Talk:Hagger

I have the cache of this page, do you want me to just copy and paste it? Dungad 01:17, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

• Of the talkpage? Yeah sure. --Zæg 02:49, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

AfD

This is shit, but I think it can stay.--OhLawdIsDatSum 05:04, 3 July 2008 (CDT)

   This page has too many templates, adverts and images. It's way too distracting. Hagger 17:31, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

       You should improve this by showing examples of drama, lulz, or trolling that you have done on Wikipedia. Add more text. It's quite boring right now. You should ultimately aim to make this kinda like the Grawp article, but smaller, and with different content and images.--OhLawdIsDatSum 17:49, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

           Also, the main Grawp article is really long and a great read already (truly the sort of thing that makes a great ED featured article) and to add much more to it would be pointless. Let's improve this instead. But for fuck's sake, link to the contribs or logs of your accounts.--OhLawdIsDatSum 16:16, 14 July 2008 (CDT) 

Why is Avril Lavigne a see also? White pride 18:02, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

   Damned good question. Anyone care to explain? Hagger 18:15, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

       Because I thought Hagger and the Avril Lavigne vandal were the same person.--OhLawdIsDatSum 18:22, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

           Well just because one person thought that and it was for a very brief moment before I corrected you doesn't mean it should be in the article... Hagger 18:23, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

               * Because you care this much, I think it should stay. WM 18:27, 12 July 2008 (CDT) 

Since people are actually discussing things on this talk page This is your friend whilst reading and editing ED.

It's almost 1am at my time. I was out last night drinking alcohol. I'm now sitting here with a small bottle of vodka which is almost finished and some sugar-free cola and reading ED, downloading more porn to add to my massive porn collection, and listening to a Sonic Youth CD. I'm not an indiefag, but I'm pleasantly surprised by how good this Confusion Is Sex album is.

And this is why we need the Encyclopedia Dramatica forums. Or maybe this is why we don't, lol.--OhLawdIsDatSum 18:53, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

   See, I kinda like... not fat chicks, but chubby, pleasantly plump girls with curves, big tits and big round butts. This blog has a lot of good shit that I download from and fap to a lot.--OhLawdIsDatSum 18:56, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

       www.juggworld.com

           Hagger, you are a total newfag to porn. I have about 50 CD-Rs and about 30 DVD-Rs of porn (an estimate). I love big tits (hate fake tits though), but once you discover the joys of Rapidshare, Megarotic, FileFactory and Depositfiles, your days of fapping to 10-second video clips for shitty, shitty TGP sites will be numbered. Go to forumophilia.com or planetsuzy.org and you'll find so much porn you don't know what to fucking do with it all.--OhLawdIsDatSum 19:16, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

               This could have something to do with the fact that I haven't had IRL secks for 1.5 years now.--OhLawdIsDatSum 19:20, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

                   So I take it that you didn't like juggworld? Hagger 09:03, 13 July 2008 (CDT)

                       There are a lot of hot chicks there but you need to learn how to pirate full porn videos and not just download shitty sample clips.--OhLawdIsDatSum 12:31, 13 July 2008 (CDT)

                           I get full length porn videos from Limewire. I download shitty sample clips sometime, because I like to get a bit of variation. Hagger 12:46, 13 July 2008 (CDT)

                               I bet you if the semen that just came out after I fapped there was analysed, it'd contain traces of vodka after the past 2 or 3 nights. Fuck.--OhLawdIsDatSum 17:46, 14 July 2008 (CDT) 

Slave for sale

I added this person. What the fuck. Just what the fuck.--OhLawdIsDatSum 16:26, 14 July 2008 (CDT) Sup Hagger?

Fuck, this is getting bad. I'm like a Muscovite down-and-out in one of Dostoyevsky's novels... this is probably the third or fourth night in a row I'm drinking a small bottle of vodka. Hell, I'm as bad as Ron Wood from the Rolling Stones (fucking lucky 61-year-old man that he is though, his new girlfriend is hawt)... search for his name on google news if you don't know what I'm talking about.

Talking of girlfriends, I saw an ex-girlfriend of mine today from a few years back that I was seeing for a few months, but she didn't see me because I purposely avoided her. Tall, not the prettiest girl in the world, overweight, a bit nerdy, and she was like 3 years older than me. Lawl.

So when are the ED forums coming? Or should I just go to Gaia Online? (Lol, I'd never stoop that low. Grawp's massive cock smacks Gaia Online, indeed.)--OhLawdIsDatSum 17:44, 15 July 2008 (CDT)

   When you're drinking vodka, don't you have anything better to do than tell everyone about it on Talk:Hagger? Go pussy hunting. or in your case, cock hunting. Hagger 18:03, 15 July 2008 (CDT)

       No, 'cause I'm just sitting drinking it on my own. And I'm not a fag, you fag!--OhLawdIsDatSum 06:13, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

           By the way, how did you get my email address? Hagger 10:45, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

               I asked your slave for it.--OhLawdIsDatSum 15:50, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

                   I think this calls for punishment! What would they have done in the good old days? Hagger 15:58, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

                       I lol'd at that picture. I'm sure I saw that image ages ago on Wikipedia... oh wait, it's in that article you linked me to. Also, I downloaded albino porn today. I'm going to have to fap to that tomorrow (that will truly be a first for me). I used up all my semen because I masturbated twice already today and cannot be fucked with doing it for a third time. You were very much right to add that template to my userpage. I am a chronic masturbator.--OhLawdIsDatSum 17:35, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

                           LOL. I'm on four so far. I might push for five, if I have time. You're not as chronic as I thought - you just like good porn. Hagger 17:43, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

                               Eh, it was 3 times yesterday and 3 times the day before. I'm still fapping quite a lot. And haven't had sex in a year and a half. Which sucks, 'cause I used to get laid relatively frequently, and with different girls. Also, if you're so racist, you know what? I fapped to a porno of a fat black girl having sex with a white guy a few days back.--OhLawdIsDatSum 17:54, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

                                   Also, my alcoholism is coming back. I'm drinking a small bottle of vodka for the 5th night in a row or something. I'm as bad as OldDirtyBtard or Dylan Thomas (the poet, not the pedo).--OhLawdIsDatSum 17:57, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

                                       You got nothing on me faggot. I'm on stickam drinking 40z and being bored :) --Drunkenlazybastard 18:01, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

                                           It's you who is the self-admitted faggot. I only like women. In fact, I would be happy if I was allowed to impregnate a woman (or several, lol) every single day for the rest of my life and not take responsibility for the consequences. Plus, I've actually drank more than that. I went to one of these hidden little bars and had a few beers in there today, then bought vodka.--OhLawdIsDatSum 18:09, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

                                               nigger nigger nigger my nigger'd the nigger...nigger. also: cocks. --Drunkenlazybastard 18:23, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

                                                   I bet you'd like my cock in your tight black ass. Hagger 18:57, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

                                                       OH GOD YES~!!!! UNF UNF UNF 

Image:Jizzgif.gif --Drunkenlazybastard 19:05, 16 July 2008 (CDT) Let's start a new thread here

'Cause the last one was turning into cancer.--OhLawdIsDatSum 19:47, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

--Drunkenlazybastard 20:11, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

   The Wikipedian that blocks my current sockpuppet from editing Wikipedia is going to get hit hard in terms of ED pwnage. I bet it's blocked within a few hours. I've never been given a community ban on TOW. I'd like to see them issue one.--OhLawdIsDatSum 20:52, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

       They blocked my ip for trolling on that tranny faggot Tony Sidaway's talk page. [1] and the guy who told me to troll harder just got blocked a week for making threats. --lateral |talk| 21:00, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

           That homo Ryulong made the block. Well, I didn't like him much before, and now he's going to have hell to pay - let's feature his article on the main page; it's pretty good.--OhLawdIsDatSum 08:27, 17 July 2008 (CDT):: 

   God damn, this albino porn is making me feel like a negro in comparison with the girl in the porno.--OhLawdIsDatSum 12:58, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

       Hagger, stop being a dick. This page is being watched, as Ryulong blocked my account on TOW because I posted it here. And don't vandalise ED, except the talk pages of butthurt faggots like that Avril vandal.--OhLawdIsDatSum 16:07, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

           But this is the talk page of a butthurt faggot ;) Hagger 16:17, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

               See that online thing that converts images to HTML? I was able to get this, which is Josef Fritzl in HTML. But how do I get it to look good? It looks crap at the moment and has all those <img> tags in it... I want to know how to make the HTML pixels in MediaWiki software smaller and not have all that <img> shit on it. Maybe WhiteMystery will be able to tell me.--OhLawdIsDatSum 16:26, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

                   I was trying to do the exact same thing two days ago with hai2u and if you go to WM's talk page you will see out discussion on the subject. Hagger 16:29, 17 July 2008 (CDT) 

Lol, there's a template vandal active now that's not you, Grawp, or me?

It must be Avril Lavigne.--OhLawdIsDatSum 14:36, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

   Yep. Damn... where's my slave when I need him. His block's ended now. You know what's epicly lulzy? He did template vandalism then five minutes later he reverted himself, so they didn't block him or anything (he doesn't have dynamic IP by the way). Anyway, the next day he continued doing template vandalism and ended up with a 72 hour block. Hagger 14:43, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

       I've got a dynamic IP. They are the best.--OhLawdIsDatSum 15:13, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

           No, AOL is the best. Hagger 15:47, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

               AOL made an arrangement with Wikipedia so that it is no longer dynamic on Wikipedia. That was like two years ago. — Grawp 17:20, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

                   Fucking negros. Grawp, what do you use to get all those IPs? Hagger 17:45, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

                       Here's a vid to change your ip, or you can get Tor. Hiwhispees 12:45, 29 July 2008 (CDT) 

Hagger, are you the same guy as Molag Bal?

Just wondering. Your style of writing is quite similar.--OhLawdIsDatSum 15:12, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

I don't think he is. Albertluque 15:14, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

Nope. I'm unique Hagger 15:19, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

   Well, both Molag Bal and Hagger cannot write ED articles as well as me, and they're both Britfags. Also, I'm going to be 22 this year, and I feel I'm too old for this sort of Wikipedia vandalism shit.--OhLawdIsDatSum 16:34, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

       You're a Britfag too. Hagger 16:42, 18 July 2008 (CDT) 

I thought Albertluque was Molag Bal. — Grawp 17:18, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

   After seeing the external link on that dab page I also agree. Albertluque had almost identical vandalism here, too and the user contributions of his socks on Wikipedia fit the description, too. P.S hit it please. Hagger 17:49, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

       For fuck's sake. What n00b triedto vandalise it? Go on here; right click; left click "select all"; left click "copy"; paste it into the template. Damned n00bs. Hagger 20:04, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

           Jesus H. CHrist, do it yourself or are you still blocked? I'll do it then. --lateral |talk| 20:05, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

               Thanks :), although the element of surprise has probably gone, because the wikipedo has most likely added it to his rapelist. If that fails then there are these two to get too: Template:POTDlink and Template:Picture of the day. Hagger 20:08, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

                   Ah fuck ClueBot reverted me. --lateral |talk| 20:14, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

                       I've never seen that happen before. Either your edit summary wasn't good enough of they've got cluebot to pick up on the Goatse table. Hmmm NawlinWiki just protected it, too. It's nigger-beating time :P Hagger 20:17, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

                           They update ClueBot really fast. The ip was me too BTW, I couldn't find the blacklisted link the goatse table so I just added some random 9/11 bullshit instead. --lateral |talk| 20:23, 19 July 2008 (CDT) 
                           Look at this bitch, he's already protected his talk page! [2] --lateral |talk| 20:25, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

                               LOLtrain.com? If it is that then please let me know, so I can change it. By the way, the negro just protected those templates posted above. I'm afraid this page is being watched by the anti lulz :( Hagger 20:27, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

                                   He really doesn't know me at all. I never go for talk pages. I go for the templates used within the user pages and talk pages or if they've already protected them I go for the images used, which, unless they're a sysop on commons, will be very difficult for them to protect quickly. Hagger 20:28, 19 July 2008 (CDT) 

   * Alright. Extinct Marsupial (talk · contribs · logs · block log) NawlinWiki is a fool, When he read on this page that the ip address was mine he blocked it, thus overriding the autoblock, and enabling me to continue. --lateral |talk| 21:27, 19 July 2008 (CDT) 

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Template:Top-Importance&curid=5995280&diff=226850580&oldid=226850519 ClueBot got me again. The link was neopets.com, so there's no way it's because of that. What is ClueBot picking up on? Hagger 13:52, 20 July 2008 (CDT)

   Nice work guys. I'm now detoxing from alcohol after drinking it every night for this past week. Pity I missed this discussion last night.--OhLawdIsDatSum 15:32, 20 July 2008 (CDT) 

   * NawlinWiki went psycho on my ip address [3] He hard-blocked it until 2009. --lateral |talk| 21:33, 20 July 2008 (CDT)
   * NawlinWiki went psycho on an IP address, which I didn't even use today! blocked for 6 months. Apparently she was "abusing multiple accounts". He needs to watch out or he'll have his admin duties taken away. Hagger 05:41, 21 July 2008 (CDT) 

Who...

is the Zodiac killer template vandal? [4] [5] [6] --lateral |talk| 20:33, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

   Someone with good taste! I don't know who it is. It may be someone unique. I heard about a "recent wave" of template vandalism on TOW and I though it was just my recent influence, but looks like there are other people out there with there own unique styles. :) Hagger 20:40, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

       He got me today, whilst I was editing an article and I was like... WTF? I then tried to find which template he had put it in, but I guess someone must've beaten me to it, because I never found him and when I went back onto the article it was gone. Hagger 15:49, 20 July 2008 (CDT)

           Apparently Hagger isn't the Zodiac template vandal. HE JUST STRUCK ED! [7] Whole Wheat Toast 23:44, 20 July 2008 (CDT)

               Probably the Avril vandal. — Grawp 06:23, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

                   I'm still waiting for it to "spread its reign". Hiwhispees 17:14, 30 July 2008 (CDT) 

Template vandalism on non-English Wikipedias?

This could be a way of getting good lulz. Since non-English Wikipedias are not as well watched, sneaky template vandalism probably wouldn't be that difficult.--OhLawdIsDatSum 20:57, 20 July 2008 (CDT)

   Also, it could stay unnoticed for a long time.--OhLawdIsDatSum 21:02, 20 July 2008 (CDT)

       I did that sometimes. I might try it on the French Wikipedia. If anyone could translate my userpage into French that would be sweet. Hagger 05:59, 21 July 2008 (CDT) 

I lol'd

Image:Stupidnigger.jpg

--OhLawdIsDatSum 21:20, 20 July 2008 (CDT)

   * Yeah, four of those are mine. — Grawp 00:20, 21 July 2008 (CDT)
   * Also, when you take screenshots, you should save them as PNGs. They look better that way. — Grawp 00:22, 21 July 2008 (CDT) 

What would you do...

with a compromised admin account? Deleting the main page is a total cliche, although banning Jimbo Wales is still a must. Goatseing these templates (Most linked-to templates) and wrecking havoc in the MediaWIki name space would turn the servers into slurpee juice. --lateral |talk| 21:39, 20 July 2008 (CDT)

CAN IZ LICK URZ TAINT

   I'd do something far more sinister than obvious vandalism. I don't know what that would be, but I'd actually prefer to become a MediaWiki steward and de-sysop, de-steward and de-beaurocrat everyone on the entire English Wikipedia except myself then replace everything with goatse and lol wut.--OhLawdIsDatSum 06:25, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

       In fact, if someone was able to hack into a MediaWiki steward's account on meta and de-stewarded all the other 35 within seconds, in theory, you could have the power bring down the entire Wikimedia Foundation. Sysops can unblock themselves on MediaWiki wikis, you know, and the MediaWiki software is probably not that different on ED from what it is on TOW, and I've had experience of using sysop and checkuser tools on the MediaWiki software.--OhLawdIsDatSum 06:31, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

           I might ask those fucks at the Wikipedia Review how easy they think it might be, in theory, to be able to bring down the Wikimedia Foundation with a global steward account.--OhLawdIsDatSum 06:33, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

               Jimbo or someone like him would probably be able to block you through the system. Hagger 06:38, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

                   But what if I'd de-stewarded him and all the other stewards already?--OhLawdIsDatSum 06:41, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

                       They'd block you with a hidden steward. Hagger 06:54, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

                           O RLY? And how would you know this?--OhLawdIsDatSum 07:39, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

                               Apparently, the Wikimedia Foundation's team of developers would get you if you successfully did what I suggested.--OhLawdIsDatSum 07:58, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

                                   Yeah, something like that. Behind the scenes of what you can see (a group of stewards) there are people who can just go into the system and block/delete/change the password of your account. You won't be able to stop them from doing that though. Although if you did planning on doing so, we should get a group of EDs (myself included) to create an account each. When you've blocked their stewards, give us steward rights, too, so we can reck havoc. Hagger 10:38, 21 July 2008 (CDT) 

I'd delete the sandbox. Someone "accidentally" did it a few months ago and it crashed the servers. Hagger 06:37, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

   They've restricted admin deletion to 5,000 revisions after that fuck-up. --lateral |talk| 16:04, 22 July 2008 (CDT) 

I'd Goatse the main page. Albertluque 08:17, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

   It would get reverted so quickly though. The ClueBot would probably get you. Hagger 10:38, 21 July 2008 (CDT) 

Proposal to semiprotect the entire template namespace by default Pwnt

Anti-lulz, so they'll probably try to go ahead with it.--OhLawdIsDatSum 13:21, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

   Looks like they are throwing in the towel. --lateral |talk| 16:04, 22 July 2008 (CDT)

       Epic win! Hagger 16:19, 22 July 2008 (CDT) 

FUCK Hagger 13:54, 23 July 2008 (CDT)

   What a Nazi.--OhLawdIsDatSum 08:36, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

       Yeah, but on the other hand, the FA of the day got goatsed for 17 minutes. 

ILU

Hagger, you are my hero :) <3Arguecat3 13:29, 21 July 2008 (CDT) Email account ready

For great justice and epic lulz add [email protected] to your contact list, even you, wikipedos! Dead?

Come on, we need a new discussion here.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 11:30, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

   And from now on, I'll be using this username (at least, until I get bored with it). You know who I am.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 12:39, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

       Yep, I was going to do something lulzy to your talk page when I spotted you reverting my edits to ☻, but I forgot I was blocked, so emailed you instead. Hagger 12:42, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

           this made me lol. Hagger 12:44, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

               Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw that before. Typical Wikipedos, making the article about you a disambiguation page.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 12:49, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

                   I don't even get a mention on their page about Hagger. Hagger 12:55, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

                       Add it yourself. In the meantime, I've given the main Hagger article some cleanup and have added a gallery. Put screenshots of vandalism in there, because it'll fuck up the page with too many pictures at the side. And we only want Wikipedos' wiki pages to be fucked up.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 13:05, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

                           Fuck it, I'll just use this account again for the sake of simplicity.--OhLawdIsDatSum 13:45, 25 July 2008 (CDT) 

My attempt

At least they'll appreciate the anti-Islamic sentiment, lawl.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 14:04, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

   Indeed. They probably won't even block you. Hagger 14:15, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

       They did, but 31 minutes on the main page is not bad going.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 14:39, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

           That's very good! Danish Wikipedia is probably the 25th largest I think. I'm gona hit the Afrikaans Wikipedia. All of the templates that are used on the Main Page are unprotected. Hagger 15:23, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

               I've been busy watching a DVD again tonight. V. That's right, I never saw it before. It was pretty good. And I'm going to the fucking cinema tomorrow to watch Heath Ledger's last film. And I watched a DVD on Wednesday. It beats drinking a bottle of vodka at night... kinda.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 19:00, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

                   Not as good as ræpe, though. Hagger 19:09, 25 July 2008 (CDT) 

I didn't get blocked on the Dutch Wikipedia, but then I went to commons... they blocked my IP address... then my account... then my IP address range... for a whole fucking year! Hagger 20:03, 25 July 2008 (CDT) Alright

This. How can we obtain lulz?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 14:35, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

   Send them Goatse and other shock images asking them if there's anyway it can be uploaded to be used across articles. They'll probably take it seriously and since there are so many of them we can just keep sending them same email and hope that a different person reads it each time. And why the fuck is the article written in British English? Hagger 14:42, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

       I'm not sure if you found this at the same place I did - wikipedia:Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents#Grawp vandalising Commons. I think they tried to hide, so we wouldn't find it. fucktards. 

"He found the account creation mailing list a while back, yikes. Let's just say I don't look forward to the day he figures out the ORTS system. As if those poor folks don't deal with enough nastiness... L'Aquatique[talk] 03:00, 27 July 2008 (UTC)"

Let's just say I do look forward to the day he figures out the ORTS system. Hagger 17:41, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

   It doesn't get into anyone's e-mail accounts. Spamming the lists would be more lulzy. Whole Wheat Toast 19:15, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

       Also if anyone has nothing better to do can someone rate these people 0-10? Whole Wheat Toast 21:39, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

           Done. Hagger 07:36, 28 July 2008 (CDT) 

Gallery

That one on the ANI wasn't me lol, but when he said "Grawp hit the az wikipedia" that was actualy me. Why are they so dumb? It quite clearly says "this page has been vandalised by hagger". And in future, please use fucking PNGs. Hagger 17:10, 28 July 2008 (CDT)

   LOL, I had a go at trolling it out. They're so dumb. They Main Page redirect to something else and they protected what it redirected to, so I just vandalised the redirect itself and voila. They've got shit loads of sysops there now. Hagger 17:34, 28 July 2008 (CDT) 
   They think its Grawp because your name is his trademark? They thought I was him too with the Tigwagwa shit. Hiwhispees 

Wikipedia admin and arbitrator Jpgordon was in the band that made one of Pedobear's favo[u]rite songs!

He was in Oingo Boingo. Watch the youtube of "Little Girls" in the pedobear article and try not to laugh. A true Wikipedo indeed!--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 15:25, 29 July 2008 (CDT)

   Lol trolled.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 19:21, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

       Someone reverted you. If we get backup from /b/ we can make his life living hell. Hagger 19:31, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

           That was Rodhullandemu. Are you, my friend Hagger, against Rodhullandemu? 'Cause I sure am.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 19:43, 31 July 2008 (CDT) 

I just hit the main page of Metapedia, the Stormfront wiki

Damn, that was some epic lulz.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 17:46, 29 July 2008 (CDT)

   Lol, they blocked me but they still haven't actually reverted it.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 18:16, 29 July 2008 (CDT)

       "The Main Page has been hacked" [8]. I haven't lol'd this hard at template vandalism for ages. It's so fucking easy to fix and he can't even do shit about it.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 18:19, 29 July 2008 (CDT)

           I actually created a new template. I've worked out how to get those image table things working. Goatse is getting boring anyway. What's the best dimensions for the image?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 18:45, 29 July 2008 (CDT)

               There's so much trolling just waiting to be done on Stormfront. I'm gonna make a few threads there and go against the grain and see if I can obtain lulz.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 12:58, 30 July 2008 (CDT)

                   Epic win in the making. Can you make a hai2u table please? Hagger 13:25, 30 July 2008 (CDT) 

How the fuck do you make a table like that? I tried to make one out of the “no sense” image that shows Darth Vader pouring a pitcher of milk, but I failed epically. The HTML page source that the image-to-HTML converter generated is here. I tried to make a MediaWiki-compatible table out of it, but it looks like this. — Grawp 22:30, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

Alright, if someone can edit this shit so that the dimensions of the image are 400 by 501 and shrink it so that it fits on the screen, that’d be great. I can’t get it to work. — Grawp 00:20, 6 August 2008 (CDT) So much lulz at Christopedia

Check this page, and the picture about New Orleans being looted. That would have fit STRAIGHT into the NawlinWiki article with NO modification! Ha!--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 16:05, 31 July 2008 (CDT) rollback r down

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard#Rollback_is_currently_down time 4 great justice? Apathetic 19:55, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

   Too late, they've fixed it. Hagger 20:08, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

       they were scared lol Apathetic 20:14, 31 July 2008 (CDT) 

Maxim

Can we hit this fucking faggot hard? I mean, constant vandalism on his talk page, Wikipedia Review posts, everything (sign up to Wikipedia Review, Hagger. Please! And make some threads.) I hate this fucking cunt. We should try to get him desyopped.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 20:17, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

   No, do it to NawlinWiki. He just hard-blocked my IP range for six months. — Grawp 22:01, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

       I saw you stretching his indian black anus today. Please redirect his page to negro. Hagger 08:25, 1 August 2008 (CDT) 

We've made up our own myths and legends about Wikipedia

"Nawlinwiki is a negro". "Jpgordon is a pedophile". "MBisanz and Bedford are cousins, and are both the result of genetic experiments in trying to make a chimera from human and pig DNA".

All of these are true because we say they are. They don't need to be independently verified, they are fact.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 04:56, 2 August 2008 (CDT) Let's make Keshav Malik into a meme

Image:Irwizeoldman.jpg

--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 16:28, 3 August 2008 (CDT)

Image:OPlolwut.PNG Hiwhispees 09:39, 4 August 2008 (CDT)

   * NawlinWiki’s grandfather or great-uncle. — Grawp 18:16, 4 August 2008 (CDT) 

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:PeteFountainCarnival2007.jpg - if you look at the arm reaching out to give him some piece of paper, it looks like that might be the photographer (NawlinWiki). Hagger 19:11, 4 August 2008 (CDT) My plan back-fired

So I found as template to vandalise the article on Barrack Obama in the hope of insulting the negro fuck only to find that the template had also hit his white opponent McCain. it was reported on ANI as "hacking" on McCain, but none noticed Barrack Obama. Hagger 20:48, 4 August 2008 (CDT) Bsrboy

Hagger, are you Bsrboy? — Grawp 17:05, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

   Yes. That was the account I used for good contributions. I wish they'd change the name of my category of sockpuppets to Hagger and not bsrboy, though. Hagger 17:15, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

       Oh. I thought you were Nothing444. Whole Wheat Toast 18:07, 5 August 2008 (CDT) 

That's interesting, Hagger. You actually contributed to Wikipedia. Once you get a life you'll realise that the only reason you might want to edit it is to vandalise.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 18:22, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

   Also, if these are really your dox you could and probably should get them oversighted.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 18:23, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

       And also if that's true, technically you're underageb& and shouldn't be using Encyclopedia Dramatica according to the agreement you had to click when you first visit it (or has that gone now?) confirming you're 18+.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 18:28, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

           But in reality, such laws have lax enforcement. I used to fap to porn all the time when I was 16 and it never did me any harm despite me being too young to legally watch it. Politically correct bullshit laws could not get around the fact that my testosterone levels were high as a teenager.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 18:33, 5 August 2008 (CDT) 

And also, who the hell are Whole Wheat Toast and Hiwhispees actually? I've always wondered this. They're not just more Hagger? sockpuppets? Or the Avril vandal (unlikely)?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 18:39, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

       Let's just say I'm a wikipedia "contributor", there's more if you want to know. Whole Wheat Toast 18:44, 5 August 2008 (CDT) 
       Hiwhispees is Hiwhispees, I think he is just a banned Wikipedia refugee. --lateral |talk| 19:00, 5 August 2008 (CDT) 

All the stuff on Matthew Grayling's user page including the name is not related to myself, except the use of British English. I use an Excel document to record all my sockpuppets including the time and date they were created and their current status: Block, new user, auto confirmed. With Excel 2007 you have this like bad (red), neutral (orange) and good (green) thing, so I use that to colour code my accounts. At the moment they're all red, but moar are on the way! Hagger 19:06, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

               Dude, your dox are on the history of your userpage. You should get them deleted asap. Also, you're technically too young to be legally using Encyclopedia Dramatica given that it contains porn etcetera.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 05:51, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

                   I'll ask to get deleted. Please don't be a MBisanz about this. I left TOW to get away from all that shiii. Hagger 08:53, 6 August 2008 (CDT) 

       I just started vandalizing a while ago when I realized how incompetent Wikipedia was and how the Cabal operated. Then I realized how much fun vandalizing is over contributing. I started by vandalizing Alison's talk page and making sockpuppets to get around the blocks. She range blocked me for a month and I started to learn more about vandalism and that's how I became who I am. Hiwhispees 00:59, 6 August 2008 (CDT) 

I lol'd, admins noticeboard post

[9] --Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 14:08, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

   It's a shame more users didn't spot it and get involved as he crossed the line of admin duties. Hagger 14:24, 6 August 2008 (CDT) 

   * I found this quote particularly amusing: 

"After looking through the IP’s two contributions, none of which indicate he/she is a racist and NawlinWiki has clearly violated WP:SPADE with the ludicrous accusation."

I'm not an expert on the Protocols of the Elders of Wikipedia, but it appears that the guideline that covers unfounded allegations of racism is called "SPADE"?. What's the one for unfounded allegations of militant feminism called? Is it CUNT? CrakHoar 16:16, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

   WP:DUCK. Hagger 16:25, 6 August 2008 (CDT) 

Don't suppose you know what this is? http://rr.knams.wikimedia.org/ Hagger 15:28, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

   No, but it looks like it needs to be goatsed.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 15:35, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

       I think it's some kind of server thing. I wish I could goatse it! [10][11]. Hagger 15:59, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

           Seeing those big computers and the Dutch WP logo makes me just think... yep, the Wikimedia Foundation does the exact same thing as Scientology, setting up its outposts all around ze world.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 16:59, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

               I thought all their servers were in Paris. Maybe that's just the Wikimedia foundation and all the other language Wikipedias have their own local baeses. Hagger 17:26, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

                   Lol, you're a Frenchfag yourself. And a Scotfag. And an Anglocunt. But only in blood.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 17:51, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

                       Where do you find this info? I'm not even sure of my ethnicity, except I know I'm not dirty or filthy. Hagger 18:02, 6 August 2008 (CDT) 

Most of the Wikimedia servers are in fucking Florida. — Grawp 01:01, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

   Do you live nearby? Hagger 09:16, 7 August 2008 (CDT) 

Lol

A 16-year old boy who looks like a young Rubeus Hagrid is wanted for comitting crime... is that you Hagger?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 19:47, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

   No, but what sick 16 year old fuck would look like a 60 year old man? Hagger 19:56, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

       Just noticed that the Wikipedia article on Hagger isn't on Google's first page of results, but ED's article is and that Wikipedia:Robbie Coltrane isn't move protected. Hagger 19:59, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

           Looks like Google are watching this page too... the search result to this page was removed yesterday. Hagger 10:55, 9 August 2008 (CDT) 

On holiday in Austria?

Can you please, please go to Josef Fritzl's house and find the basement and take pics?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 17:10, 14 August 2008 (CDT) Realist2 Although you deleted the revisions, I took a screenshot HI NAWLINWIKI HI NAWLINWIKI HI NAWLINWIKI HI NAWLINWIKI HI NAWLINWIKI HI NAWLINWIKI HI NAWLINWIKI

As I'm blocked on TOW, this is the only way I can communicate to you. Did you enjoy my ass raping today? At one point I thought you were gonna crash the servers. Srsly, some of those articles had 2,000 revisions. Overall I think I, and even you, can say that today was an epic win for Hagger! Hagger 13:18, 26 August 2008 (CDT)

   On the Grawp discussion thread in Wikipedia Review, LaraLove said she told NawlinWiki twice to stop deleting and restoring.--NawlinWiki 18:47, 27 August 2008 (CDT) 

Hagger dead

His friend e-mailed me and said something about Hagger not being able to log in or use his browser because his computer got infected. Probably from looking at too much CP. I suggest he get an antivirus and anti-Trojan program and firewall like McAfee and a malware, spyware, and adware remover like Spybot - Search & Destroy. — Grawp 01:25, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

   I guess that does count as dead...to us anyways haha. Anyhow Hagger is a fool, WhiteMystery told him months ago that his computer was a spyware infested piece if shit. [12] --lateral |talk| 01:56, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

       If there are Best Buys in England, he should take his computer to the Geek Squad. If not, any computer repair shop should do. — Grawp 02:16, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

           Hagger <3 CP. Whole Wheat Toast 21:53, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

               I use Norton as well as Spybot Search and Destroy. Also why would you want to look at CP? Legal porn is enough to satisfy me. As for Hagger... well, he was a fairly good Wikipedia vandal and troll, so I have to give him some respect for that.--Schopenhauer Cash 12:47, 5 September 2008 (CDT) 

I'm not dead you fucktards. I think I've got a javascript thingy that prevents me from connecting to ED and 4chan. At the moment I'm on a bypass website. Plus my account's blocked. Should run out soon though. If you know how I can prevent javascripts from running or perhaps how to manualy get rid of the infection help would be appreciated. I did several scans with AVG and it removed a lot of crap, but not this virus. I've also done two system restores, which had done bugger all. By the way, have any of your fapped over Girlvinyl? Hagger 07:41, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

   What the hell are you talking about, JavaScript doesn't stop you from connecting to websites. And system Restore is the equivalent of praying your computer will get better. Either your browser has been fucked or your Windows is. I suggest you do a reinstall from disk. Make sure to delete the partition before you do otherwise you'll just install over the original infected system and the virus or whatever will survive. Also, when you've done this go for Portable Firefox, that way if you get infected again you can delete it fast. ALT 13:34, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

       I never did, but I think Jameth did. Oh wait, he's gay. Whole Wheat Toast 22:23, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

           I've fapped over her three times in total. I first started fapping over her a few weeks ago, but last night I had the urge and came with extreme power. Hagger 10:48, 10 September 2008 (CDT)

               Tonight my boy becomes a man! - Chris Tucker on Rush Hour 3 Whole Wheat Toast 19:14, 10 September 2008 (CDT) 

   * I can reasure you faggots that Hagger has ditched his infected piece of crap computer and bought himself a laptop with McAfee. Serial Masturbator 23:29, 29 June 2009 (UTC) 

What do think of this, Hagger?

Image:Pokestar.jpg

--EFG9K 20:38, 9 September 2008 (CDT)

       Most of those were mine, not that I care much; I'm on vandalism wikibreak right now, and I'll just make more when I get back into it. ALT 06:18, 10 September 2008 (CDT)

           I think is faggotry. But why are you showing this to me? None of those socks are mine. Was this thread taken from Wikipedia Review? God damn... if J.Deloney is on it then I'm joining just so I can rape the living shit out of his ass. Hagger 10:48, 10 September 2008 (CDT) 

Cluebot's Down

To Grawp:

Cluebot's down. Time to blank every page on WP.--Racoon 76 18:58, 23 October 2008 (CDT) Wikipedo survey

I'll just leave this here... Whole Wheat Toast 22:11, 28 October 2008 (CDT)

   "Other contributer: Vandal" - lol. "What is your gender? Male, Female, Other" - the only reason they included other was to prevent Krimpet from getting butthurt and wasting their time about gender inequalities. And when you click continue, it doesn't fucking work. Hagger 07:52, 29 October 2008 (CDT) 

Over 9,000 reasons to hate Commons

  1. I'll start us off with Category:Human feces. Hagger 07:52, 29 October 2008 (CDT) 

LOLWUT

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Delhi&diff=249297505&oldid=249295143 — Grawp 19:32, 2 November 2008 (CST)

   I know... As soon as I realised I was like oh shiiiiiiiii. This is the true LOL WUT. I tried it with HAGGER? as well, but you need a bit of luck. Anyway, I'm pleased to anounce that I have found a new medium for our vandalism Grawp. Serious Business! Hagger 12:35, 3 November 2008 (CST)

       And this. Hagger 12:46, 3 November 2008 (CST) 

http://toolserver.org/~verisimilus/Bot/DOI_bot/doibot.php?edit=toolbar&slow=1&user=www.citationbot.on.nimp.org&page=Special:Random

   How do you do that? I tried it, but I just keep getting this “Switchboard Error: This is the FastCGI switchboard, and I handle FastCGI requests (like yours) on this server. I'm afraid I was unable to handle your request. When I tried, the following error occurred: *couldn't read record from child: Connection reset by peer” shit. — Grawp 20:19, 3 November 2008 (CST)

       Someone told the faggot who runs the bot about it and he probably took it offline, so he could do some repair work. I'll keep trying! Hagger 10:29, 4 November 2008 (CST) 

HAGGER??? HERMY???

Is Hagger inactive? Jtv 12:32, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

   No. He is lurking in the depths of the Wikipedia, but is trying not to make a scene. Hitting the odd template here and there etc. 

For the Grand Justice of the Empire

Revert this page back to its former glory! This is fail at the moment. Hagger 16:52, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

   * <-- 2008 is that way. DCY 18:42, 6 August 2009 (UTC)