Talk:LBC Lulz News

What's funny?

Suicide makes you happy

Gays take on Jews in politically correct apocalypse

INS threatens to throw you down the stairs for offering free Wi-Fi, unless you run a cantina of Mexican slave girls

Lawyer advises: screw the lovely Mexican chick whether she likes it or not, she can't cry rape on her wedding night!

State gives kids the power to send their parents to jail for a year if they don't behave (really!)

Shark lulz give shark lulz

Cruise ship solves medical problem

Constant agonizing tension on your prick may make it longer

3D porn bigger than Avatar

Spanish psycho killer gets off on technicality, government demands Google to forget about him

Fuckup pays $221 million for apartment, could have bought 300 villages instead

Probably these all suck, but if you think one has potential... (Oh, and these are all Yahoo links, so all these links will die) Wnt 18:23, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

These actually kick ass. I think that they would be great for LBC Lulz News. In fact, I think you did a good job getting these articles. You may want to consider becoming a reporter for us. My User Page 23:23, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Note: Most of them were too old to use, but would have made great news pieces nonetheless. My User Page 00:13, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

I really don't know how the LBC usually works. New one: homeless woman facing 20 years for giving the wrong address Wnt 05:27, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

Thanks again. My User Page 06:02, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

French destroy Libyan tank with fake bomb

Superman fails to find long form birth certificate; renounces U.S. citizenship

Democrats scurry to close the infinite-secret-corporate-funding gap; Feingold not invited

Gaddafi troops get Viagra to help keep up the good work

Yahoo Green lifestyle tip: keep a few cans of beer in your car in case of engine fire (srsly)

Wnt 19:12, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

I like it

The LNN was great back when it was still being done. I feel taking it away was a mistake that the old ED made. DO IT. --Zaphod 21:28, 30 April 2011 (UTC)

Format

The print version will be updated throughout the week with news articles or links to existing articles, plus an ED site news section. The updates to the print version won't necessarily be on a daily basis, but it's updated as the week goes by, so that by the end of the week there is a good amount of content. ED site news will contain a list of the featured articles of that week (like it is now), and occasionally there would be something extra, like an IRC log, or some other miscellaneous stuff that was made by an ED user. The video newscasts would be released on a weekly basis (although we may want to start out with a biweekly newscast). They would contain all of the news articles of that week, plus the ED Site News. They would also have extra content, like an LBC Video of the Week, or a special report, if there was one made for that week. There would also be a biweekly ED Video Article. My User Page 22:18, 30 April 2011 (UTC)

I would like to help

I would like to help in any way possible.

P.S. I have a greenscreen and a hot wannabe actress intern at my company who will do anything for exposure. exploitable.--Meovv 22:13, 10 May 2011 (UTC)

• Not required, but would she be willing to do any nudity or further ? --Kashiwaba Tomoe 23:49, 10 May 2011 (UTC)
  • Well, hotness does help, and we do need an actor/actress. Although nudes aren't a requirement, we're certainly not going to turn down nudes either. FYI, we do need an audition tape; the content of said tape is up to her. My User Page 00:43, 11 May 2011 (UTC)
    • I will see what I can do. The new LBC video is good, especailly the intro and content, but we definitely need a live newscaster.--Meovv 12:56, 11 May 2011 (UTC)