Talk:Qwyrxian

clarification

	“	Yes, I do Wikipedia because I enjoy it, but I also do it because I think it really matters—what Wikipedia says, the very fact that it exists, makes a positive difference in the world. There are a million places on the internet where you can just “have fun”. If you want to improve the ‘pedia, please, do so. Please don’t use this as just one more place for trolling (which you admit you believe is an important activity). You may, as others have mentioned, benefit from mentorship. Please, this is not just me covering my tracks, I sincerely intended to unblock, and sincerely hope that you will do what you can to ensure that the implied threats do not morph into something worse. Qwyrxian (talk) 02:30, 24 May 2012 (UTC)	„
	—Qwyrxian

the notion that i intended to harm wikipedia is disproven by my contribs. the fact that i edited there with a sense of humor, and wanted the same privilege of userpage penises has caused my ban, imo. if you intend to edit wikipedia, and Encyclopedia Dramatica, i recommend you do it under the cover of seven proxies and in your closet. i am now banned, and BASC seems to be ignoring my unban request. please take my advice and do not edit ED in a manner that can be linked to your wikipedia account. they will ban you, just like they are planning to ban Junius (as i gather). the notion that ED is homophobic is disproven by the large homo-following we have. anyone knows fags love drama, and are therefore attracted to ED, as i am, myself. they have banned me during the crucial titling debate at the magnotta talk page, and for that, i will never forgive them. their "encyclopedia" is doomed to failure unless they change. i don't know what the solution is, some have suggested yearly sysop elections, others have made less feasible suggestions. in any event, my time at wikipedia was a fun and constructive way to pass the time as i fade into my golden years. but my time here is way more fun, and i guess i can live with being banned at wikipedia. -hipcrime 08:58, 22 June 2012 (EDT)

the fake twitter account

	“	Please note: I do not operate a Twitter account under the same name as my Wikipedia account. While I do not know who those pictures are, I am fairly certain that the person operating the account is an ex-Wikipedian whom I dealt with administratively who is apparently still harboring a grudge.	„
	—Qwyrxian, apparently being imitated

so, Qwyrxian put this up on his userpage the other day. i don't know what to make of it, so i let Hahn know that whoever he thinks it is, it sure as fuck ain't me. i am done with Wikipedia and Wikipedos, and the notion that i would imitate him on Twitter is just plain dumb, and i think Giant Snowman tried to pull that same shit around the time when i was banned. anyways whatever let these people think what they're going to think. i can\t change their minds, they're always going to think of me as this evil evil person who socks all over their encyclopedia-like thing, while outing and dripping aids all over their dog. fuck them anyway. for this, Aaron Hahn, you don't get to go up on my wall of sexy Wikipedians. -hipcrime 12:25, 18 December 2013 (EST)

the image that Mr Hahn feels so strongly about

Just looking through my old talkpage history (what's left of it), and I am forced to recall this:

	“	Unlike some other editors at the last ANI about you, I don't believe you have good intentions on Wikipedia. I think your comments on [[Talk:Lil B]] are more confirmation of that. I strongly recommend that you take your game playing to another website, as I will block you indefinitely for continuing such disruptive editing. [[User:Qwyrxian|Qwyrxian]] ([[User talk:Qwyrxian|talk]]) 03:17, 7 May 2012 (UTC)	„
	—Qwyrxian, feels strongly about Lil B

i don't have sympathy for Mr Hahn anymore. i believe that he doesn't feel strongly about Lil B at all, and it wouldn't surprise me if he is the person behind that account, playing "the victim". anyways enjoy your life of being scared of me, Mr Hahn. that anyone would be afraid of an AIDS ridden old crack-whore with a bone disease and artificial hips is so bizarre to me that it just can not possibly be true. maybe this is his/their attempt at trolling me or something? -hipcrime 19:57, 19 December 2013 (EST)