Talk:TheDOSFag

IMPORTANT LINKS
Archived pages:

• Archive of the hilarious original talkpage with the FAQ and shit, his original talk page, which contains lots of drama and faggotry.
• Archive of his shitty userpage, his shitty userpage that he cares so much about.
• TheDOSFag's Contributions, feel free to revert/rollback all of his shitty edits.
• User:TheDOSFag/About, his personal vault of USI. Contains a bunch of random pictures and videos.

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lol--Boudica 19:34, 4 June 2015 (EDT)

If it's being written by Oddjew, I'm gonna enjoy read ing this. ••General Niggerson 20:36, 4 June 2015 (EDT)

- ••General Niggerson 21:16, 4 June 2015 (EDT)

Who the fuck is writing this article? It's absolutely beautiful so far. <3 --(Hero's Inventory / Call for The Hero!) 22:21, 4 June 2015 (EDT)

oh sweet jesus yes, does anyone feel like redirecting his userpage here? --Homicide 22:30, 4 June 2015 (EDT)

Done. ^»»W^hat 22:39, 4 June 2015 (EDT)

remember how he tumblr'd about him being butthurt on his talk page a couple weeks back? plenty of drama there. ••General Niggerson 22:42, 4 June 2015 (EDT)

Wow, it looks so beautiful already. ••General Niggerson 23:47, 4 June 2015 (EDT)

TheDOSFag Arbchat

I'll just leave this here Tigercommander 23:33, 4 June 2015 (EDT)

ArbChat in Progress

<weev> TheDOSFag: are you willing to do something
<weev> to be unbanned?
<TheDOSFag> yes!
<weev> are you willing to accept this court's judgement?
<weev> okay
<Violenta> Because I seriously have to pee and cannot represent my Jew due to  dabgerous lols.
<weev> i think you need to perform penance
<weev> for being a jew
<TheDOSFag> ok
<phobos> with jews you lose
<weev> so, grab some sort of cellular device with a camera
<weev> install the livestream app
<weev> and go outside of a synagogue
<weev> during shabbas services
<weev> with a sign that says #HitlerDidNothingWrong
<TheDOSFag> I don't have a smartphone
<weev> and tell the Jews coming in and out
<weev> that the holocaust didn't happen but it should happen again
<weev> well
<weev> borrow one from somebody
<Violenta> My client claims no smartphone technology, Your Honor.
<nigamajiga> how about a dumb camera?
<Violenta> Another photo option please
<nigamajiga> comon
<ImperialGuard> it would be funny if a unch of jews kicked his ass
<nigamajiga> work with me here
<TheDOSFag> i don't have a camera!
<ImperialGuard> *bunch
<nigamajiga> wat
<nigamajiga> rubbish
<TheDOSFag> im serious!
<Tigercommander> if he doesn't have a camer and a smartphone your honor
<Tigercommander> doesn't that mean he is a Jew?
<phobos> you think with all the money his parents have hoarded using that falsified holocaust sob story of theirs they could afford a camera
<TheDOSFag> ...
* zaiqer has quit (client exited: Closing)
<Violenta> I can't help you if you have no camera, for needed evidence a penance
<Violenta> And*
<Broken_pipe> if u have a phone
<Broken_pipe> u have a camera
<Broken_pipe> bro
<nigamajiga> yea really 
<TheDOSFag> i don't have a phone
<Broken_pipe> yea u do
<nigamajiga> wtf is your phone from 1997
<TheDOSFag> i hate cell phones
<Tigercommander> he doesn't have a phone?
<phobos> lol
<gert7> :o
<Nemnem> what is wrong with you
<Nemnem> jesus fuck
<ImperialGuard> No phone, No camera. I knew he was still a jew hoarding his gold
<Violenta> Weren't you on androirc last night?
<weev> dude
<weev> that's the rule
<phobos> "I hate modern devices that allow me to communicate with others and access vital information"
<weev> this court's judgement has been made
<weev> ban and page lock will be upheld
<weev> until the defendant meets the criteria of the court order
<weev> when he does
<weev> he will be unbanned
<weev> and he can edit his userpage as he see fits

	“	< TheDOSFag> All I wanted was to be unbanned! not to be banned again and then tried as a jew!	„

	“	TheDOSFag> maybe I'm just not cut out for ED material. All I wanted was to prove my innocence.	„

	“	< TheDOSFag> all I wanted was to find some place where I could be accepted, but 12:53 < TheDOSFag> I guess that'll never happen.	„

JFC will u niggers pls email or DM me or something when u have an arbchat? I would have liked to have been there. --Mantequilla (talk) 22:47, 5 June 2015 (EDT)

Ok i'll message you on facebook if one happens Tigercommander 14:36, 15 June 2015 (EDT)

omg

you guys are fucking amazing my sides are powersliding down rainbow road --Homicide 23:46, 4 June 2015 (EDT)

Eh, I'm still sad we never got to see the script for his little fanfiction, they always tend to be funny when the author desperately defends them like that --CorpseFriedChicken 10:12, 5 June 2015 (EDT)

I actually just took the time to read through his faq and realized that "I am officially apologizing to Phobos, Homicide and Boudica for the trouble I've caused them" = apologizing to us for being trolled what does that even --Homicide 02:40, 16 June 2015 (EDT)

hahaha

• I just made this as a joke to mess with him. Don't put too much work into it. oddguy 02:21, 5 June 2015 (EDT)

Too bad man. It looks so good. ••General Niggerson 02:44, 5 June 2015 (EDT)

It does indeed mess with him, which is why nobody can leap on to it quickly enough. —  VX  21:28, 5 June 2015 (EDT)

FAQ

Please someone add that huge tl;dr faq he wrote on his talk page. --Mantequilla (talk) 19:32, 6 June 2015 (EDT)

It is here and here:

--Mantequilla (talk) 19:57, 6 June 2015 (EDT)

I Just-

I know this article is here to mess with DOS, but dear god, I want to draw him being a little bitch. Just looking back on that archived talk page, I already have an idea of what I wanna do. *SNORTS AND CRAWLS AWAY*--(Hero's Inventory / Call for The Hero!) 21:02, 6 June 2015 (EDT)

This thing already has over 1k views.Shit.--Boudica 21:07, 6 June 2015 (EDT)

That would be DOSFag checking it every half hour. 22:14, 6 June 2015 (EDT)

You know, he sorta behaves like Onideus, but exchange the diaper fetish and sysop abuse for massive sperging. ••General Niggerson 23:12, 6 June 2015 (EDT)

He's just like Onideus in every way. If you say something that makes him butthurt, he'll write an endless wall of text arguing against you and defending himself like a fucking crybaby, similar to when Onideus wrote those enormous walls of text on the Usenet boards after being mercilessly trolled to death on ED for shitting diapers. ― Deceptive 01:12, 7 June 2015 (EDT)

• Majora. Post your shitty drawing on the thread. Let people enjoy it. oddguy 08:28, 7 June 2015 (EDT)

I did. It got a few shitpost votes. :'D --(Hero's Inventory / Call for The Hero!) 17:03, 7 June 2015 (EDT)

haw haw haw

Why troll the rest of the internet for lunatics, when they will come to you? :P Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 17:00, 7 June 2015 (EDT)