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| {{distinguish|LoL}}
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| {{Warning|[[WebMD]] has stated that using lol, any variants of lol, or other [[faggotry]] causes various conditions such as [[AIDs]].}}
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| [[image:lol.jpg|180px|right]]
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| '''Lol''': (Acronym: laughing out loud; not to be confused with [[lulz]]) an exclamation and an excrement of the [[internets]] to express [[homosexuality]] and to indicate that one has human laughed in real life, typically as a result of listening to [[The Aristocrats|funny jokes]]. (this term developed as a response to the CNN reports of lol fraud) [syn: [[rofl|IROFL]]]
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| ==[[boring|Stop using it]]==
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| There are many side effects from using the acronym lol such as turning into a [[16 year old girl]] or contracting [[AIDs]], for your healthy and safety, we advise not to use lol unless you want to state how much of a [[shit]] you are.
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| [[image:Lol Rage face.gif|180px|right]]
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| *It is an abbreviation for "Laugh/Laughs/Laughing/Laughed out loud". As such, there is no reason add -ed or -ing at the end. That is subsumed in the context in which the term is used. You do not "laugh out louded" nor are you "laugh out louding", [[faggot]].
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| *Since '''lol''' is an abbreviation, there is absolutely no reason to use it on a forum or message board. You are not texting and are not being charged for each line you type.
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| *'''Lol''' is not a greeting, a salutation, a closing statement, or punctuation. Stop putting it at the beginning and end of everything you type.
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| *Thanks to the lack of [[original content]], nothing can trigger [[lulz]] anymore. If you are truly laughing out loud at every dead meme or thing you read on the internet, then [[you]] are either [[Fucktard|mentally deficient]], have [[Unfunny|no real sense of humor]], or have a [[Cancer|brain tumor]]. In any event, consult a doctor, or better yet, be the [[an hero]].
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| Those whose intelligence has been mutilated by the internet to the point that they actually say '''lol''' in the real world should be imprisoned with [[Bubba]] as quick as possible and have [[goatse]] for something to '''lol''' about.
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| ==Modern Meaning==
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| [[File:Photorealistic LOL.jpg|right|180px|thumb|[[IRL]]]]
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| Being the most abused abbreviation on the [[internet]], '''Lol's''' meaning has reached a point that can't even be parodied anymore without making you look like an [[autist]]. Among the new things it stands for include:
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| *Lack of Laughter
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| *Lots of love [[Less than three|<3]] (A ballsack?)
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| *Lesbians on Leashes
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| *"I'm finished typing my sentence now."
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| *"I have a very low IQ."
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| *"I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."
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| *"I'm scratching my balls and not actually smiling or making any sound but typed it anyway."
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| However, '''Lol's''' main new use is when [[you]] say something unfunny and everyone else types it to pity [[you]].
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| ==People who use lol==
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| *[[Jews]]
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| *[[You]]
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| *[[Autists]]
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| *[[16 year old girls]]
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| *[[Niggers]]
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| *[[12 year old girls]]
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| *Anyone who uses [[forced memes]]
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| *Many more mentally handicapped people (primarily under the age of 18)
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg||lolGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| image:Lolmantiseses.gif
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| image:Lolmouth small.jpg
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| image:LOL DROWN.jpg|LOL if you see someone drowning in bacon
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| image:I lol'd.jpg
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| image:Zeldatyp.jpg
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| image:Alcolol.jpg
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| image:Lulz Corruption.jpg|Right before [[Lulz|the corruption]]
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| image:Bit too harsh.PNG
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| image:Laugh out Lord.jpg
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| Image:Steamloller.gif|[[Steamloller]]
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| Image:Lollercoaster.gif|[[Lollercoaster]]
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| Image:Lolcano.gif|[[Lolcano]]
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| Image:Lols-royce.gif|[[Lols-Royce]]
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| Image:Lollerskates blk.gif|[[Lollerskates]]
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| Image:Lmaonade.gif|[[Lmaonade]]
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| Image:Rofljaculation.gif|Rofljaculation
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| Image:Roflcopter.gif|[[Roflcopter]]
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| Image:Lmaonaise.gif|[[Lmaonaise]]
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| Image:Owlicopter.gif|[[Lmaowl]]
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| Image:LOLRUS.gif|[[SapphyDracases|LOLRUS]]
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| Image:Lolbus.gif|Lolbus
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| File:Web lol.png|On the web
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| image:France_lol.jpg|lol [[kill it with fire]]
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| Image:Lollercaust.gif|[[Lollercaust]]
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| Image:Lolstika.gif|[[Lollercaust|Lolstika]]
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==Shitter variations==
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| *[[Lollerskates]]
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| *[[lawl]]
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| *[[Lollercaust]]
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| *[[Lollercoaster]]
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| *[[Lmaonade]]
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| *[[Lmaonaise]]
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| *[[Lmaowl]]
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| *[[Lmao Zedong]]
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| *[[Steamloller]]
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| *[[Loldongs]]
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| *[[Loler]]
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| *[[lolwtf]]
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| *[[LOL WUT]]
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| *[[Lulz]]
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| *[[Rofl]]
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| *[[Trololololololololololo]]
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| {{acronyms}}
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| {{language}}
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| {{Timeline|Featured article September 19, [[2006]]|[[Rob Levin]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Insane]]}}
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