User:VX/Gaschamber

Consoles are devices used by poor people, the technologically illiterate, and weeaboos to "play" "games," the latter words being used in the loosest possible sense, much like your mom's labia. Most consoles come from the grorious rand of Nippon; ergo, weebs will defend the things to their last breath as the shoddy tech falls to bits before their acne ridden faces.