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{{ibhead|<big>'''Jazz Jennings'''</big>}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 6, 2000}}
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{{ibhead|<big>'''Brandon Fleury'''</big>}}
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'''Jazz Jennings''' ([[deadname]]: Jared Jennings) is a 22 year old [[tranny|trans-identified biological male]] who was mercilessly psyopped as a toddler by his own mother '''Jeanette Jennings''' into believing that he is a girl in a boy's body. As one of the youngest successful victims of sissy hypno porn in recorded history, Jazz quickly became something of a poster child for trans youth. During his teenage years, his transition was heralded by trannies and their [[White Knight|sympathizers]] as a shining example of success, as the cross-sex drugs had prevented him from developing any masculine features and caused him to grow [[tits]]. However, the medical consequences of having started hormone replacement therapy as a child became overwhelmingly apparent during his sex reassignment surgery. The subsequent trauma and suffering, coupled with the growing realization that no one actually thinks of him as being a woman anyway, has more or less crippled his psyche.
'''Brandon Michael Fleury''' is a 26-year-old [[autistic]] [[Edgelord|edgelord]] [[Fail|high school dropout]] who idolizes serial killers and is basically incapable of interacting with other people in a normal capacity. In December 2018, when Brandon was 22, he used thirteen different Instagram accounts impersonating [[Nikolas Cruz]] and other notorious murderers for the purpose of harassing survivors of the [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting]]. He sent the traumatized teens and grieving parents such unprompted messages as:
 
*"Your grief is my joy."
Jazz has basically no personality of his own and spends every waking moment of his free time complaining about [[Faggot|LGBT]] political issues, mainly focusing on new legislation being put forth in the interest of protecting children from being groomed into becoming trannies like he was. [[Irony|Ironically]], his story stands as one of the most solid cautionary tales of why it's a really bad fucking idea to give puberty-blocking drugs to little kids.
*"I'm your abductor I'm kidnapping you fool."
 
*"I killed your loved ones haha."
He will most likely [[An hero|41%]] himself before he's 30.
*"I gave them no mercy."
 
*"Did you like my Valentines gift? I killed your friends"
==I Am Jazz==
*"Little Alex Schachter will never play music again."
[[File:I_Am_Jazz_book.jpg|thumb|300px|left|"That's right, Timmy. [[Jew|Jewish]] doctors can make you into a pretty girl too!"]]
*"With the power of my AR-15, you all die."
Jazz allegedly began to express when he was only 3 years old that he felt more like a girl than a boy. The vast majority of all children who experience such confusing feelings will resolve them on their own before reaching adulthood, absent of psychiatric intervention. Of course, while any sensible, rational parent with even a shred of interest in the toddler's wellbeing would have simply dismissed his silly suggestion as an over-active imagination, Jazz's mother chose to take advantage of the situation. Fully encouraging his new identity, and validating him with praise for playing with dolls and enjoying the color pink, Jeanette began artfully manipulating him down a lifelong path that would reward her with social gratification in the form of attention.
*"With the power of my AR-15, I take your loved ones away from you PERMANENTLY."
 
*"I killed your sister. It was fun. She had her whole life ahead of her and I fucking stole it from her."
A reality TV series has documented Jazz's life for 8 seasons and counting, showcasing to the entire world all the most personal details about his dating life, his relationships with his friends and family, his medical issues, and his obviously declining mental health. Cameramen have followed him into operating rooms while doctors examine the mutilated remains that used to be his cock and balls, and he is frequently shown breaking into tears from the crushing emotional weight of being a living medical experiment. His mother Jeanette once explained on the show that, in reaction to Jazz's increasing reluctance to shove acrylic objects up his poopwound so as to prevent it from closing up, she has literally woken him out of dead sleep with a lubricated dilator in hand and told him ''"Here, you take this and you put it in your vagina - if not, I will!"''
 
==Medical Complications==
[[File:Jazz_Jennings_large.jpg|thumb|250px|Gluttony is the historical vice of the eunuch, for they are allowed no other pleasures.]]
Jazz was prescribed puberty blockers starting at age 11 and then placed on hormone replacement therapy at age 12. He is now an adult, and just about everything imaginable about his transition has gone wrong. He still clearly has the face, voice, and body shape of a young boy. The development of his genitalia was stunted to such an extent that, in order to perform the penile inversion procedure, surgeons were forced to substitute material from his colon. The whole thing was botched, and the resulting flesh pocket turned necrotic. Following several "revision" surgeries, Jazz has pretty much nothing between his legs but scar tissue and a urethra. He is sterile, his nerve endings have been obliterated, and he will never experience sexual stimulation. "Gender affirming care" has essentially made him into a eunuch with tits and a gaping axe wound.
 
The trauma inflicted upon Jazz from a life of being a medical experiment on public display has rendered him with severe depression, but tranny sympathizers will tell you that the real cause is simply transphobia. Shortly following his genital mutilation surgery, he developed an eating disorder and gained more than 100lbs in roughly one year's time. Whether his overeating developed as a comforting habit or as a result of his hypothalamus having been damaged by hormone therapy is the subject of debate, but most agree that is it likely some combination of the two.
 
Jazz experiences general malaise on a daily basis, and often complains that he does not "feel like himself, ever." These feelings of normlessness and confusion have been said to echo those of '''David Reimer''', another male who was raised as a girl from infancy by the advice of '''Dr. John Money''', following a botched circumcision which rendered his penis completely destroyed. David [[Shotgun Mouthwash|killed himself with a sawed-off shotgun]] in a grocery store parking lot at the age of 38.


==See Also==
==Arrest and Trial==
*[[Faggot]]
[[File:An_autistic_man_was_surfing_the_internet.png|left|300px|thumb]]
*[[Transgender]]
In January 2019, Brandon woke up to federal agents at his front door serving an arrest warrant for interstate cyberstalking and threatening to injure or kidnap. He refused to cooperate, and in response the FBI was forced to use an explosive device to extract him from his bedroom. At trial, his defense tried to argue that he was only doing it for the lulz and that an autistic person could not be reasonably expected to understand that their own actions might have repercussions, but the judge was having none of that shit and found him guilty on all counts. On October 11, 2021, Brandon was sentenced to 66 months in federal prison.
*[[Victim complex]] - He's a victim of his mother, but he'll tell you that the real monsters are [[Tucker Carlson]] and Ron DeSantis.
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Brandon Fleury
Born 1997
Nationality American  


Brandon Michael Fleury is a 26-year-old autistic edgelord high school dropout who idolizes serial killers and is basically incapable of interacting with other people in a normal capacity. In December 2018, when Brandon was 22, he used thirteen different Instagram accounts impersonating Nikolas Cruz and other notorious murderers for the purpose of harassing survivors of the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting. He sent the traumatized teens and grieving parents such unprompted messages as:

  • "Your grief is my joy."
  • "I'm your abductor I'm kidnapping you fool."
  • "I killed your loved ones haha."
  • "I gave them no mercy."
  • "Did you like my Valentines gift? I killed your friends"
  • "Little Alex Schachter will never play music again."
  • "With the power of my AR-15, you all die."
  • "With the power of my AR-15, I take your loved ones away from you PERMANENTLY."
  • "I killed your sister. It was fun. She had her whole life ahead of her and I fucking stole it from her."

Arrest and Trial

In January 2019, Brandon woke up to federal agents at his front door serving an arrest warrant for interstate cyberstalking and threatening to injure or kidnap. He refused to cooperate, and in response the FBI was forced to use an explosive device to extract him from his bedroom. At trial, his defense tried to argue that he was only doing it for the lulz and that an autistic person could not be reasonably expected to understand that their own actions might have repercussions, but the judge was having none of that shit and found him guilty on all counts. On October 11, 2021, Brandon was sentenced to 66 months in federal prison.

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