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| [[Image:harpoons_ready_keptin.jpg|thumb|center|320px|Dinna let your guard down laddies. The FGAS is a bloody ruse for these cock-famished abominations!.]]
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| {{needsnomore|pictures of the ex girlfriend (or boyfriend?) who dumped your faggot ass}}
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| '''Fat girl angle shot''' is a title given to a photograph of a [[Fat#Secret_Fatty|secretly fat]] girl with the camera looking slightly down from above to hide cheek chubbiness and chin multiplicity. Found in personal ads, [[LJ]] icons, etc. The most over the top symptom of those afflicted with [[internet disease]].
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| Men can also use the fat girl angle shot in order to turn into an [[E-donis]].
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| This technique is also occasionally referred to as the "[[LiveJournal|LiveJournal]] head tilt", which we also see used on a variety of other [[social networking sites]].. All these girls have, man, is just a bunch of [[misleading thumbnail]]s.
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| See also [[BBWchan]] (where they want more than just a fat girl angle shot) and [[Hot or Not]] (where FGAS techniques are perfected).
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| ==Technique==
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| [[Image:FatGirlAngleShot.jpg|thumb|left|240px|A textbook case of the Fat Girl Angle Shot.]]
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| If you are [[fat]] and need to take a good-looking picture of yourself, basic [[camwhore]] rules apply: you have to use [[high contrast]], wear copious amounts of makeup, etc. However, be certain that you take special precautions to hide your fat.
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| * Never look down at the camera, as it emphasizes your double chin.
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| * Always [[high contrast|blast the contrast]] way up to mask your bad complexion, rolls, bedsores, et cetera.
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| * ADD [[Nice_try|FILTERS]]! They make you deep
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| * [[Rape|Fuck up]] the quality. Everyone LOVES fuzzy pictures.
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| * If you feel the audience is right (i.e. fat-sympathetic), you might want to include cleavage. However, never go below the [[boobs]], because it's all disaster from there. Remember: if there's no full body shot, there's no proof you are fat!
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| *Note: [[some argue|some say]] that if you have never posted a full body shot on the [[Internet]], then you must be a fatty. This is true about 95% of the time. If you are not a fatty, [[pictures plz]].
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| ==Prime Examples==
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| {{cg|Gallery of 'Before and After' Shots|beforeaftergallery|center|<gallery perrow="2">
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| Image:Fatgirlangletits_are_not_enuf1.jpg|WITH FGAS...
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| Image:Fatgirlangletits_are_not_enuf2.jpg|WITHOUT!
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="2">
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| Image:fgaslol1.jpg|WITH FGAS...
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| Image:fgaslol2.jpg|WITHOUT!
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| Image:Coreman.jpg|WITH FGAS...
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| Image:10112007998.jpg|WITHOUT!
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| Image:Mystform.JPG|WITH FGAS...
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| Image:Heather.JPG|WITHOUT!
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| Image:fat4.jpg|WITH FGAS...
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| Image:fat5.jpg|WITHOUT!
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| Image:L_53cf8b936d5e4d218afefaf587b4ee15.jpg|WITH FGAS...
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| Image:L_0a95980da9f44adab62a97cbdf71baf2.jpg|WITHOUT!
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| Image:Fatgirlangle.jpg|WITH FGAS...
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| Image:Fatgirlangle2.jpg|WITHOUT!
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| Image:Bef.jpg|WITH FGAS...
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| Image:Aft.jpg|WITHOUT!
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| Image:fgas_kw_1.jpg|WITH FGAS...
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| Image:fgas_kw_2.jpg|WITHOUT!
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| Image:Pearchan25.jpg|WITH FGAS...
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| Image:Pearchan24.jpg|WITHOUT!
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| </gallery>|}}
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| ==FGAS + Cropping==
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| <center>[[Image:FGAS_plus_Crop.jpg|800px|]]</center>
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| ==Victims of the FGAS, and how to overcome the shame==
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| Typically, victims of the FGAS wind up having sex with the fat girl in the picture, either because of hard liquor or their growing tired of fapping to the "Big [[Tits]]" series. Either way, after the deed is done (typically involving spelunking for a lost condom), the FGAS victim is ripe for ridicule and spirited jabs.
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| For the victim, there is a choice. They can either keep fucking [[fat]] chicks, or they can better themselves by learning the tells of the FGAS and avoiding such situations in the future. Such tips are:
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| * In a top-down picture, are her thighs as big as her breasts? Then she's a [[fatty]].
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| * Does her upper arm skin fold over her forearm? Then she's a [[fatty]].
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| * Is there any quantity of empty SPAM cans or junk food containers in the background? Yep. [[Fatty]].
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| ==Gallery of Whales==
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| {{cg|Gallery of Fat Girl Angle Shots|FGASGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:Megansample3b.jpg|She never shows her body from all that angle.
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| Image:Chinchan1.jpg|[[Chin-Chan|Chin Chan]] can remove ALL her chins.
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| Image:FGAS_Boobs.jpg|[[No|Ever seen a skinny girl with boobs that size?]]
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| Image:Ohdeargod.jpg|A little more complex, this FGAS utilizes bubbles in an attempt to mask fat. Suggested only for pros.
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| Image:YOU'RE_DOING_IT_WRONG.jpg|She's doing it wrong.
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:Doinitwrong.jpg| How to do it wrong
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| Image:Thinks_she's_sexy.jpg|Classic she's doing it wrong
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| Image:Noway.jpg|These are two pictures of the same girl. I shit you not.
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| Image:Fat_bitch_cow_moo.JPG|Another case of the fat girl angle shot. OH GOD HER ARM WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
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| Image:Fat2.jpg|Proper technique is used; no n00b could tell she shops in the plus size stores.
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| Image:GotTheAngles.JPG|Awez... Such a tiny little head on such a huge body.
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| Image:Synnerg.jpg|Synnergy trying to look attractive so she can plant her eggs and then kill [[you]].
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| Image:Disappearingdoublechin.JPG|Look Ma I made my double chin disappear.
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| Image:Hamdemon.jpg|Oh, come on! It has never been done more wrongly!
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| Image:NiceTry.jpg|If you don't show below the boobs, people tend to believe they're the only bit thats huge.
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| Image:FattyMcFatFat.jpg|This dumb bitch has got her angles up the wrong way.
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| Image:Multiple_fat_girl.jpg|Fat girl but don't want to use angles? Sit in between your two biggest friends. Instant thinning!
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| Image:Pixelbeeangle.jpg|[[PixelBeeProductions]] looking slightly less obese than usual.
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| Image:IM001185_jpg.jpg|Nice try, but no ...
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| Image:1229913426 l.jpg|Ah, the camera pointing up technique
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| Image:gutty.jpg|Sucking it in and horizontal orientation won't hide that gut.
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| Image:Fat girl.jpg|no way to do it rite?
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| Image:Fatarmemo.jpg|Very subtle but unfortunately for her, the arm reveals her secret.
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| Image:Fatgirl_Before_and_After.jpg|Turn off lights, point camera down, hide the rolls with your face.
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| Image:Fat4b.jpg|Use crappy filters and special effects from whatever photo editing program came with your computer to distort your image even further.
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| Image:Fat girl angle rong.jpg|Wrong again.
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| Image:OldFatWhore.jpg|She looks a lot better from this angle. [[Srsly|Srsly Guys]]
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| Image:Girlmechafatgirl.jpg|A typical fat girl angle shot of [[Girlmecha]].
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| Image:Human_Iceberg.jpg|A textbook case of [[Doing it wrong|doin it rong]]
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| Image:Fat_girl_angle2.JPG|Another textbook case of a Fat Girl Angle Shot.
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| Image:Fatgirlfacebook.jpg|Girls of Facebook '08.
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| Image:Photo102-2.jpg|This is actually [[BBW]], not an angle shot
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| Image:Manateechan.jpg|[[Manatee-chan]], latest employer of this technique.
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| Image:Fatgirlon4chan.png| Fat girl in the wild.
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| Image:Esachasa_FGAS.jpg|[[Esachasa]] tried... maybe..
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| Image:TTT Collar.JPG|What a [[TTT|lazy fat bastard]].
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| Image:Wrongagain.jpg|wrong way again.
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| Image:FGAS K.jpg|Hey, she's pretty cute, I can easy give her the hawt beef injectio... OMG AHHHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE
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| Image:Thenfanskrystal.jpg|Woah, cute pink lil' walrus :3
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| Image:Fgas nice try.jpg|[[Nice try]]...
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| Image:FatGirlandherFGAS.JPG|Fat Nigger Loving Whore using FGAS
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| Image:FGAS_001.jpg|Look at that arm fat...tasty
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| Image:FGAS_002.jpg|She's asking for it... a twinkie
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| Image:It'smeltingggg.jpg|Classic example, complete with saggy tits
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| Image:MingleFGAS.jpg|Beware, Online daters
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| Image:FGAS - Body Type - Pear.jpg|Body Type: Pear
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| File:Fat real.jpg
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| File:Myspace Angle.JPG
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| File:Myspace Meatspace.jpg
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| File:Myspace Goddess.jpg
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| File:Myspace lisa horror piggy.jpg
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| </gallery>|0}}
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| ==Related Articles==
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| [[File:God's Myspace Angle.jpg|right|300px]]
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| *[[Attention Whore]]
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| *[[BBW Porn Sites]]
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| *[[Camwhore]]
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| *[[Duckface]]
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| *[[Girl Drama]]
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| *[[Girlvinyl]]
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| *[[Hambeast]]
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| *[[Social Justice Warriors]]
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| *[[Man The Harpoons]]
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| *[[MeganSpeaks]] - Got really fat from all that attention whoring.
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| *[[Twilight|Stephenie Meyer]]
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| *[[Lena Dunham]]
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| *[[Amy Schumer]]
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| *[[Pear Chan]] - A prime example of [[Fat Girl Angle Shot]].
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| *[[Queen Kong]]
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| *[[Internet disease]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://myspace.com the native habitat of the FGAS]
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| *[http://www.epjournal.net/filestore/EP08573585.pdf Academic research proves the validity of the FGAS (PDF)]
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