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| [[File:Clementoni-Monster-High-Puzzle-250-Teile-Be-yuouserlf-a-Monster-7524401.jpg|thumb|''The Munsters'' meets every teen movie/TV show ever.]]
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| '''Monster Girls''' are [[loli]] who were never human and [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|never will be]]. Monster Girls have become very popular with [[paedophile]]s, many of whom [[some argue|posit]] that as the <s>girls</s> sluts are inhuman (or in some cases were never really alive to begin with) they're perfectly [[Awwwright|fine]] to fap off over based on the excuse that they are a 400-year-old monster in a loli body.
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| Claudia is a favorite for pedophilic fans of ''The Vampire Lestat'' series because she is a 30 something vampire gift wrapped in a 5-year-old body for them by Anne Rice.
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| ==Monster species list==
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| |[[Vampire]]
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| |The vampire is an undead, monster that has usually had their condition passed on to them either by the bite from another vampire or through heredity. Was once the king of all monsters because as a monster it got to hide in human form, representing all the evils that humans were capable of until girls learned to read and the vampire started to [[Twilight|sparkle]]. Favored by the loli and shots fetishist because as they age their vampire lover always stays the same age. A good example of this would be the movie '''Let Me In''' where the vampire's lover grows up with them and ages while they stay the same.
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| |[[Image:claudia111.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Don't let a lack of grass on the field or strawberries on the vine dissuade you. She's in her late 50's. Fap away.]]
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| [[File:5minatepesdb111.jpg|thumb|right|300px|400 years old and the body of a 12-year-old. You're rock hard right now]]
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| |[[Furfag|Werecreatures]]
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| |(Such as werewolves, werecats and "weremouses" (in which they were called Rat Queens, the "female versions" of Rat Kings)) Were are a cursed species that get their power by being bitten by another were or through heredity and conditions usually have to be met for them to use their powers such as a full moon. Not a popular monster type for freaks because they have a real age and the argument that they are not human must be used to avoid the guilt that they are wanking to pictures of a [[loli|14-year-old girl]] Most were types, especially Werewolves can be found in vampire universes so [[Furfag]]s and blood freaks usually cross arms with the Renfields taking the higher road and arguing age. Many furries try to or have included the DBZ universe into the Were fetish.
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| |[[Image:3ed717ab50b7352c486e67ba6c0f3e7a67fbf735 hq.jpg|thumb|300px|This one's proud of her Virginity]]
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| |[[Hauntings|Ghost]]
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| |The cute, little dead girl that haunts your room and is the reason why you're always waking up with your [[Orly?|dick stuck to your sheets]] because she can suck a dick but swallowing that salty protein shake you got in your drawers is another matter all together. For story reasons and a sympathetic character this little death vixen usually will die tragically as a virgin. The means usually being a suicide or sickness. Most ghost girls average [[16 year-old girls|16 years old]], so the fetishists claim to be more pure about their love of little ghost girls because, for the most part, there is no touching and their romance is one of emotions rather than sex. To really get an understanding of this depravity look up [[Randy Robert Stair]].
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| |[[File:Oshizu 12.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Shizu Murasame from ''To Love Ru'']]
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| |[[Science|Dr. Frankenstein/Zombie Type Monster]]
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| |Probably the most depraved of all the fetishists because this one includes necrophilia. This type is brought back from the dead either through magic or science and include many days rifling through morgues and graveyards for that perfect body or perfect part to make their perfect mate. As said, these are some of the most fucked up psychologically people on the planet, including people like Jeffret Dhamer, because they have such poor people skills their goal is to make a lover from the [[Chris-Chan|ground up]] that will be loyal only to them and do everything that is commanded of them.
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| |[[File:Frankie Stein 234.jpg|thumb|right|300px|You can literally fuck this one so hard you break her]]
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| [[File:Zombie loli 567.jpg|thumb|right|300px]]
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| |[[Plants vs. Zombies|Plant Monster]]
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| |Grow your own girlfriend from a seed packet. Mostly a fetish among men because girls can't wrap their legs around the idea of a shit smelling, slimy monster that calls a swamp home along with leeches, mosquitos and bats such as '''Swamp Thing''' but on the other hand, guys are treated to the sweet smelling, feminine curves of [[Batman]]'s '''Poison Ivy'''. Mostly a fetish with tree hugging males that will argue, with a cucumber up their ass, that plants are sentient and they can feel their lawn's pain when they walk on it. Also a favorite of pot heads to fantasize about because they like to think that somewhere, a girl exists with Marijuana growing in place of her hair.
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| |[[Your Mom|Mummy]]
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| |Mostly a thing for people that like to role play ancient [[Egypt]], have a Cleopatra fetish or are into bondage. Can also fall into the zombie fetish because Mummy's are reanimated corpses as well and most people that are into the mummy fetish have a necrophilia fetish. Unlike the Zombie/Dr. Frankenstein fetish, age is on their side. Because as the Frankenstein's monster in the age of the parts used and the Zombie the age of the girl raised, because a loli zombie will have had to wait thousands of years for reanimation, she wins the numbers game in the death fetish of fucking corpses.
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| |[[Cum|Slime/Goo]]
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| |Usually popular with people that like to jerk off into their hand and lick up what they call '''the good stuff''' because they are convinced that either it is a sin to waste their baby gravy, believe that by consuming their own spunk they'll become a hyoer-muscular super man or have a need to hide their actions from over oppressive parents.
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| More like a bad dream than a fetish, some actually [[cum]] to believe that if they don't devour their nut candy that it will build up somewhere and gain sentience. A favorite in the crazy house because they believe that by devouring her that they are devouring themselves.
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| |[[File:1296177484045.jpg|thumb|right|I came]]
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| |[[Girlvinyl|Harpie]]
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| |What once was a fat bellied, pendulous titted monster of [[hell]] that punished emo suicide faggotts in Dante's Inferno has Yu-Gi-Oh to thank for it slimmer, sexier and less bird like look.
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| P opular with emos and other groups that fantasize about bringing about their own demise because this will be the closest they'll get to [[pussy]] when they are in hell, hung up from a tree with one of these hotties digging her talons into their head and ripping body parts off of them, that continually grow back, for all of eternity.
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| |[[Undertale|Skeleton]]
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| |Usually best described as hot for heroin thin, skinny bitches with a permanent needle stuck in their arm.
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| |[[What the fuck?|Octomaid]]
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| |Popular with men that like multitasking women. She can be face down and biting the pillow but making him a sammich, getting him a beer, sweeping the living room and help out in a three-way by tapping both holes of his second bitch. More popular with women than men because on first sight of one, the woman goes straight to fantasy and contemplating 2A2V2O. In other words, every hole getting stuffed like a good girl should be doing. Very rarely drawn as lolis because the sick fuck that fantasies about this wants them to know how to use their tentacles for maximum pleasure and be able to buy beer with at least one of their tentacles.
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| |[[Whore|Gorgon]]
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| |In myth, medusa was a cock teasing bitch and to punish her for her joy of making men "''HARD''", a gaze from her would turn any man to stone. In so few words, Medusa or any Gorgon is that chick in your class that keeps you from standing up when you're called to the white board.
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| |[[Dead babies|Succubus]]
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| |What once used to be a demon from hell that ran around killing new born babies with SIDS and causing you to nut yourself at night, the succubus has become nothing more than a loli masturbation sock because their dick riding goal hasn't changed. They still sneak into your room to ride your cock so that they can become impregnated and have little half demon babies that will serve Lilith. Most Male fanboys argue that since they are the ones getting roofied, there is nothing wrong, even despite the age difference.
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| == Others==
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| *[[ED Singers|Siren]]
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| *[[Spider|Arachnae]]
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| *[[Water|Lake/Sea/Swamp/Lagoon Monster]]
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| {{cg|Gallery of monster girl bullshit|snpgallery2|center|<gallery>
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| Krul 24.jpg|Yes, 18-year-olds will [[Masturbate|"have a date with Rosie Palms"]] to this vamp, if she is younger than you. (even though she is in her hundreds in vampire years and stuck as a teen)
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| File:Ray and the dream ghost.gif|This ghost woman likes to have fun with this guy.
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| File:Zach meets Ghost!Hannah.gif|So, Twilight exists huh? Then what if a ghost girl sparkles so blue in the moonlight, she came here looking like one of the ghosts from ''The Frighteners''?
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| The '80s answer to Monster High.png|[[Irony|We went from this]]
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| KAWAII SUGOI MONSTER GIRLZ XDDDDDDDDD HA HA HA, OH WOW.jpg|to this shit.
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| The haunted loud house 02 by sithvampiremaster27-dale3uo.jpg|Lori Loud from ''[[The Loud House]]'' as Medusa. Yes, "[[Pimp|malewhores]]" would date monster girls.
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| The haunted loud house 09 by sithvampiremaster27-dale4xw.jpg|Reminds me of ''The Fly''.
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| Goosebumps high spectra geist by dat1234777-d9bpkac.jpg|She looks like a fusion between Twyla and Spectra Vondergeist, but even worse...
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| </gallery>|}}
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| ==External links==
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| *[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CuteMonsterGirl Cute Monster Girl • TVTropes]
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Dance In The Vampire Bund]]
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| *[[Monster Girl Quest]]
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| *[[Permaloli]]
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| *[[Plastic crap]]
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| *[[Shit no one cares about]]
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