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{{achtung|THE FIRST MODERN MASS SHOOTER IN AMERICUCK HISTORY WAS A FAG!}}
{{fed|New Jersey Chimpout of 1949}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]]  [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]]  [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|Killed 13, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|Killed 13, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|3rd Notable Loser (Gold Medalist)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|9th Notable Loser}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[Lulz|Walk of Death]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[Lulz|Walk of Death]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Fail|No - Surrendered]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Fail|No - Surrendered]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Status?'''|[[Epic lulz|'''FOUND NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Status?'''|[[Epic lulz|'''FOUND NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY''']]}}
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If you're an Amerimutt, have you looked at the news and wondered to yourself, "Who's the guy that kickstarted our [[Mass murder|second national pastime]]?". If you're NOT an Amerimutt, have you looked at Amerimutt news and thought to yourself, "Who started this trend?" Well, look no further than this faggy crapstub.
Howard Unruh was a [[batshit insane]], deeply closeted World War II veteran who snapped and killed 13 [[Kike]]s, [[Irish|Mick]]s, [[Guido]]s and [[Kraut]]s, and [[almost raped]] 3 more, [[Lol|including a 2 year old named Thomas Hamilton]].
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Howard Unruh
Nationality: Americunt  
High Score Killed 13, injured 3
Top 50? 9th Notable Loser
Style Walk of Death
An Hero? No - Surrendered
Status? FOUND NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY
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