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imported>MarioMario456
all new articles about lolcows look the same. learn how to write, lazy shits
imported>XdGoethalz43
LMFAO! You right, I need to write extremely harder so I can make this article very freaking good. And also, I hate myself. 😂
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{{Ibhead|Darren Alexander Nichols}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|<small>September 25, 2000</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|<small>[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|<small>[[Indiana]]</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|<small>[[White devil]]</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|<small>Male</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|<small>[[Gay]] [[Pedophile]]</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|<small>pipster.<br>Darren Pipster<br>Pip Pip<br>Peppermint City Entertainment<br>Pip2010<br>RainbowDashFan2010</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|<small>Throwing tard meltdowns like a pussy and grooming minors.</small>}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Darren Pipster'' ([[Powerword]]: '''Darren Alexander Nichols'') is a severely [[autistic]] {{age|2000|09|25}}-year-old [[manchild]] and [[pedophile]] from Valparaiso, [[Indiana]]. He does nothing except sit on his computer and make shitty [[GoAnimate]] videos, logos, and other shit as well. Darren has groomed numerous minors [[OTI]], and also taken pictures of his [[cum]]. He is also prone to [[autism|childish rage which requires a lullaby to calm him down]]. Darren has driven some people almost to commit [[an hero]] while screaming, throwing [[RAGE|autistic meltdowns]], and also shitting himself.


Darren also has a crazy obsession with childish [[Television|TV]] show [[PBS|Nature Cat]] and shitty Flash web cartoon [[The Rodfellows]].
== History ==
===The Beginnings===
On September 25, [[Y2K|2000]], [[Powerword|Olga Nichols]] took a massive shat through her vagina, and out came Darren into this world.  Ever since his birth, he was diagnosed with [[assburgers|ass burgers]] and would throw temper tantrums, scream like a retard, and cry for a stupid reason.
At the age of 4, Darren cracks his forehead open while running in the hallway.
Sometimes when he was young, he would constantly bully people, whether in school or not. He shoved a girl in a locker because she dares to be first in class. Darren loves being first in class because he has a huge ego.
Sometime about September 24, [[2013]], a day before Darren turned [[13-year-old|13]], Darren created his [[YouTube|JewTube]] channel known as Pip2010, so he can post his gay ass [[Vyond]] videos. On June 7, [[2016]], he created his own [[cancer|grounded series]] called [[cringe|Ronald Gets Grounded]]. Based on the PBS Kids television series Nature Cat, the series follows Ronald's antics that result in, YES, OF COURSE, him getting grounded. Who would have fucking knew.
== The Rodfellows and LMNB ==
In August [[2019]], after he graduated from school, Darren makes a script in Google Docs for [[The Rodfellows]]' first feature film called [[cancer|The Rodfellows Movie]], which is created by another [[pedophile]] [[lolcow]], Dan P. Lyons. Lyons and his partner Alexander Mortensen (the creator of [[South Park]]'s rip-off called [[bullshit|Comix Minis and The Data Crew]]) first met him before coming on board to finish the script by October 3.
== Pipster's Dox ==
<center>
{|
| [[File:Pipsterdoxx.png|thumb|You can thank {{ytchannel|UC53kgaHzA5QSpp11ywJwfcA|The Pipster Hate Coalition Rebellion}} for leaking it!]]
|}
</center>
<center>'''This fucking racist pedophile got doxxed, LMFAO.'''</center>
== Gallery ==
=== Fan Art ===
People have also decided to create some art of Darren, especially after he got exposed. If anyone who still support him, eat ass!
{{cg|'''Memes and Funny Art'''|aspiefanart|center|<gallery perrow="2">
File:RJToons' relationship with Darren Pipster went wrong.jpg|An anthropomorphic dog had enough with Darren.
File:Darren says buttwagon.jpg|Darren is a buttwagon!
</gallery>}}
== Trivia ==
*Darren's content was 100% dogshit.
*Darren looks like [[Keegan Salisbury]], [[Chris-chan]], and [[Manchild|Reece Kendrick]].
*Darren got his [[YouTube|JewTube]] account [[permabanned]] once, but sadly he got it back.
== See Also ==
* [[Autism]] - It's possible that the bratty pedophile has assburgers syndrome.
* [[Chris-chan]] - What Nichols might be in the future.
* [[Camhead|CamHead]] - Another Pipster wannabe, except Cam was worse.
* [[Doggis|Diogo Mendes]] - [[Portugal|Portuguese]] Pipster.
* [[Fetishes]]
* [[Furfag]]
* [[Geoshea]] - Yet another ween who is the same age as him.
* [[Harvey Weinstein]] - Possible idol?
* [[Keegan Salisbury]] - Another ween who also acts the same as Pipster.
* [[Manchild]] - He's the definition of one.
* [[Mar9122]] - An [[Azn|Asian American]] that is the same age as Pipster and Geoshea, the triple share much in common.
* [[Pedophile]] - It's very possible that Darren could be one.
== External Links ==
*{{ytuserid|UCIuk7BhcUqbrhxduQ7VUbnw|JewTube}}
*{{ytuserid|UCtXlPcV4A3_MAcubO1QdvEg|Long-dead JewTube gaming channel}}
*{{deviantart|rainbowdashfan2010|DeviantArt}}
*{{twitter|pipstercat2000|Twitter}}
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{{Manchild}}
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Revision as of 17:09, 9 June 2022