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[[Powerword|'''Jordan Hunt''']]{{jew}} aka '''[[Cuck|Cuck Norris]]''' is a pathetic excuse of a Canadian satanist [[vegan]] [[nu-male]] feminist [[soyboy]] from [[Toronto]], [[Canada]]. He is famous for [https://www.lifesitenews.com/opinion/im-a-pro-life-woman.-this-man-just-round-kicked-me-in-public-for-my-beliefs roundhouse-kicking a woman from Lifesite News in a pro-choice protest]. After assaulting the woman, he defended himself like a little [[bitch]] saying he meant to kick her phone, then he yanked off a ribbon that the victim was wearing and ran away like a little soy-pussy. Police later came but didn't do anything about it...yet.
==Cuck Norris Identified==
Next day later, the woman posted the video of the assault. And thanks to [[the internets]], the video went viral and Cuck Norris' true identity is revealed as Jordan Hunt, a hair stylist from Noble Studio. Not anymore now that Noble Studio [[Banned|fired his soy ass]] after the assault on the internet got their attention! After he got fired, he [[Delete Fucking Everything|purge all of his social media pages]] to cover the remaining tracks.
Jordan is living proof that [[Abortion|ABORTION]] SHOULD BE AS [[Falcon punch|SAFE AND LEGAL]] AS POSSIBLE. As a matter of fact, whole cities should be aborted. [[Toronto]] definitely qualifies.
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==External Links==
* {{kym|memes/events/toronto-abortion-activist-assault Jordan Hunt}}
* {{twitter|jordan_hunt18}} - <s>His Twitter account</s> LOL nope, parody account!
* [http://newmediacentral.net/jordan-hunt-aka-cuck-norris-unapologetic-after-assaulting-woman/ New Media Central: Jordan Hunt, AKA “Cuck Norris” Unemployed After Kicking Pro-Life Woman]
* [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jordan-hunt-toronto-lady-kicker-charged-with-multiple-counts-of-assault.48602/ Thread about Jordan Hunt/Cuck Norris] on [[Kiwifarms]].
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