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'''Eswatini''' (Previously known as Swaziland, sometimes referred to as [[nazi|Naziland]] or IRL [[Black_Panther|Wakanda]])  is a landlocked [[African]] country surrounded by [[South_Africa|South Africa]]. Eswatini is inhabited by '''PROUD BLACK MEN''' who are free from the influence of [[shit|white, western culture]], much to the dismay of [[White_People|CraKKKers]]. It really is true that whites cannot stand to see a successful black man, let alone a successful black nation.  
'''Eswatini''' (Previously known as Swaziland, sometimes referred to as [[nazi|Naziland]] or IRL [[Black_Panther|Wakanda]])  is a landlocked [[African]] country surrounded by [[South_Africa|South Africa]]. Eswatini is inhabited by '''PROUD BLACK MEN''' who are free from the influence of [[shit|white, western culture]], much to the dismay of [[White_People|CraKKKers]]. It really is true that whites cannot stand to see a successful black man, let alone a successful black nation.  
[[File:AverageEswatini.jpg|thumb|Typical Swazi man|right|200px]]
[[File:AverageEswatini.jpg|thumb|Typical Swazi man|right|200px]]
==History==
Little is known about the history of the inhabitants of Eswatini. [[Some_say|Some hypothesize]] that they are the descendance of an ancient fallen empire, much more advanced than modern society, while others believe that they are descendants of the [[Israel|Hebrews]] mentioned in the [[Bible]]. The Swazi lived peaceful, traditional lives within their communities for hundreds of years until a group of vile [[Satan|Demons]] referring to themselves as "the [[Britain|Bri'ish]]" arrived. The white Angloids immediately started doing what they do best; destroying black culture and oppressing black men. The Zulu people grew tired of the Bri'ish trying to keep a brotha down, so they stood up to them. Despite the superior intelligence, strength and constitution, the Zulus were defeated by sheer numbers, and all of South Africa was annexed by the British. Life under British oppression was harsh, but the strong-willed black men of South Africa persevered, and in 1968 the Swazi managed to gain their independence.
==Society and Culture==
[[File:FatAfricanKid.jpg|thumb|Most hildren in Eswatini are [[fat]] due to the abundance of food|left|200px]]

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Eswatini (Previously known as Swaziland, sometimes referred to as Naziland or IRL Wakanda) is a landlocked African country surrounded by South Africa. Eswatini is inhabited by PROUD BLACK MEN who are free from the influence of white, western culture, much to the dismay of CraKKKers. It really is true that whites cannot stand to see a successful black man, let alone a successful black nation.

Typical Swazi man

History

Little is known about the history of the inhabitants of Eswatini. Some hypothesize that they are the descendance of an ancient fallen empire, much more advanced than modern society, while others believe that they are descendants of the Hebrews mentioned in the Bible. The Swazi lived peaceful, traditional lives within their communities for hundreds of years until a group of vile Demons referring to themselves as "the Bri'ish" arrived. The white Angloids immediately started doing what they do best; destroying black culture and oppressing black men. The Zulu people grew tired of the Bri'ish trying to keep a brotha down, so they stood up to them. Despite the superior intelligence, strength and constitution, the Zulus were defeated by sheer numbers, and all of South Africa was annexed by the British. Life under British oppression was harsh, but the strong-willed black men of South Africa persevered, and in 1968 the Swazi managed to gain their independence.

Society and Culture

Most hildren in Eswatini are fat due to the abundance of food