User:APerson241/World of Tanks

World of Tanks is perhaps the crappiest downloadable game ever. Essentially, you control a little metal tank that buttrapes other little metal tanks. When all of the enemy's little metal tanks have been successfully buttraped OR your team successfully shoots the metal flag on the other side of the field, YOU WIN!

How To Troll

World of Tanks suffers from a group of basement dwellers who like to think they are the Commander-in-chief of their team. They LOVE it when people follow their directions. As a result, they can be easily trolled:

• Try to do the exact opposite of anything they say. (example: when they say CHARGE!, you say HOW ABOUT NO! and go around the side).
• In the event that the commander gets killed, they probably are so retarded that they'll keep watching the game; therefore, you always should try to get your team killed.

On the other hand, if you don't have any commanders, you should first celebrate your good luck, then do the following:

• Alert the enemy whenever any member of your team approaches.
• CAMP WHENEVER POSSIBLE.