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| [[Image:Enteringthekitchen.jpg|thumb|203px|[[Japan|Japanese kitchens]] default with your standard kitchen appliances, utensils, and [[doing it right|doggystyle-ready wife and two teen daughters]].]]
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| Where [[women]] should be ({{ytlink|1k5iefShVIM|proof}}), just like they have been for [[at least 100 years]]. If you are a woman and on [[teh internets]], get back '''in the kitchen''' and make your [[man]] a [[sandwich]]. [[Feminazi]] [[whores]] have been complaining about "in the kitchen" for [[at least 100 years]]. This complaining will continue until a Real Man stands up and starts [[BJ|pwning]] their stupid [[whore]] mouths.
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| Every good [[IRC]] network has a #kitchen channel where the [[harem]] is located.
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| == Teaching at a young age ==
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| <center><youtube>bbIagfBcOMw</youtube></center>
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| == Things you will find in the kitchen ==
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| [[File:PantyPulling.gif|frame|right|130px|What you MUST [[Sharking|do]] upon seeing her outside the kitchen.]]
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| * [[Drug|Pots]] and pans.
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| * An oven (Warning: May be hot!). Shove your [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old brother]] into this... a Jew [[a cat is fine too|is fine too]].
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| * A fridge, this is a great place to hide the body of your [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old brother]] after roasting him to death in the oven.
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| * Women who know their place. If there aren't at least three, then you need to <s>buy</s> [[slave|enslave]] [[Mormon|more]].
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| * A clock in the stove.
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| :<small>'''[[PROTIP]]''': Always use this as a defense whenever a woman asks for a watch; following up with a disciplinary slap is [[do it faggot|required]].</small>
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| * [[Your mom]], she's either there or in my bed along with your wife and daughter: who were already in my bed.
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| * Your [[dad]], who teaches you that the stove is fucking '''HOT''' you [[fucktard]].
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| * A sammich... and crack... in Pyrex bowls.
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| * [[Jam It In|Jam]], [[Peanut Butter Jelly Time|jelly]], and [[cum|marmalade]].
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| * <s>[[Spaghettios]]</s> Disregard that, some bitch stole them for performance art.
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| == Fun things to do in the kitchen ==
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| [[File:KYEye.jpg|thumb|right|This is what just might happen if you leave the kitchen, but all good women take it in stride.]]
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| * Stare into the fridge for half an hour, looking for [[chocolate]].
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| * Grab [[food]], possibly [[delicious cake]], out of fridge and [[OM NOM NOM NOM|insert into mouth]].
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| * Practice [[goatse]]
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| * Lick the cold inside of your freezer, resulting in your tongue being stuck.
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| * [[pizza and beer|Drink beer and eat pizza]]
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| * Have [[sex]] on the kitchen table
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| * Stare into the fridge again
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| * Stare into the fridge while having sex.
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| * Have sex in the fridge.
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| * Have sex ''with'' the fridge.
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| * Make marmalade.
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| * Cover your hand in ice until frozen, then shove it up your woman's arse.
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| == Reasons to let her out of the kitchen ==
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| * If she is [[Metroid|Samus Aran]] and promises to commit at least one act of [[genocide]] and/or [[Muhammad Cartoons|desecration of holy areas]] before she comes back.
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| * So she can buy a [[gun]] and become [[An Hero]] with a [[Chris Benoit|murder suicide]], thus proving that she can [[do it faggot|do it]] even though [[you]] can't, you [[castration|emasculated]] [[bitch]].
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| * To get more food so she can come back to the kitchen and feed your [[fat ass]].
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| * So she can distract the [[FBI]] with her [[boobs]] while you evacuate your [[children|sex toys]], you [[sick fuck]].
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| * So she can suck your dick while you play ''Modern Warfare 2'', since you don't have to do anything.
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| * So she can suck your dick while you're watching an important game on TV, or when you just don't feel like getting up, because that's [[Too lazy|too much work]]
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| ==How-to==
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| <center>{{frame|{{morphquote|hankid|background-color: White; width: 500px; height: auto;|font-weight: bold;|
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| This is disgusting and repulsive. Not only did the poor soul in this video have to suffer through seeing a woman outside of the kitchen and be forced to return her to her designated area; but if you look closely at 0:03, you can see another woman who is not where she's supposed to be. Truly appalling. The sick minds who put together this episode should be punished severely.
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| Also, someone get that poor man a beer, he's been through a lot lately.
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| |Tezcatlepocatl}}|border=black|background=white}}</center>
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| |<youtube>HeHUQAnzpF0</youtube><br>
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| |<youtube>p2e4zupnP4o</youtube><br>
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| |<youtube>1k5iefShVIM</youtube><br>
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| |<youtube>_5BljfmKvnE</youtube>
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| ;What's in GeoffRules12759s Kitchen?!?!?!
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| |<youtube>RkURNapAROk</youtube>
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| ;Peter Coffin's [[Parody]] of [[women]] not listening the first time.
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| |<youtube>SfT8C-GVSQI</youtube><br>
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| ;Metallica knows where women belong.
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| |<youtube>RdRZTCnrImc</youtube>
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg||kitchen|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:The kitchen.jpg|Silly woman
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| Image:Battleshit_inthekitchen.jpg|A perfect example that /b/tards existed before 4chan.
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| Image:Couple at home.jpg|That's right, cook while I read my [[porn]]
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| Image:In_the_kitchen.gif|That's right bitch.
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| Image:Ironchan-strip2.gif|Iron Chan restores the order.
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:Robotnik_kitchen.png|Even Robotnik agrees. Not photoshopped. Srsly.
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| Image:Better_end.gif|The way [[Jay Naylor|Better Days]] should have ended.
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| Image:Anonymous Sakura.gif
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| Image:Women_-_My_Kitchen_Needs_Me.jpg
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| Image:Backtothekitchen.jpg
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| Image:Women_-_The_Kitchen.jpg
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| Image:Women_-_Pussy_Makes_The_Food.jpg
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| Image:Kitchen_-_Insane_Wolf.jpg
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| Image:Kitchen_-_She's_What.jpg
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| Image:Women_-_Know_Your_Place.jpg
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| Image:Feminism_-_Flyer.jpg
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| Image:Kirby_EVIL.psd.jpg
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| Image:Backtothekitchen2.jpg
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| File:Wife material.jpg|This bitch knows her place, and is much happier for it.
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Wimmin]]
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| * [[Bitches]]
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| * [[Whores]]
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| * [[Bitches and Whores]]
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| * [[Feminazis]]
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| * [[Make me a sandwich]]
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| * [[Mumsnet]]
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| * [[Tina S.]]
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| ==External Links==
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| * [http://www.wikihow.com/Buy-Oven-Mitts Buy your oven mitts]
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| * {{ytuser|LauraVitalesKitchen|Laura shows how she belongs in the kitchen}}
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| * {{ytuser|HotForCooking|Tifa Lockhart loves to cook in the kitchen!}}
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| {{timeline|Featured article March 31, [[2018]]|[[BitTorrent]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[MAD magazine]]}}
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