarterbacks (who call themselves /sp/artans but everyone else calls /sp/astics) go to troll back at the trolls trolling them, and discuss sports every now and then. As most sports require at very least some minor social contact, by 4chan's basement dwelling standards, users of /sp/ are considered borderline normalfags, who could possibly be capable of typical human activity such as holding a conversation with eye contact, leaving the house to purchase shopping or attracting a female partner to reproducing with.

As there only so many hours in a week when sports are actually being played to discuss, /sp/ reverts to off topic OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS of porn stars, breakfast cereals, childhood cartoons etc. Trollball manager general threads discussing the advantages of basing your entire strategy on LONG THROWS and nationalist based trolling where culture-less Amerifats dish out semen rations to starving crooked toothed yuropoors.

To make up for this lack of “real” sports on TV at times, /sp/ substitutes in OFFICIAL GAME THREADS of events that are really not even close to being classed as a sport, such as the Royal Wedding or The Price is Right, as something to argue about and post reaction images to.

Alternative sports names

Sports according to /sp/

One of the major pastimes on /sp/ is changing the “traditional” names for sports with names that more accurately describe their true nature. This originally started from yurofags raging about American Football, referring to it as “Handegg”, the argument being that the hands are used more than feet and is played with an egg rather than a ball. Butthurt Amerifats struck back with “Divegrass” for the theoretical performance played by fairies previously know as soccer.

These alternative names caught on and expanded to cover most other sports and is the standard response for a niece sport thread is posted. For example every time some long haired stoner goon stumbles into /sp/ and starts a skateboarding thread, the guaranteed first response is “Woodflip/Stonerplank/criminal wheels is not a sport”

Solid 7

Typical Solid 7

Solid 7 is a /sp/ meme that originates from a TL;DR story someone posted on /sp/ about him on a night out getting cockblocked by his bro from scoring with a girl called “Jane”, whom he classed as a “Solid 7”

After however after he posted pictures of “Jane”, it was immediately obvious that his definition of what classed as a “7” - a fat, fake tanned, trout lipped, pre opp transsexual, was painfully inaccurate in comparison to the rating systems of the majority of the population.

This kind of hilarious delusion in the quality of your female is is very similar to the same kind of hopeless delusion exhibited by the blinded, rabid fanboys of /sp/ in the quality of their sports teams. Who at the start of every season can be found shitposting that this will be their year to win “da superb owl” or “the stan lee cup” until the inevitable colossal wave of reality crushes their dream for another year. (See the typical sub-human scouser fans of Liverpool FC)

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Costanza.jpg

>putting ketchup in the fridge

Costanza.jpg is a classic /sp/ reaction image captured from the episode "The Abstinence" from Season 8 of Seinfeld. In this episode George Costanza lectures Derek Jeter and Bernie Williams of the New York Yankees on how to properly hit a baseball. When Jeter points out that the Yankees have won the World Series, Costanza makes this face, laughs at them, and says "yeah.... in six games"

Basically it is a great >implying image and is widely posted on /sp/ for implying things such as your social life, sexuality or condiment storage are not normal. The first and most well known incarnation is believed to be " >Putting ketchup in the fridge"

It has since spread to other boards by unfunny tripfags and evolved into "I seriously hope you guys don't do this" where it has been stripped of all traces of originality and context and is now being copy pasted to death.

Jags Fan

On the 18th of October 2010, during a football game between the Jacksonville Jaguars and their divisional rival Tennessee Titans, it was the 4th quarter with just under 7 minutes left to play the Jags were down 23-3. A television camera panned over to the home crowd for a reaction shot and captured this fan, getting up from his seat, rubbing his chin and him cannot helping but smile and shake his head in disbelief at his teams poor performance. He stands there dumbfounded and is unable to comprehend at what he is witnessing, and thus a legend is born.

Jagsfan is posted heavily on /sp/ as a use-all reaction to ridiculous situations. He does not appear often in Jags threads because Jags threads do not appear often anywhere.

Chargers Copypasta

Chargers Copypasta started in a thread laughing at how the top 5 teams in Pete Prisco's POWERRANKINGS picks for the coming season are going 1-4.

This was posted whilst the game between the San Diego Chargers and the Kansas City Chiefs was still in progress, an incredibly ass pained Chargers fan seeing this, posted a lengthy rebuttal at those seeking to write his team off as loosing the game due them being behind at the half.

“	I'm sorry, but did the Chargers already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chargers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC West for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Monday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Chargers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chargers topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.	„
—Anonymous Chargers Fan

Many variations of it exist and are often posted in game threads when a team is loosing for trolling purposes.

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