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Artyom Kazantsev was a Russian schizo and NEET who after taking in the shitfest that was 2020 to 2022, decided to follow the footsteps of his [[Columbine Copycats|comrades]], and shoot up a bunch of students and teachers. Unfortunately for him, his massacre was overshadowed by the much greater lulz of his own country fully annexing Ukraine, completely fucking over any chance of him being recognized like [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] and being put in the same tier as his followers - [[Fail|despite getting more kills than the two combined]]. | Artyom Kazantsev was a Russian schizo and NEET who after taking in the shitfest that was 2020 to 2022, decided to follow the footsteps of his [[Columbine Copycats|comrades]], and shoot up a bunch of students and teachers. Unfortunately for him, his massacre was overshadowed by the much greater lulz of his own country fully annexing Ukraine, completely fucking over any chance of him being recognized like [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] and being put in the same tier as [[Ilnaz Galyaviev|his]] [[Timur Bekmansurov|followers]] - [[Fail|despite getting more kills than the two combined]]. | ||
{{GradedScore|17|24 injured |16|Better kill-to-injury ratio than his other peers. |11|Vladislav ripoff that [[Nigger|aped]] Cho's style |9|The usual [[baw]]wing, but got overshadowed by other [[Ukraine|events]]. |20|Stole some blank fire pistols and made them shoot real bullets |73|C|Should've joined the Russian army.}} | ==Background== | ||
Like many other fags before him, Artyom had a long long history of mental illness, enough for him to be placed in a mental health clinic to fix his schizophrenia, which clearly didn't do shit. With his schizoid delusions | |||
Despite having swastikas drawn on his shirt, [[Fed|allegedly]] having ties to neo-Nazi organizations, and attacking the 88th school in all of Izhevsk, he claims it was not a terrorist attack. [[JEWS DID WTC|Really makes you wonder...]] | |||
==Graded Score== | |||
{{GradedScore|17|24 injured |16|Better kill-to-injury ratio than his other peers. |11|Vladislav ripoff that [[Nigger|aped]] Cho's style for a change |9|The usual [[baw]]wing, but got overshadowed by other [[Ukraine|events]]. |20|Stole some blank fire pistols and made them shoot real bullets |73|C|Should've joined the Russian army.}} | |||
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Revision as of 01:51, 7 October 2022
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| Nationality: | Russian 
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| Highscore | Killed 17, injured 24 |
| Top 50? | 32nd |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Artyom Kazantsev was a Russian schizo and NEET who after taking in the shitfest that was 2020 to 2022, decided to follow the footsteps of his comrades, and shoot up a bunch of students and teachers. Unfortunately for him, his massacre was overshadowed by the much greater lulz of his own country fully annexing Ukraine, completely fucking over any chance of him being recognized like Vladislav Roslyakov and being put in the same tier as his followers - despite getting more kills than the two combined.
Background
Like many other fags before him, Artyom had a long long history of mental illness, enough for him to be placed in a mental health clinic to fix his schizophrenia, which clearly didn't do shit. With his schizoid delusions
Despite having swastikas drawn on his shirt, allegedly having ties to neo-Nazi organizations, and attacking the 88th school in all of Izhevsk, he claims it was not a terrorist attack. Really makes you wonder...
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 17/20 24 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 16/20 Better kill-to-injury ratio than his other peers. |
| Style: | 11/20 Vladislav ripoff that aped Cho's style for a change |
| Butthurt: | 9/20 The usual bawwing, but got overshadowed by other events. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Stole some blank fire pistols and made them shoot real bullets |
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