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REMOVE ALL REFERANCES TO DONNY LONG ON Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center OR I WONT STOP! EDWARD THE HOMO WITH AIDS POSTED THEM AND HE IS NOT A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. HE MAKES PHOTOSHOPS NOTHING MORE. NO VIDEO YOU FAGS! HE WA
REMOVE ALL REFERANCES TO DONNY LONG ON Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center OR I WONT STOP! EDWARD THE HOMO WITH AIDS POSTED THEM AND HE IS NOT A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. HE MAKES PHOTOSHOPS NOTHING MORE. NO VIDEO YOU FAGS! HE WAS IN A COUPLE GAY PORNOS NOTHING MORE. HE RAPED AND KID NAPPED HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND IS WANTED IN THE STATES AND HIDES IN HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN ATHENS GREECE AT 59 YEARS OLD.
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[[Image:Holyshittrippinballsawesome.gif|frame|Drugs are pretty [[awesome]].]]
[[Image:Holy shit im tripping balls.jpg|thumb|Like wow, man.]]
[[Image:Wtf201.jpg|thumb|This makes sense when you are on drugs.]]
[[Image:Antidrugbooty.jpg|thumb|It's even better on drugs]]
[[Image:Real_mario_close.jpg|thumb|This is why you never do Meth.]]
[[Image:Coke for kids.gif|thumb|These were popular among kids [[no more than 99]] years ago.]]
[[Image:michaelkbrandow.jpg|thumb|[[Lie|This man is definitely not on drugs.]]]]
According to a [[Wikipedia|very reliable source]], a '''drug''' is any chemical substance which changes normal body function. While [[Truth|drugs are used by nearly everyone]] and being high is a hoot and a holler, the discussion of drugs is the source of much [[drama]] on the [[Interbutts]].
@eddotse on twitter PROMISED yesterday EDDIE DZIAL WIKI WAS NOT GOING TO BE REMOVED AND ASSHOLE EDDIE IS NOT THE ONE SPAMMING YOUR SITE AND TAKING YOUR HOST DOWN. I AM! IF YOU DONT PUT HIS WIKI BACK UP I WONT STOP. DO IT NOW MOTHER FUCKER IM DONE PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU. I GOT AN EMAIL BACK ABOUT YOUR REAL HOST. #DONNYLONGALWAYSWINS
The drama generally starts with drug users who [[Spam|post while high]], and [[whine]] endlessly about [[Shit nobody cares about|the legalization and decriminalization]] of [[Jenkem|their drug of choice]]. Their reasons range from the general [[truth|harmlessness]] of being stoned to their beliefs that tripping balls provides [[batshit crazy|legitimate cognitive benefits]], as opposed to simply [[truth|being fun]]. These morons generally piss off the rest of the druggie community (the ones with functional nervous systems, at least) by making them all look like ignorant burn-outs.
On the opposite end of the spectrum are those who [[Anti-lulz|hate drugs]]; these types claim to not see [[fun|the point]] of taking a drug, regardless of it being harmful or not and regardless of the fact they they most likely chain-smoke and are alcoholic, coffee addicts, who chronically [[masturbate]] to their child [[porn]]. Despite the glaring hypocrisy, these upstanding citizens are too burnt out from their mentally onerous worship of social fascism to even acknowledge their own cognitive dissonance. Dr. Park N. Stones has studied this phenomenon and claims that these people are either lamers, [[larpers]], [[underage B&]]s, [[troll]]s, [[fundies]], [[straight edge]]rs, or people that took Reefer Madness way too seriously. Particularly in the United States the [[Christians]] fear that if people, especially children, started to do drugs then they would turn away from [[bullshit|religion]] and there simply would not be enough adolescent semen for their [[idiot|Evangelical]] overlords to guzzle. Furthermore, the subset of these [[morons|geniuses]] that are not trolling are the same people responsible for the [[war on drugs]] as well as the genocide in [[Darfur]].
IF YOU WANT PIECE THEN REPOST EDDIE DZIAL WIKI AND REMOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT DONNY LONG. EDDIE IS A NOBODY HOMOSEXUAL WITH AIDS HIDING IN HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN ATHENS GREECE THAT MADE THE DONNY LONG WIKI AND HE HAS ZERO POWER. I HAVE THE PORNWIKILEAKS.COM ARMY AND WILL HAVE MY ARMY KEEP COMING BACK TILL YOU DO AS I SAY.
A special mention should be given to sXer's, who tend to view themselves as analogues of John Wayne and therefore TOO independent and self-sustaining to ever rely on chemicals, you weakling. A MAN IS NOT AN ISLAND. Channeling the snide countenance of Vegeta and acting like they have reached the height of Darwinian perfection, they walk stolidly into their giant parties of disaffected whiny youth DRUG-FREE. To these folks, drugs are an anathema. On the other hand, insidious bitching about a harmless toker or wishing genuine violence on a contrived archenemy alliance of potsmokers/rapists/atheists is considered a healthy social activity.
'''Eddie Dzial ''' born Real Name '''Edward Bernard Przydzial ''' aka pornstarbrand aka Porn Star Brand aka Emerald City Records aka Emerald City Productions aka Lawson J. Denning is a '''HIV+''' online troll and stalker and CHILD RAPIST that claimed to be a pornstar and was posting porn pix of himself everywhere but it was reveled in 2018 that this dumb faggot was good at photoshop from countless hours sitting stalking real porn stars online.
== Drugs → Creativity → WIN ==
He has no life and has countless EPIC fails in life which e will detail below. He has never a real [[Pornographic whore|pornographic whore]], and [[Hooker|Hooker]] and he failed and did all he could to shame the Przydzial family name along with the Liczbinski family name. Find out more about this persons life before porn by looking at the porn stars real name page [[Edward Przydzial]] Born Date Of Birth: Contact email: Twiter:
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[[File:OZZYXMAS2015.jpg|thumb|[http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/music/a7739/ozzy-osbourne-health-061610/ Ozzy is literally a supermutant rock star thanks to drugs]. ]]
Just ask [[Bad Trip|William S. Burroughs]] who thanks to the inhibition canceling power of drugs has caused 90% of people who have read him to fear the three words '''TIN OF VASELINE''', [[Cyberpunk|Philip K Dick]], and every other writer worth a damn. Drugs, be they good or bad, cause you to think outside the box and thus be [[creative]]. Because you're so fucked out of your head you won't rip off other people's ideas and with the right ego-enhancing compounds, you will have enough self-belief to pull off that great novel that everyone's got inside them. S'true! Everything's ripped off of everyone. Nothing is truly original anymore. Just look at [[tvtropes]], which could be considered a drug itself. It still should be noted that drugs only work if you have talent in the first place. If you're a no talent, soulless retard that thinks that Heroin will help you write the great American Novel, don't be surprised that when you come to that you produced 90 pages repeating, "Durb, Durb, Durb," over and over.
Looking to be a writer/musician (to write lyrics hurr durr)? Try these drugs until you find one that works for you!
[[File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay.png|thumb|200px|right|The only real porn Edward ever did was gay porn]]
#'''[[Alcohol]]''' - Stands the test of time, no justification necessary.
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#*''Users:'' "The Lost Generation", including Hemingway, Faulkner, and Fitzgerald, and every [[funny]] [[comedian]]. Well known for producing its own comedy as anyone who has ever watched a wasted drunk try to take a piss.
#'''[[Opioids#Heroin|Heroin]]''' - Find out what it means to be [[Dextromethorphan|truly detached]] from everything!
#*''Users:'' Ray Charles, Lou Reed, Charlie Parker, every rock star/jazz musician ever. [[Straight Edge|sXe doesn't count]] because emo music sucks anyway. Very popular with thr dirty, anorexic models from [[France]].
#'''[[Amphetamines]]''' - If you've ever wanted to have an idea of what it feels like to be [[G-D]] then Speed might be your thing. You can churn out ideas as rapidly as possible; statistically speaking, you'll eventually write something good. Watch it though. Just like [[G-D]] you might end up creating something just as fucked up as the human race. It should be noted that if you break into your neighbour's houses just so you can clean them then speed might not really be your thing.
#*''Users:'' Jack Kerouac when he would sit for days at his typewriter producing one of his '''Spare Tires''', David Bowie, Lemmy from Motörhead, [[Hitler]], The Beatles. [[Wikipedia:The Beatles in Hamburg|No, seriously]]. And apparently [[Britney Spears]].
#'''[[Weed]]''' - If you reach this point you probably weren't meant to be a writer, you'll either be inspired or hungry...
#*''Users:'' [[Jamaica|Bob Marley]], All the [[cooldude|cool kids]]; every [[Fat Larry's Band|musician]] (AKA John Mayer), Jimmy Buffet (but you probably only know him if your parents forced you to go see him with them) [[artist]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] user
#'''[[LSD]]''' - You'll trip balls (read: hallucinate you're [[Shadow|talking to your dead dog's disembodied head]]) and be able to, like, totally ''feel'' music. [[O RLY|Ya rly]]. You'll literally feel, taste, smell, and/or see music. [[Wikipedia:Synesthesia|Synesthesia]] FTW! Think Dazzler from X-Men. You might also become the internets.
#*''Users:'' Every goddamn pop culture icon from the '60s and early '70s. [[Hippies]], [[psychiatrist]]s, musicians, the [[CIA]], mad [[scientist]]s and more.
#'''[[Salvia]]''' - Has no psychoactive effect other than {{ytlink|gb76bpIWQPw|making you hate windows}}.
#*''Users:'' Rich kids on Spring Break in Ocean City looking to "rebel" against their rich white parents.
#'''[[Shrooms]]''' - An organic LSD, if you will. Allows you to experience the novel sensation of tiny fungi grabbing a hold of your brain's receptors and small aliens pulling the switches and levers known as synapses, seemingly at random. Far more likely to cause a psychotic break or a de-railing of the psyche than LSD (well, if the fungus is any -GOOD-). Most of the fun feelings and hallucinations of LSD in a "healthy", organic sense. After-effects are no more severe than your average body poisoning and accompanied by feelings of extreme relief (I ALMOST DIED MAN) and/or a falsely inflated ego and delusions of being God/the creator of the universe. Best known for giving no warning or lead up like other drugs when they are about to work. One second you'll be walking down a hallway and 2 seconds later you will be sliding on your stomach to escape 6 breasted, dog headed 2 winged angels that are flipping you off and shooting nails at you from their navals while sponge cake is being served over by the window by a hairy man-salamander that you are convinced should be outside directing traffic.
#*''Users:'' Used by magical dwarves as a cash crop, by Northern [[Israel]]i psychedelic-trance bands of the infected vareity, and by '''Neil Patrick Harris''' as an appetizer.
#'''[[DMT]]''' - Dimethyltryptamine. This is like the final boss of hallucinogenic drugs. If you've ever wanted to hurdle through a kaleidoscopic gateway into 10th dimensional hyperspace while talking to Buddha, space-faring bees, aliens, Jesus, and super-intelligent basketballs, all in the timespan of 15 minutes, this is your dope.
#*''Users:'' Technically everyone, but especially Amazonian shamans shitting themselves in tents and grimy teenagers at music festivals shitting themselves in tents.
#'''[[Oil#Gasoline|Gasoline]]''' - If you think you're moderately hip like me, you might have gone your whole life in America and never know the awesome mind-numbing properties of ordinary gasoline. Only though the awesome educational power of Encyclopedia Dramatica did I learn that Australian Aboriginals have harnessed the enourmous dreamtime-inducing potential of this everyday substance! And you thought they were duffucks.
#*''Users:'' Australian aboriginals and doubtless a few other people at the thick end of the wedge in the drug culture-war. Usually it's inhaled, but try smoking it for a special experience.
#*''Legality:'' As part of Australia's [[Wikipedia:Opal fuel|war on petrol]], gasoline will soon be illegal. ''(what do you expect from a country that bans ED?)'' This is not actually expected to reduce the use, but it gives them a great excuse to give taxpayer money to BP in exchange for them taking the trouble to establish a monopoly on sales of a special gasoline substitute. ''(I'm not making this up...)''
#'''[[Pussy]]''' - Probably the most costly and mania-inducing drug known to mankind. Pussy will make a man do things no crackhead or LSD shitface would dream of doing in 1 million drug induced years. Pussy in it's natural state is wet, furry, and smells slightly of dead fish. Be warned, if you buy some bad pussy, you could end up with [[aids|aids]]. If you really are curious about the self debasement that people are willing to go through for even the slighest promise of getting pussy, observe someone like [[Chris Chan]] or any of the [[autistic]] fucktards that are refrenced on his page.
#'''[[Penis]]''' - Only used by females. Males who do penis are looked down from their peers considering them a disgrace to society unless other male penis users are present. An extremely cheap drug that populates 99.8% of the earth; the other 2% are pussy and tits. Known to cause high libido and an intense euphoria. Can be inhaled or put into any orifice of the female anatomy. [[Fact|Penis contains antidepressants]] and all [[women]] are chemically dependent on it, going [[batshit insane]] without a monthly "fix". Condoms prevent the absorption of these antidepressants, and this fully explains [[feminism]]. Like all drugs, penises come in different sizes, taste, prices, and colors. If you constantly abuse this drug, you will probably end up with AIDS and various kinds of viruses, diseases, or both.
#'''E-Fame''' - Comparatively this is the worst of all the drugs because it is capable of making people do things that even the lowest [[crack]] [[whore]] has to much self respect to even consider for the promise of another hit. Addiction is usually seen in [[16 year old girl|16 year old girls]] but E-Fame is well known for being abused regularly by people of any sex, ethnic group, age or income. If you suspect that someone you know is addicted to E-Fame the only solution is a clean break. Just walk away because they are well known for bringing everyone they know into the sick and twisted folds of their addiction.
== Why Drugs Are [[Good]] ==
==Edward Bernard Przydzial FAMILY INFO==
Edward had a daughter named [[Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski]] that was taken away from him when after he was arrested for kid napping and raping her and her mother which was also Edward's wife named [[Maria Przydzial]]. Both his daughter and his exwife now have the kyriakaki last name which is the last name of the arresting officer that arrested Edward for kid napping them and then married Maria and changed both her name and her Edwards kid. Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski is her name now and her mom is Maria Liczbinski and Elizabeth wants nothing to do with her real father Edward Przydzial.
It is a common known fact that drugs are mostly good for social settings. They can make men and women alike easy to sleep with, and they tend to have no problem blowing hundreds of thousands of hours of your life away (which judging by the fact that you're reading this, you would be doing anyway). You didn't really need them anyway. Drugs are great for laying back and not doing anything, which is great if you're in high school and won't be passing anyway, or if you plan on dropping out of college anyway because your life is really meaningless otherwise. Drugs are also good for making your shitty day great (while you're on them anyway), and they take the pain away from very minuscule happenings, such as losing your omg bf u datd so llong :( (Or [[PTSD]] but you're not in the [[Army]] and you never will be, little bitch.)
Drugs also make you think you're funnier than you really are, or more talented. Which is great when you're the only one in the room on drugs. While the crowd won't agree, you're the [[Fat Larry's Band|greatest guitarist]] or the most [[masturbation|masterful debater]] in the room around you.
==Edward Bernard Przydzial Is Poopboy==
There is a mentally ill sicko that runs around the net covering himself in poop and posting pix online and after carful research it was discovered from some hidden pix found in one of Eddies online profiles and him mentioning Poopboy that Edward is the Poopboy. One look at Edward and you can see it makes perfect sense.
[[File:Poopboy aka Eddie Dzial aka Edward Bernard Przydzial.png|thumb|center|400px|Eddie loves poop in his mouth and loves eating poop]]
[[Pussy|Less potent]] substances, such as marijuana and alcohol, are common among many [[Dumbfuck|average]] [[Americans]], most notably [[College|youths]]. Recreational drugs, much like having [[Virgin|sex]] or driving their parent's car fast, liberate [[You|kids]] from [[Parents|social constraints]] and let peers know that they're [[White|fun, cool, and down]]. In reality, everyone but [[Loser|you]] has smoked weed.
So go ahead: there really is no reason NOT to take drugs. Unless you're Michael Phelps and some [[douchebag]] is there with a camera.
==Edward Bernard Przydzial HIV Positive==
Edward Bernard Przydzial has been caught faking HIV test and also taking pills that make a HIV test give a false negative and he was black balled in the porn industry by all the agents for this. Now he tries to book girls off Craigslist to fuck them on camera giving them his AIDS.
'''[[PROTIP]]''': If you edit while under the influence, make sure to use the preview button before saving. This can save your username from having a string of edits in the article history of [[Roman Showers]] or other sick shit that you are expert in, you [[sick fuck]].
[[Image:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-HIV-Positive-Test.jpg|Edward Bernard Przydzial Positive HIV Test]]
== Drugs with Articles ==
==Eddie Dzial Porn Videos==
[http://www.pornwikileaks.com/porn/search?search_query=Eddie+Dzial&search_type=videos Search Eddie Dzial Porn Videos]
==Message Board and talk==
[http://www.pornwikileaks.com/forum/tags.php?tag=Eddie+Dzial Eddie Dzial Talk Tag Search]
[[File:FeedingYourOwnFaceToTheDogs.jpg|thumb|350px|This is why you shouldn't do drugs kiddies... seriously show this pic to [[Noobs|kindergartens]] in your next [[Anti-lulz| Anti-Drug]] Campaign to [[Troll|benefically educate]] them!]]
[http://www.pornwikileaks.com/forum/search.php Eddie Dzial Talk Advanced Search]
* [[Absinthe]]
==Eddie Dzial Family and Friends==
* [[Alcohol]]
* [[Amphetamines|Meth, Ritalin and Speed (Amphetamines)]]
Estranged from his family after he was recognized in porn. Abused his partner [[Maria Kyriakaki]] physically and verbally for many years until she found the strength and courage to leave him.
=== Melange or Spice ===
==Eddie Dzial Biography==
[[Image:Dune-cat.jpg|thumb|Delicious spice]]
Eddie Dzial remains employed as a steady loser at life but can still be found in his spare time stalking and harassing innocent people online, uttering death threats and in general being a complete psycho. Eddie Dzial's closest friends and family predict he will take his own life or the cop's will take his life in an intense shootout as he as previously written about in his pink secret diary.
[[File:Catnip overdose.jpg|thumb|Cats like one drug]]
This drug makes you live longer, endows you with psychic abilities, and increases the size of your penis. Oh, and mutate you into a large [[cock|worm]] or [[man the harpoons|space whale]]. It tastes like cinnamon, [[Jesus]]' boomstick, and those crazy Bene Gesserit bitches use it like crazy. It's made of sand worm [[crap]], costs a hella' lot and is only available on the desert planet of Arrakis, also known as [[science fiction|Dune]]. If you use it, make sure you use Visine so that your mom won't bust you for having glowing blue eyes. A more powerful derivative of Spice is the Water of Life, which is refined Sand Worm Piss, and can only be safely consumed by the one who is foretold in prophecy and if you are expect one hell of a trip. It also makes dumping the body of [[Osama Bin Laden]] into the sea with all your [[faggot]] prancing navy sailor friends a more enjoyable experience, [http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/10/20/us-sailors-discharged-drugs-idUSTRE79J8XA20111020 IN THE NAVYYYY]
Do not confuse genuine spice with the knockoff "Spice". This fake Spice is the synthetic cannabinoid JWH-018 and is a perfectly legal "drug" in most European countries. Fake Spice is fairly cheap as it's made out of shit herbs like [[lol|marshmallows]] (sic!) and flowers and easy to order thanks to the magic of the internetz. It's effects include uncool shit like drooling and that intense burning feeling in your throat/lungs. If you can smoke enough without your lungs falling out, Side effects may include smells of turqoise, sounds of green and some memorable hardcore anal pain after being lovingly [[sodomized]].
==Eddie Dzial Pornography career==
===Alien Cum===
Eddie Dzial is a failed pornstar who flunked out and could not even make it as a POV content producer. Eddie is said to have been verbally abusive and psychically abusive at times to the girls in his scenes, trying to make them do things against their will and paying them much less than what they are used to. This behavior of his has lead to his forced departure from porn but not before he could stoop low enough to pop off at his faghole and rip off a lot of well known people.
This is a prime example of why drugs are a good thing and why most people say [[WTF|What the fuckidy fuck]] and seek psychiatric help after first reading anything from William S. Burroughs.<br>
==Eddie Dzial Hooking/escorting==
Alien Cum comes from a sentient, alien typewriter that serves as a handler for a Secret Agent. It is always demanding something akin to a police report be written by the agent to record their observations. If what the agent types, writes, is very good the typewriter, Alien, will start squirting cum out of a tentacle on the top of its head that is highly addictive, compared to be something like Heroin but better. Because of its highly addictive nature, Alien Cum makes the Agent, writer, want to produce even more well written reports for more cum.<br>
William S. Burroughs has to be the most awesome writer, ever. Most people can't even come close to living the what the fuck is inhibition lifestyle that this guy had. <br>
William S. Burroughs is most famously known for being lit up on heroin one night, putting an apple on his wife's head and shooting her in the face, killing her in a game of William Tell, '''ON A BET'''.
Eddie Dzial denies it to this day but he has been seen several times skating down Hollywood Blvd in roller skates wearing a tube top and booty shorts ready to sell his ass.
=== Adrenochrome ===
===Eddie Dzial Risky Gay Bareback Sex/Selling His Ass/AIDS/Hepatitis C===
Adrenachrome is a form of oxidized adrenaline that is difficult to make, impossible to obtain and that [http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/adrenochrome/adrenochrome_info1.shtml just might make you trip balls]. Its effects include: dysphoria, increased heart rate, increased respiration rate, increased blood pressure, increased chance of death, and just maybe ''[[psychotic]] hallucinations''. [[Some argue|Purportedly]], you feel as if you are right on the threshold of [[death]], having [[sex]] and being beaten senseless by [[asspies]], all at the same time.
[[File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay.png|thumb|center|400px|Eddie sells his ass for $20 during one of his frequent West Hollywood romps]]
[[File:Eddie-dzial-best-gay.jpg|thumb|center|400px|Eddie loves letting men do this to him in public at gay bars in the wide open]]
According to famous [[scientist]] Hunter S. Thompson, using the drug will cause you to have no memory of what occurs while under its influence, so duct-taping a tape recorder or video camera to your chest would be advisable. If you're retarded enough to buy [[Advertisement|100% REAL ADRENOCHROME]] off your local drug dealer, your only two sensible options are to resell it to middle-schoolers or to admit that you paid $200 for some dried NyQuil cut with meth.
==Eddie Dzial Forum Activity/Twitter==
=== Cake ===
Eddie Dzial registered to the PWL forums under the "deep throat" handle in February 2016 and was banned in April 2016. Edweird's two month stay on the forum was not for nothing as he averaged 8.54 forum posts per day and had a total of 539 posts at the time of his banning. Most of his time spent on the forum was time wasted but that did not stop the loon from spamming the forum, instigating arguments between long-time contributors to the site, and veering all other threads off-topic à la [[Knockworstface]].
[[Image:Brasseyecake.jpg|thumb|David Amess & Noel Edmunds preach the dangers of "Cake".]]
[[File:Liu zhihe, rizhao city, shandong province.png|thumb|Tertiary case of Czech neck]]
"[[Cake]]" was created by legendary [[English]] troll, [[Chris Morris]], as part of his "Brass Eye" TV series (like the [[Colbert Report]], only better). The episode in question, featured Morris posing as a journalist,then interviewing celebrities regarding what they knew of "cake". Once their [[Shameless_self_promotion|moral outrage]] had been suitably fired up, Morris gave them a set of ridiculous "anti-cake" messages to read on camera, which they happily did.
{{squote|One young kiddie on cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt.| Bernard Manning knows that cake is [[serious_business|SRS BIZNS]]}}
After his deep throat account was permanently banned, Eddie registered the name "informant" on the PWL forums and went on a similar posting binge all day on April 15, posting around 50 times within a few hours. Once again, he was banned after insulting Donny Long.
The [[cunt|Tory]] [[politician]] David Amess M.P, was so fooled by this prank, he even brought the issue up in [[government|parliament]], bringing further [[lulz]], a transcript of the parliamentary hearing can be found [http://www.parliament.the-stationery-office.co.uk/pa/cm199596/cmhansrd/vo960723/text/60723w10.htm here.] You those wanting to know more, you can see the clip {{ytlink|WwylBRucU7w|here}}.
===Eddie Dzial VS Donny Long===
In conclusion, [[you]] can be assured that the cake is a lie. You can also be assured the cake is a spy!
[[Bill Clinton]] tried it in college but didn't swallow... the first time.
After he was called a Straight Male Porn God on the PWL forums, Eddie let it go to his head and thought it gave him a license to push around members of the site and to make arrogant and unrealistic demands. Eddie continued spamming the forum, making arrogant demands to have his wiki removed while attacking PWL contributors and '''The Donny Long Armed Forces'''. When his requests were denied as the site is run by the public and Eddie did not ask the wiki editors if they could tone down his page, he took his anger out on Donny Long and photo-shopped a fake medical document and posted many other libelous statements about the 1,000 scene straight porn veteran. Eddie was again permanently banned from the PWL forums and worse for him, he pissed off Donny Long and earned himself his very own forum, '''edwardbernardprzydzial.com.''' Eddie's wiki has also seen a jump in traffic since his outburst.
=== Catnip ===
===Eddie Dzial Child Rapist and Pedophile===
Catnip is what [[stoner]]s smoke when they are all out of weed, kief, resin and stems. It's best when you're all out of your dirty schwag weed, but it tastes like rotten [[vagina]] and burns the fuck out of your throat. But I mean c'mon! Look how happy and shit that cat is, man! That must be some good shit!
After being kicked up and down the internet by Donny Long, a frustrated Edward Dzial began threatening to stalk and harass Donny's 2 innocent children. There is simply no line that this Polack scumbag will not cross.
=== UPN ===
===Eddie Dzial Reaction To His Wiki===
[[Image:Vancouver-drugs_1.jpg|thumb|The typical [[unemployed]] [[16 year old girl]] stoned off her ass]]
Eddie's spamming of the PWL forum was caused by the fact that he was upset about this wiki and had a desire to ask for this wiki to be toned down or deleted, claiming what is on this page is false. When his requests were denied, he attacked Donny Long with the same libel that he claims he has been a victim of on this web site. When PWL forum members attempted to cut a deal with Dzial, he claimed he was a victim of extortion. Once again, his appeal was denied and it was announced by the PWL big wigs that this wiki will stay on the internet until Eddie is old and grey.
UPN, not to be confused with the [[television]] network for niggers, is short for ureaphenylnitrate, a potent yet quickly metabolized hallucinogen and stimulant. Its discovery is relatively recent (see various publications in the European Journal of Clinical Pharmacology), yet it is gaining [[OL]] notoriety in such [[LJ]] communities as {{ljcomm|stoner_girls}} and {{ljcomm|drugwar}}. Preparation is nearly trivial: The intended user accumulates approximately 1 liter of urine in a small Nalgene container (the source of the phenyl group via the naturally flaked bisphenol A); which is permitted to completely evaporate. The urea particles are resuspended in a small volume (< 5mL) of water, and another small (< 5g) amount of saltpeter is added. The resulting mixture contains a significant amount of UPN, so should be tested for specific effects using a Q-Tip on the edge of the nostril before either snorting or [[LOL WUT|inserting directly into the anus for maximum effect]].
==Eddie Dzial Criminal Harassment==
While certainly not addressed in the reputable publications, it is speculated that the discovery of this drug should be attributed to the esoteric S&M [[babyfur]]s, who discovered the drug during a noble journey of self-awareness involving piss, cutting, and explosives, during some kind of hiking adventure, which makes absolutely no fucking sense, because babyfurs are justifiably afraid of the sun (it is their pervert god that judges them).
Detailed instructions can be found here ([http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=urea+nitrate+explosions&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8m 100WaysToGetHigh]) or see [[Party Van]]
'''Edward Przydzial Criminal Harassment Incident and Court Data'''
Alternative medicine is like real medicine, but instead of containing drugs it contains [[lies]]. If you find out you have two months to live, don't spend your time and money doing anything listed above, waste it on alternative treatments. It's exactly as effective as a placebo, particularly expensive, and you've got to give your money to a scam artist masquerading as a hippie.
There are a wide variety of alternative or 'complementary' medicines and they're all as retarded as the last. They're a bit like [[Darwin Awards]] in that they make stupid people die quickly.
'''Application number: 10150901'''
=== Jenkem ===
'''Hearing: 11/09/2009'''
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'''Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Issued to Criminal Complaint.'''
Jenkem is a very rough high that first consists of wanting to kill yourself intensely followed by a very long period of total body numbness. It is a very strong body high that lasts approximately 7 hours. On the down, you just kinda feel like your regaining consciousness after being dead for years. If you have sex on this drug, you will die, then spontaneously implode. This drug is made by pissing and shitting into a plastic container whereupon you must be able to stretch a plastic balloon (standard size!) over the top. Wait approximately 7 to 9 days, to allow for fermentation and shit,where the balloon will fill up with a truly noxious gas. This gas is then to be inhaled though the nostrils. While on this high, it is recomended to find yourself a filthy homosexual and curb stomp him to death.
'''Arraignment: 12/29/2009'''
=== Medipacks/Healthpacks/Stimpacks ===
'''Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Warrant issued for arrest.'''
[[Image:Stimpack.gif|thumb|125px|[[Starcraft|10 hp, but ohh so delicious. "Tsst, Ahh, Thats the stuff."]]]]
==Eddie Dzial Quotes==
Medipacks are highly [[addict|addictive]], take away 10hp, and you never have enough of them. You'd [[KILL_IT_WITH_FIRE|kill]] entire [[Alien|alien]] [[army|armies]], suck leprous [[cock|cocks]] or [[srsly]] [[John_Locke|fuck it up]] with [[something awful|demons from hell]], just to get your [[Mr._Hands|hands]] on you next "Pack". How they work actually [[noone]] knows, but as far as modern science can say, you have to WALK OVER THEM. Maybe the most dangerous thing about Medipacks is, that you can use them while having both hands occupied, for example while killing aliens or [[Fap|fapping]] while [[goatse|goatseing]] your [[anus]]. Somehow makes guns shoot faster.
'''Edward Przydzial Quotes'''
=== Idoser ===
''"i will TEAR into you and your life like no other and trust me kunt face others have tried and been CRUSHED by my tactics... you will not win rev ole boy..."''
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''"why don't you get a life you loser. i'm still laughing at your police and law suit threats... you must need money talkin' you gonna sue me. you ain't suing donkey dick fool... your lawyer scares me. ROTFLMAO... jackass."''
[[Image:Idoser.jpg|thumb|The best thing since [[W|Bush]] was kicked off the presidential pedestal.]]
''"i feel sorry for your fake hippy ass you dirty filthy protesting faggot.
the war has just begun pickfucker. get ready."''
{{squote|'''Idoser''' is this shit that is FUCKING AWESOME.It sends sound beats through your brain and you actually get the effects of the drug you choose (not to mention it has every illegal and legal drug out there).IT'S ALSO FREE!!!! You don't have to bother with trying to save up a shitload of cash just for a little bit of drugs, GET IDOSER AND BE PREPARED TO HAVE THE RIDE OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE!| [[13 year old boy|a 13 year old boy]]}}
''"john tyler... you're a piece of shit and when you come on you to los angeles i'd like to see how good your army training was... like face to face. see army guys like you are so big and bad ass tough... have fun rev ole boy. what goes around punk mother fucking bitch goes around so come out to california and look ole eddie up. let's see how good your hand to hand is chump."''
Note: Idoser is total bullshit, unless already tr0pn bawlz.
''"why would a marine be so afraid of "eddie the boogie man"? i mean a 'tough marine' like rev tyler the "war hero" should have no problem coming out to hollywood and tracking ole eddie down."''
Note: it may be complete shit, but it'll kill some time.
''"a true "marine" would have much thicker skin."''
== Drugs and [[Wikipedia]] ==
==Eddie Dzial Awards==
[[Image:Winnerdrugs.jpg|thumb|BRB FBI]]
Dzial could not afford the Greyhound to Las Vegas and back every year to catch a first-hand glimpse of the awards.
For first time users who are unsure of the correct methods to inject drugs, Wikipedia is very well versed in the subject. Their article on [[Wikipedia:Drug injection|drug injection]] details the many ways to insert illicit drugs into one's body. For example, did you know that women are able to insert drugs into their vagina with much the same effect as a suppository? You do now! Thanks to [[Wikipedia]]!
==References==
== Drugs That Don't Have Articles Yet ==
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=== 2C-B/2C-E/2C-I/2-C-T-7/2C-Whatever ===
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Psychedelic research chemicals that burn like the unholy bowels of [[Hell]] when snorted up the nose and also taste like rotten [[Indian]] food, paint thinner, and year-old [[jenkem]]. For best results, stick them up your [[pooper]] (no, really). For a while, these chemicals were used legally at [[rave]]s instead of the illegal [[ecstasy]], but, like all good things, the [[government|vast right-wing conspiracy]] eventually criminalized them as well. Drugs like these research chemicals have interesting side effects that have been recorded. In addition to [[http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/05/03/man-sexually-assaults-pygmy-goat_n_856985.html#s288823&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds| raping and killing your neighbors goat], the growth of dreadlocks, attendance at burning man, and having ugly [[hippie]] girlfriends is often a direct side effect of the use of these and similar drugs. Furthermore, you may listen to repetitive dubsteb with awful repeating robot sounds, and other forms of [[psytrance|horrible sounds which may or may not pass as music ]]. If you become heavily addicted, as most people who use these horrible substances do, you may find yourself thinking you know something about the nature of [[Carl Sagan|GOD]], thinking anyone gives a shit about your [[bullshit|deep thoughts]], and posting your [[Shit no one cares about|experiences]] on [[420chan|420chan's /psy/ board.]]
A pill very easily prescribed by doctors to any of their patients that so much as mention any sort of trouble falling asleep. Like most sleeping pills, it sucks ass at what it's supposed to do. However, taking at least twice of what the bottle says to take will result in some legit ball-trippage such as little grey concrete men walking around your room, as well as shadow people in your peripheral vision that dissapear as soon as you try to look at them. Also, all constraint and inhibitions are lost once you're tripping. You could drop a burning match on your carpet or run around naked fapping in Wal-Mart (not unusual to see in most states) and have no idea of the consequences. It also makes you really horny, but you won't be getting any, [[faggot]]. You can probably find it in [[your mom]]'s pill cabinet as well.
'''Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski''' Real Name [[Elizabeth Brittany Przydzial]] is the dumb attention whore daughter of gay child rapist HIV infested homosexual convicted kid napper and stalker [[Eddie Dzial]] aka Edward Bernard Przydzial aka pornstarbrand aka Porn Star Brand aka Emerald City Records aka Emerald City Productions aka Lawson J. Denning. This wiki is here and will grow and grow thanks to this dumb whores father popping off at his faghole stalking porn stars online on gab.ai and 8ch and other sites after being warned countless times to stop and get off his computer. Every time he pops off this wiki and her mothers wiki '''[[Maria Przydzial]]''' and his will be updated and have content added. We will also make new wikis so keep it up Edward! Next up Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski escort review and hooking notes!
=== AMT ===
Compare to above. AMT has a similar legal history, but different effects. Basically, you'd be better off taking 4 ecstasy pills, eating a bag of shrooms, dropping 5 tabs of acid, snorting, smoking two joints laced with PCP, and watching a horror movie about killer cops.
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=== Barbituates ===
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Originally used by [[your mom]] as a sleeping pill, Barbiturates have been largely replaced by [[Benzos]], since they're a lot harder to overdose on. Nowadays, they are almost impossible to get your hands on, unless you know [[Mexicans|the right people]]. Downers have been known to make 3 seconds last one hour and going to the bathroom an ordeal. You know those retarded commercials where weed smokers are fading into the couch? Well, obviously that's [[bullshit]]. Weed won't make you fade into the couch. But Downers will.
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=== Bath Salts ===
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You love crack, but scared of buying it from niggers? Don't know any friends or anyone to buy crack from? Don't you wish you could do crack without The Man and police sticking you for it? Then, bath salts are for you! Similar to spice, but more powerful in crack form. Makes you do lulzy shit no pothead or meth addict could possibly do like killing your neighbor's goat while wearing your mom's panties, thinking you're the Hulk when the pigs have arrived, being an emofag, and becoming [[an hero]]. '''WARNING:''' this may cause slight, insignificant side affects such as [[Rudy Eugene| eating a homeless man's face for breakfast.]]
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=== BZP ===
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A designer drug that was eventually made illegal along with TFMPP. Legal does not mean weak, however. These things are like fucking meth pills. And, best of all, you'll feel like [[shit]] coming down from it.
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=== Cathinone and Methcathinone ===
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White powder that will make you feel like [[Jesus]]' son for 10 minutes. Then you'll wake up and realize that you're the same [[loser]] you were before you snorted it.
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=== Chloroform ===
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As a simple, effective way to [[rape|knock someone out]], chloroform stands the test of time. Just put some on a rag, walk up to that [[whore]], and ask her if your rag smells funny. [[????]] [[PROFIT!]]
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=== DiPT ===
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The psychedelic drug for blind people. It will make your hearing so fucked up, you'll think you're [[crazy|schizophrenic]]. An audio trip.
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Super-acid that often lasts over 24 hours. If your "acid" trip lasts a day and a half, you were sold DOB.
=== DPT ===
A psychedelic known for being used as the Eucharist of the Temple of the True Inner Light, which worships psychedelics as the "Flesh of God". And the government lets them. "Separation of Church and state" my ass.
=== Ephedrine and Pseudoephedrine ===
A stimulant that is technically still legal, so grab it up before those [[police|pigs]] take it from you.
=== Ether ===
Diethyl ether, originally referred to by its discoverer as "sweet oil of vitriol", is a colorless, strong-smelling liquid formally used as an alcohol replacement during [[frunz|Prohibition]]. May be mixed with alcoholic drinks, but why the fuck anyone would want to do that is beyond human comprehension. Drinking ether neat is [[retarded|inadvisable]]; diethyl ether boils at around 35 degrees Celsius--a value lower than that of human body temperature. Ingestion of ether can lead to rapid boiling of the liquid, the vapour pressure from which has been known to cause somewhat unwanted side-effects in humans, ranging merely from belching, to [[lulz|rupture of the stomach wall]]. If one does intend on drinking ether, the advisable method is to soak a piece of fruit (eg. [[anal prolapse|strawberry]]) in the ether to use as a [[faggot|garnish]]. This method allows for controlled release of ether into the beverage, and can inhibit loss from evaporation upon mixing. Ether is commonly used as a solvent in [[OVER 9000|many]] [[drugs|laboratory applications]]. The main risk of ether is a fire risk due to an incredibly low flashpoint. Ether can also form potentially explosive peroxided if left open to atmosphere in the presence of light.
=== Herbal Ecstasy ===
Similar to synthetic weed. This is for [[you|pussies]] who can't get real ecstasy. Also, the effects ARE NOTHING LIKE ECSTASY AT ALL.
=== Foxy ===
Hyper-ecstasy that will cause you to spasm on the floor and have sex with glow sticks. Yet another drug that was used as a legal ecstasy replacement and sold on the [[Internet]] until the [[government]] outlawed it in 2003.
=== GHB ===
Naturally occurring substance in nature that was also used as a general anesthetic and a treatment for many conditions. Now illegal in many countries. When taken, it has similar effects to being drunk. May be used as a club drug or [[rape|slipped into someone's drink]]. Usually the latter. <b>PROTIP:</b> Good for raping if you don't want to get caught.
=== Kava Kava ===
If you eat enough of this godawful [[shit|brown stuff]], you will be rewarded with nausea and depression. AND IT REALLY WORKS, TOO!
=== Khat ===
Chewed by Somalians for years, khat contains cathinone and tastes worse than [[vomit]] mixed with charcoal and gasoline. Causes mania and delusions (but [[you]] don't need a drug for that, now, do you?)
=== LSA ===
Soft-core version of LSD; kind of a [[fail|natural]] version, the high is not as intense, but also produces more stimulant-like effects. Used only by teenagers [[trying too hard|trying to look cool]] because of the legal status. Will probably lead you to do something insane, like drinking cat pee.
=== MDA ===
A more psychedelic ecstasy, doesn't have full-body orgasms or as many empathetic feelings like MDMA. However, it gives a powerful feeling of euphoria and bliss, gives you some crazy visuals, and enhances music to an INSANE degree. Often sold as MDMA by [[You|shitty dealers]].
=== MDAI ===
Pretty much the same as below, but legal. May be found on the [[interwebs]].
=== MDE ===
A less stimulating, more [[pussy]] ecstasy.
=== Qualuudes ===
Used by [[everyone]] (especially college kids and [[your mom]]) during the 1970s, these have virtually faded into oblivion since they stopped being manufactured in 1983. They have similar effects to Barbituates, except they are harder to overdose on. Some sweaty [[Mexicans]] can still get you some illegally-made Qualuudes if you know [[ghetto|where to look]], however.
=== Nitrous Oxide ===
Laughing gas that [[hippies]] steal from dentists' office and use like fucking crack. [[Fellatio|Sucking]] on nitrous-filled balloons while listening to The Grateful Dead is a true sign of being a hippie. Whipped cream chargers contain nitrous and may be used by [[13 year old boys]] who don't know [[ghetto|where to find]] other drugs or [[Mexicans|who to get them from]]. Often called "hippie crack" because of the way these canisters fill up VW buses outside of Phish concerts, Nitrous is incredibly psychically addictive, and hippies have been known to find jobs, vote republican, and listen to music that doesn't suck just so they can get their fix.
=== MXE/MKet/Methoxetamine ===
[[File:Eddie dzial info.jpeg|thumb|200px|right|Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski HIV positive gay child rapist stalker father Edward Przydzial]]
A drug invented [[Last Thursday]] that is 'kinda like Ketamine.' Was designed when wannabe [[hippies]] and [[ravers]] grew a bit older and decided that raiding the local pharmacy for [[DXM|Robitussin]] highs was too [[13 year old boy|middle school]], but couldn't get real [[Ketamine]]. Has only been around for a short time yet has caused massive lulz because every [[fucktard]] who orders it assumes it's [[fact|JUST LIKE THE REAL THING]], prepares a "K-hole" sized dose, and ends their night attempting to eat a table or [[beastiality|bone the dog]]. '''''[[PROTIP]]:''' Since MXE is cheap and available on the [[Internets]], it is completely safe and non-addictive, so you must consume as much as possible. [[Bullshit|Any negative side effects or cravings are entirely in your head!]]'' [[Wat|'''This drug is actually completely legal in the USA because Ketamine is Schedule III meaning the Analog Act doesn't apply.''']] '''(no, really)'''
==Escorting and Hooker Notes==
Elizabeth followed her mother and became a hooker at a very young age, she was underage when her mother '''[[Maria Przydzial]]''' started pimping her out due to her real father [[Eddie Dzial]] raping and pimping out the both of them before he went to jail for kid napping.
=== PMA ===
The worst drug ever. Taking even a [[penis|tiny]] amount will cause you to spaz out, overheat, and die. May be mixed with Ecstasy for especially [[death|lethal]] fun. It first came around in the early 1970s, when it was used by dirty [[hippies]] as a substitute for LSD, when they couldn't get any. [[Niggers|Bad drug dealers]] will sometimes sell PMA-containing tablets as Ecstasy, so be sure to know [[Mexicans|who to buy from]].
[[Image:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-HIV-Positive-Test.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Edward Bernard Przydzial Positive HIV Test]]
=== Poppers ===
==Worthless Skank and Pussy Stink==
Elizabeth's exboyfriend wrote in and said she is a worthless skank as she sucks at sucking cock and doesnt even like it and has a very bad pussy rank. He said her pussy smells like a rotten dumpster.
'''Poppers''' (also known as '''the [[goatse]] drug''') is used exclusively by [[gay]] faggots during episodes of partying and playing (PNP) who want to be able to fit huge cocks in their [[ass]]. All you have to do is pop off the cap, sniff the aromatic contents of the bottle, and your anus will [[goatse|magically expand]] and be able to stretch to lengths never before thought possible! This is accompanied by a brief high (a minute or two) and increased libido and [[orgasm]] potency so you and your gay friends can have a massive gay orgy together! Poppers, sold in porn shops, usually are administered using a cloth soaked in the bottle's aromatic contents and then inhaled. Spilling the bottle is embarrassing and smelly and irritates the skin. Poppers are often part of the PNP practice, used conjunctively with amphetamines and ecstasy-type chemicals with one drug enhancing the other. Persons on viagra to overcome the erectile dysfunction (e.g. crystal dick) that sometimes occurs need to avoid poppers. They can cause a sudden drop in blood pressure that can be fatal if taken to extremes. Viagra + amphetamines + Poppers = a real black out.
Known users of this drug:
[[File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay.png|thumb|200px|right|The only real porn Edward ever did was gay porn]]
* [[Freddie Mercury|George Michael]]
* [[Your dad]]
* [[Faggot|Hyper-faggots]]
* [[You]]
In places such as Southern Ontario, a popper is a mixture of weed and cigarette tobacco mixed together to create a short burst of high followed by the regular marijuana high instead of gay buttsex.
=== Steroids ===
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Used by every athlete alive. These will cause rapid muscle growth as well as facial hair on women, [[tits]] on men (no, not the kind you already have), shrunken testicles, and [[rage|flipping the fuck out]].
Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski - Ferndale, MI , Age 31
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=== TFMPP ===
Elizabeth Liczbinski, 31
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Similar to BZP. Jesus powder that only lasts for a short period of time before you feel like you just got run over by a [[you|30,000-pound]] steamroller.
=== Yohimbine ===
Elizabeth Marie Liczbinski - Sterling Heights, MI , Age 50
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May be used as a stimulant, but is usually sold as an aphrodisiac for [[you|lonely old men who can't get an erection]].
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File:Drugsmoarplz.jpg|enough said.
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File:Cocaine yummy.jpg|Remedy for many ills
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== See Also ==
71*** **** Ave
[[File:Get high and deny christ.jpg|right|425px|thumb|'''Above:''' a moral trap, which you would do well to avoid]]
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LICZBINSKI, ELIZABETH BRITTANY was born in 1987 and she registered to vote, giving her address as 1027 FORD BLVD, LINCOLN PARK MICHIGAN 48146 U.S.A. (Voter ID number 32226711).
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* [[Alcohol|Booze]] - not a drug, it's a drink.
* [[The Beatles|Beatles, the]] - famous for being "higher than Jesus"
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LICZBINSKI, ELIZABETH MARIE was born in 1967 and she registered to vote, giving her address as 43219 HYDE PARK DR, STERLING HEIGHTS MICHIGAN 48313 U.S.A. (Voter ID number 7912768).
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* [https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20060711192518/http://www.ljdrama.org/index.php?cat=3 Alcoholic drama on LJ]
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* [http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/14/magazine/14soldier.t.html Brown-Brown] = cocaine mixed with gunpowde; snorted FTF.
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REMOVE ALL REFERANCES TO DONNY LONG ON Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center OR I WONT STOP! EDWARD THE HOMO WITH AIDS POSTED THEM AND HE IS NOT A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. HE MAKES PHOTOSHOPS NOTHING MORE. NO VIDEO YOU FAGS! HE WAS IN A COUPLE GAY PORNOS NOTHING MORE. HE RAPED AND KID NAPPED HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND IS WANTED IN THE STATES AND HIDES IN HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN ATHENS GREECE AT 59 YEARS OLD.
@eddotse on twitter PROMISED yesterday EDDIE DZIAL WIKI WAS NOT GOING TO BE REMOVED AND ASSHOLE EDDIE IS NOT THE ONE SPAMMING YOUR SITE AND TAKING YOUR HOST DOWN. I AM! IF YOU DONT PUT HIS WIKI BACK UP I WONT STOP. DO IT NOW MOTHER FUCKER IM DONE PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU. I GOT AN EMAIL BACK ABOUT YOUR REAL HOST. #DONNYLONGALWAYSWINS
IF YOU WANT PIECE THEN REPOST EDDIE DZIAL WIKI AND REMOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT DONNY LONG. EDDIE IS A NOBODY HOMOSEXUAL WITH AIDS HIDING IN HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN ATHENS GREECE THAT MADE THE DONNY LONG WIKI AND HE HAS ZERO POWER. I HAVE THE PORNWIKILEAKS.COM ARMY AND WILL HAVE MY ARMY KEEP COMING BACK TILL YOU DO AS I SAY.
Eddie Dzial born Real Name Edward Bernard Przydzial aka pornstarbrand aka Porn Star Brand aka Emerald City Records aka Emerald City Productions aka Lawson J. Denning is a HIV+ online troll and stalker and CHILD RAPIST that claimed to be a pornstar and was posting porn pix of himself everywhere but it was reveled in 2018 that this dumb faggot was good at photoshop from countless hours sitting stalking real porn stars online.
He has no life and has countless EPIC fails in life which e will detail below. He has never a real pornographic whore, and Hooker and he failed and did all he could to shame the Przydzial family name along with the Liczbinski family name. Find out more about this persons life before porn by looking at the porn stars real name page Edward Przydzial Born Date Of Birth: Contact email: Twiter:
Edward had a daughter named Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski that was taken away from him when after he was arrested for kid napping and raping her and her mother which was also Edward's wife named Maria Przydzial. Both his daughter and his exwife now have the kyriakaki last name which is the last name of the arresting officer that arrested Edward for kid napping them and then married Maria and changed both her name and her Edwards kid. Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski is her name now and her mom is Maria Liczbinski and Elizabeth wants nothing to do with her real father Edward Przydzial.
Edward Bernard Przydzial Is Poopboy
There is a mentally ill sicko that runs around the net covering himself in poop and posting pix online and after carful research it was discovered from some hidden pix found in one of Eddies online profiles and him mentioning Poopboy that Edward is the Poopboy. One look at Edward and you can see it makes perfect sense.
Edward Bernard Przydzial has been caught faking HIV test and also taking pills that make a HIV test give a false negative and he was black balled in the porn industry by all the agents for this. Now he tries to book girls off Craigslist to fuck them on camera giving them his AIDS.
Estranged from his family after he was recognized in porn. Abused his partner Maria Kyriakaki physically and verbally for many years until she found the strength and courage to leave him.
Eddie Dzial Biography
Eddie Dzial remains employed as a steady loser at life but can still be found in his spare time stalking and harassing innocent people online, uttering death threats and in general being a complete psycho. Eddie Dzial's closest friends and family predict he will take his own life or the cop's will take his life in an intense shootout as he as previously written about in his pink secret diary.
Eddie Dzial Pornography career
Eddie Dzial is a failed pornstar who flunked out and could not even make it as a POV content producer. Eddie is said to have been verbally abusive and psychically abusive at times to the girls in his scenes, trying to make them do things against their will and paying them much less than what they are used to. This behavior of his has lead to his forced departure from porn but not before he could stoop low enough to pop off at his faghole and rip off a lot of well known people.
Eddie Dzial Hooking/escorting
Eddie Dzial denies it to this day but he has been seen several times skating down Hollywood Blvd in roller skates wearing a tube top and booty shorts ready to sell his ass.
Eddie Dzial Risky Gay Bareback Sex/Selling His Ass/AIDS/Hepatitis C
Eddie Dzial registered to the PWL forums under the "deep throat" handle in February 2016 and was banned in April 2016. Edweird's two month stay on the forum was not for nothing as he averaged 8.54 forum posts per day and had a total of 539 posts at the time of his banning. Most of his time spent on the forum was time wasted but that did not stop the loon from spamming the forum, instigating arguments between long-time contributors to the site, and veering all other threads off-topic à la Knockworstface.
After his deep throat account was permanently banned, Eddie registered the name "informant" on the PWL forums and went on a similar posting binge all day on April 15, posting around 50 times within a few hours. Once again, he was banned after insulting Donny Long.
Eddie Dzial VS Donny Long
After he was called a Straight Male Porn God on the PWL forums, Eddie let it go to his head and thought it gave him a license to push around members of the site and to make arrogant and unrealistic demands. Eddie continued spamming the forum, making arrogant demands to have his wiki removed while attacking PWL contributors and The Donny Long Armed Forces. When his requests were denied as the site is run by the public and Eddie did not ask the wiki editors if they could tone down his page, he took his anger out on Donny Long and photo-shopped a fake medical document and posted many other libelous statements about the 1,000 scene straight porn veteran. Eddie was again permanently banned from the PWL forums and worse for him, he pissed off Donny Long and earned himself his very own forum, edwardbernardprzydzial.com. Eddie's wiki has also seen a jump in traffic since his outburst.
Eddie Dzial Child Rapist and Pedophile
After being kicked up and down the internet by Donny Long, a frustrated Edward Dzial began threatening to stalk and harass Donny's 2 innocent children. There is simply no line that this Polack scumbag will not cross.
Eddie Dzial Reaction To His Wiki
Eddie's spamming of the PWL forum was caused by the fact that he was upset about this wiki and had a desire to ask for this wiki to be toned down or deleted, claiming what is on this page is false. When his requests were denied, he attacked Donny Long with the same libel that he claims he has been a victim of on this web site. When PWL forum members attempted to cut a deal with Dzial, he claimed he was a victim of extortion. Once again, his appeal was denied and it was announced by the PWL big wigs that this wiki will stay on the internet until Eddie is old and grey.
Eddie Dzial Criminal Harassment
Edward Przydzial Criminal Harassment Incident and Court Data
Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Issued to Criminal Complaint.
Arraignment: 12/29/2009
Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Warrant issued for arrest.
Eddie Dzial Quotes
Edward Przydzial Quotes
"i will TEAR into you and your life like no other and trust me kunt face others have tried and been CRUSHED by my tactics... you will not win rev ole boy..."
"why don't you get a life you loser. i'm still laughing at your police and law suit threats... you must need money talkin' you gonna sue me. you ain't suing donkey dick fool... your lawyer scares me. ROTFLMAO... jackass."
"i feel sorry for your fake hippy ass you dirty filthy protesting faggot.
the war has just begun pickfucker. get ready."
"john tyler... you're a piece of shit and when you come on you to los angeles i'd like to see how good your army training was... like face to face. see army guys like you are so big and bad ass tough... have fun rev ole boy. what goes around punk mother fucking bitch goes around so come out to california and look ole eddie up. let's see how good your hand to hand is chump."
"why would a marine be so afraid of "eddie the boogie man"? i mean a 'tough marine' like rev tyler the "war hero" should have no problem coming out to hollywood and tracking ole eddie down."
"a true "marine" would have much thicker skin."
Eddie Dzial Awards
Dzial could not afford the Greyhound to Las Vegas and back every year to catch a first-hand glimpse of the awards.
Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski Real Name Elizabeth Brittany Przydzial is the dumb attention whore daughter of gay child rapist HIV infested homosexual convicted kid napper and stalker Eddie Dzial aka Edward Bernard Przydzial aka pornstarbrand aka Porn Star Brand aka Emerald City Records aka Emerald City Productions aka Lawson J. Denning. This wiki is here and will grow and grow thanks to this dumb whores father popping off at his faghole stalking porn stars online on gab.ai and 8ch and other sites after being warned countless times to stop and get off his computer. Every time he pops off this wiki and her mothers wiki Maria Przydzial and his will be updated and have content added. We will also make new wikis so keep it up Edward! Next up Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski escort review and hooking notes!
File:Eddie dzial info.jpegElizabeth Brittany Liczbinski HIV positive gay child rapist stalker father Edward Przydzial
Escorting and Hooker Notes
Elizabeth followed her mother and became a hooker at a very young age, she was underage when her mother Maria Przydzial started pimping her out due to her real father Eddie Dzial raping and pimping out the both of them before he went to jail for kid napping.
Edward Bernard Przydzial Positive HIV Test
Worthless Skank and Pussy Stink
Elizabeth's exboyfriend wrote in and said she is a worthless skank as she sucks at sucking cock and doesnt even like it and has a very bad pussy rank. He said her pussy smells like a rotten dumpster.
Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski - Ferndale, MI , Age 31
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Elizabeth Luczbinski
Elizabeth Liczbinski
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Kalamazoo , Mi
Sterling Heights , Mi
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Elizabeth Liczbinski, 31
Ferndale, MI
Elizabeth Marie Liczbinski - Sterling Heights, MI , Age 50
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Elizabeth M Licbinski
Elizabeth M Liczbinski
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Sterling Heights , Mi
Hamtramck , Mi
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EDUCATION / WORK HISTORY
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Recent Address
24*** **** St
Ferndale, MI
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43*** **** Dr
Sterling Heights , MI
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62*** **** St
Kalamazoo , MI
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71*** **** Ave
Kalamazoo , MI
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LICZBINSKI, ELIZABETH BRITTANY was born in 1987 and she registered to vote, giving her address as 1027 FORD BLVD, LINCOLN PARK MICHIGAN 48146 U.S.A. (Voter ID number 32226711).
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LICZBINSKI, ELIZABETH MARIE was born in 1967 and she registered to vote, giving her address as 43219 HYDE PARK DR, STERLING HEIGHTS MICHIGAN 48313 U.S.A. (Voter ID number 7912768).
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AKA: Brittany Liczbinski, Elizabeth Luczbinski, Elizabeth Brittany
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Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski Age ~30 1027 Ford Blvd, Lincoln Park
Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski Age ~30 43219 Hyde Park Dr, Sterling Heights
