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'''Bbb23''' (pronounced ''bee-bee-bee-two-three'' or ''triple-B twenty-three''), is an [[incel]] and an [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|administrator of the English-language Wikipedia]] who craves the feeling of being above all else. He is known for his inability to accept criticism and for his insincere, self-righteous, hostile, and threatening behaviour towards anyone weaker than him while playing the friendly arse-kisser to anyone stronger than himself.<ref>[http://archive.today/2020.07.18-195144/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Arbitration_Committee/Noticeboard&diff=968249256&oldid=968242295 Wikipedia talk:Arbitration Committee/Noticeboard: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia] ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Arbitration_Committee/Noticeboard&diff=968249256&oldid=968242295 original URL])</ref> | |||
He started editing Wikipedia in 2009 and became an administrator in July 2012 and a CheckUser in March 2015.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20211217105522/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Bbb23?dir=prev User contributions for Bbb23 - Wikipedia (earliest 50 edits)]</ref><ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220610174810/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Bbb23 http://web.archive.org/web/20220610174810/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Bbb23]</ref><ref name=CUOS2015>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee/CheckUser_and_Oversight/2015_CUOS_appointments Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee - CheckUser and Oversight - 2015 CUOS appointments]</ref> | |||
== Personality == | |||
Bbb23 is the textbook [[Internet tough guy]]. He enjoys playing god on a website to seek escape from his miserable [[virgin|sexless]] real life. Occasionally, a comment happens to trigger him hard, for example this one calling him a sad little virgin.<ref>'''{{wptl|Ponyo/Archive_52#Curious|''What do you think the user meant by "sad little virgins"? It sounds nasty, but I can't make any sense out of it.'' - Bbb23}}''' '''{{archive|7odl2#Curious}}'''<!-- original URL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Ponyo/Archive_52#Curious --></ref> | |||
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In 2015, Bbb23 tried to become both a CheckUser and an oversighter, but [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:NE_Ent the Wikipedia editor "NE Ent"] exposed that Bbb23 has no real need for the oversight tool. Bbb23 tried utterly hard to contain his anger.<ref name=CUOS2015 /> | |||
== Loss of CheckUser tool == | |||
Bbb23 thought of himself as an untouchable lord from the heavens. That lasted until his arrogance caught up on June 18th, 2020. On that day, he woke up to a permission error when trying to access his favourite page, ''Special:CheckUser''. | |||
He ran afoul of the Arbitration Committee for habitually abusing his CheckUser tool for cyberstalking. He [[butthurt|tried to drama quit]] Wikipedia to make them change their minds, but they didn’t, and his “retirement” only lasted few months before he came back to continue being a dickweed. Out of rage, he slapped the "retired" template on his user page, even though its usage notes state "Do not use this template unless you plan to completely and permanently stop editing".<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Retired Template:Retired - Wikipedia]</ref> Whoops! Looks like he is too hopelessly addicted to Wikipedia to stay away from it, the only place where he can feel above others. A few months of his insufferable real life and he thought "maybe retiring from Wikipedia wasn't such a good idea", and he couldn't help but be right back at Wikipedia. | |||
In August 2020, the Wikimedia Office showed Bbb23 its fat middle finger (even fatter than [https://imgur.com/a/42VKmEZ angry Santa Claus' thick middle fingers]!) and told him he can never be CheckUser again.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20210816164802/https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk%3AAccess_to_nonpublic_personal_data_policy%2FNoticeboard&oldid=20358059 Revocation of access to non-public information: Bbb23]</ref> | |||
{{rainbowtiny|HOW EMBARRASSING}}<!--copied that blinky rainbow thing from [[Jayjg]] article --> | |||
When Bbb23 hears his favorite song, [https://soundcloud.com/jikay/dum-dee-dum-jikay-rework Dum Dee Dum], he gets excited and makes drunken dance movements to try to forget about his miserable and [[incel|girlfriendless]] life outside Wikipedia. All he does is delete things and threaten people, because that is the highlight of his miserable days, where he can feel above others for once and get a hit of dopamine. He considers any criticism of him "trolling". He blocked '''{{wikilink|Special:Contributions/142.136.131.97|this IP address}}''', and ''carefully reverted every minor and harmless change the IP user made''. | |||
Every evening, Bbb23 goes to bed sorely wishing he could hold a pretty woman in his arms. But every evening, he realizes it is nothing but a far-reaching pipe dream because he is far too ugly for any woman to even consider him (except for unfeminine hags who look like Annegret Krampf-Karrenbauer). | |||
Revision as of 02:52, 12 December 2023
Bbb23 (pronounced bee-bee-bee-two-three or triple-B twenty-three), is an incel and an administrator of the English-language Wikipedia who craves the feeling of being above all else. He is known for his inability to accept criticism and for his insincere, self-righteous, hostile, and threatening behaviour towards anyone weaker than him while playing the friendly arse-kisser to anyone stronger than himself.[1]
He started editing Wikipedia in 2009 and became an administrator in July 2012 and a CheckUser in March 2015.[2][3][4]
Personality
Bbb23 is the textbook Internet tough guy. He enjoys playing god on a website to seek escape from his miserable sexless real life. Occasionally, a comment happens to trigger him hard, for example this one calling him a sad little virgin.[5]
In 2015, Bbb23 tried to become both a CheckUser and an oversighter, but the Wikipedia editor "NE Ent" exposed that Bbb23 has no real need for the oversight tool. Bbb23 tried utterly hard to contain his anger.[4]
Loss of CheckUser tool
Bbb23 thought of himself as an untouchable lord from the heavens. That lasted until his arrogance caught up on June 18th, 2020. On that day, he woke up to a permission error when trying to access his favourite page, Special:CheckUser.
He ran afoul of the Arbitration Committee for habitually abusing his CheckUser tool for cyberstalking. He tried to drama quit Wikipedia to make them change their minds, but they didn’t, and his “retirement” only lasted few months before he came back to continue being a dickweed. Out of rage, he slapped the "retired" template on his user page, even though its usage notes state "Do not use this template unless you plan to completely and permanently stop editing".[6] Whoops! Looks like he is too hopelessly addicted to Wikipedia to stay away from it, the only place where he can feel above others. A few months of his insufferable real life and he thought "maybe retiring from Wikipedia wasn't such a good idea", and he couldn't help but be right back at Wikipedia.
In August 2020, the Wikimedia Office showed Bbb23 its fat middle finger (even fatter than angry Santa Claus' thick middle fingers!) and told him he can never be CheckUser again.[7]
When Bbb23 hears his favorite song, Dum Dee Dum, he gets excited and makes drunken dance movements to try to forget about his miserable and girlfriendless life outside Wikipedia. All he does is delete things and threaten people, because that is the highlight of his miserable days, where he can feel above others for once and get a hit of dopamine. He considers any criticism of him "trolling". He blocked 
this IP address, and carefully reverted every minor and harmless change the IP user made.
Every evening, Bbb23 goes to bed sorely wishing he could hold a pretty woman in his arms. But every evening, he realizes it is nothing but a far-reaching pipe dream because he is far too ugly for any woman to even consider him (except for unfeminine hags who look like Annegret Krampf-Karrenbauer).
- ↑ Wikipedia talk:Arbitration Committee/Noticeboard: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia (original URL)
- ↑ User contributions for Bbb23 - Wikipedia (earliest 50 edits)
- ↑ http://web.archive.org/web/20220610174810/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Bbb23
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee - CheckUser and Oversight - 2015 CUOS appointments
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What do you think the user meant by "sad little virgins"? It sounds nasty, but I can't make any sense out of it. - Bbb23 
(archive)
- ↑ Template:Retired - Wikipedia
- ↑ Revocation of access to non-public information: Bbb23