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| {{quote|Everyone's got a plan 'til they get punched in the mouth.|[[Mike Tyson]]}}
| | #redirect [[Richard Spencer]] |
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| [[Image:RichardSpencer.jpg|right|180px]]
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| '''Richard Spencer''' is the lyricist and lead singer for Simple Plan. His artistic inspiration and his serious case of the [[Not Gay|not gays]] springs from personal tragedy: his parents divorced when he was in 3rd grade and ever since—for the last 30 years—Spencer has been forced to move back and forth between their houses.
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| Lately, Spencer is best known as the founder of the [[Alt-right|altistic right]], a movement aimed at the professionalization of LARPing. Each of his three dozen non-ironic followers suffers from some variety of multiple-personalities disorder. Spencer is constantly profiled by the [[Old media|mainstream media]]. They see him as a useful idiot that brings discredit on racism, a rationally justified worldview that will remain unappealing so long as it is associated with Spencer and his band of unfuckable fatties and other wimpy faggots.
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| [[File:gayhomowhitey.png|center]]
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| Spencer also serves as national spokesman for the (white) “[[We Wuz Kangz]]” movement.
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| Most recently, Dick Spencer made headlines when he was sucker-punched live on the streets during a televised interview about the [[Pepe]] pin he was wearing. The guy who punched Spencer turned out to be a literal shit-eating cuck, who spends his days walking around chained to a young dominatrix and serving as her toilet. After being punched, Spencer can be seen crying because his "fashy" hair was messed up, and frantically trying to fix it.
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| ==Hail Trump Incident==
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| At his most recent NPI conference, Spencer led his followers in a [[nazi]] salute to [[the Donald]]. This gesture brought tremendous discredit on the Movement, but this was offset by the sexual satisfaction LARPing as brownshirts brought Spencer's followers and their Fuehrer.
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| ==Caucasian Kangs==
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| [[Image:Copts14words.jpg|thumb|right|Copts— indigenous, European-Egyptians—call for an end to white genocide in Tahir Square.]]
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| In a televised debate with a [[Kangz|KANG]], Spencer claimed that 'my ancestors built the Pyramids' and Egyptians are ‘white Europeans,’ despite their brown complexion and West Asian genetic profile. Spencer's rhetoric sets up a false dichotomy—are they black or are they white?—that makes Afrocentrism appear less absurd.
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| ==Whitefish Incident==
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| [[File:Dailystormer Whitefish.png|thumb|right|Whitefish white woman running from a black hand.]]
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| Richard Spencer's mommy lives in a small little town in [[Montana]] called Whitefish, notable only for the ski resort and a few dozen semi-famous residents. SJWs have learned of this, as did the kikes. The result was a campaign of harassment and oppression against his mom.
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| The kike rats (especially [[Jew|Tanya Gersh]]) blackmailed and trolled his mom into selling her property in the area. When neo-nazi basement dwellers from [[Daily Stormer]] learned of this, they immediately took action and trolled, hacked and tormented all of the participants in the harassment.
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| Many residents of this small town of 7,000 are leftist cucks who got triggered hard over the neo-nazi / salt-right interest in their obscure town. Daily Stormer faggots like [[Andrew Anglin]] are organizing an IRL troll army who will march through the town in January 2017 armed with high powered "assault" rifles. When the salt right troll army marches through the town, maybe those guns will come in handy to fend off the cuck hordes.
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| ==Washington DC Sucker-punch Incident==
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| [[File:The hero who punched spencer.png|thumb|Getting punched in the face by a human toilet seems to be a kind of last stand of implicit white identity.]]
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| During the January [[2017]] inauguration of President [[Donald Trump|Coochie Grabber]] in [[Washington, D.C.]] (a 50% black populace), [[Attention whore|Richard]] was in the area basking in the attention like a pig in shit. Giving photo-ops as well as interviews about his cutting edge [[Faggot|pro-white pro-sodomitic views]]. Somehow, several [[Antifa]] faggots were able to recognize Ol' Dickie and began to heckle him all while he was happily giving his important thoughts on camera.
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| Just as he was beginning to talk about his [[Pepe|rare Pepe]] like the [[13-year-old boy|coolest kid on this side of the political spectrum]], an [[Antifa]] (who looked eerily similar to [[Sam Hyde]]) punched Richard's pretty face and quickly scattered away from the scene thinking [[Unrealistic Expectations|Spencer was capable of doing something.]] Being the supreme ubermensch Aryan he is, Richard took charge and ran several yards away where he then proceeded to fix his hair and [[BAWWWWW|cry]].
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| Videos of the incident were uploaded all over the internet, collecting lots of views and spawning comments from tolerant, peaceful liberals whom found the entire ordeal to be lulzworthy.
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| [[File:Mandy's slave Ray.jpg|thumb|The attacker usually runs around with his face covered by his master Mandy's panties.]]
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| As a result, the [[Alt-Right|Alt-Sodomite]] foamed at the mouth; with the help of their vast knowledge of [[femdom]]-[[cuckold]]-[[scat]] porn, Bitchard's attacker was [https://ageofshitlords.com/4chan-doxxed-richard-spencers-puncher-not-safe-for-work/ quickly identified] as a {{twitter|mandysslaveray|literal shit eating cuck}}, which goes to show that no matter how beta Alt-right leaders really are, the [[Antifa]] will always find a way to out-cuck them.
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| Richard later went on Red Ice TV, talking about the incident while [[AH HAHAHA FAGGOT|choking back tears at the thought of being humiliated by a scat eating cuckold]]:
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| <center><youtube>74t0z1FKeXM</youtube></center>
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| ===Punch Nazis Meme===
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| [[File:Jorm punch nazis.png|thumb|left|A SJW hides his "kindness" tattoo so it wouldn't distract from his courageous message of violence]]
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| In this brave new era where Donald Trump is "[[literally]] Hitler", those who are butthurt over the millions of Americans expressing their racism, sexism and Islamophobia by voting for Trump have found themselves on the horns of a dilemma: Is it okay, or even heroic, to {{hashtag|PunchNazis}}, including our very own Fuhrer in Chief? Naturally the racists etcetera who voted for Trump have decided that it is ''not okay'', and that it might even be criminal. The liberals have decided that [https://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2017/jan/31/the-punch-a-nazi-meme-what-are-the-ethics-of-punching-nazis it's complicated] because all that "love" and "tolerance" shit they espouse does not apply to people who do not share their views of a society free of race, borders, and hate, and the only way to change the minds of those who dissent is to punch them.
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| Despite the still raging debate whether it is alright to assault those who are perceived as Nazis, Spencer remains the only "Nazi" to have been punched, partly due to the weak musculature and couragelessness of those who have decided that this is acceptable. We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica eagerly await the day when one of these pasty white [[rich|trustafarians]] decides to go after [[Donald Trump|the main Nazi]], so that we may write a shitty article on their death or imprisonment.
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| ==Expelled from a gym by C. Christine Fair ==
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| As if it wasn't enough, an ugly [[SJW]] girl [[http://archive.is/7hJpv who's still a dump liberal teacher]] at Georgetown University named [[C. Christine Fair]] menaged to get Richard Spencer out of a gym. [http://theralphretort.com/unhinged-professor-shows-that-under-current-us-law-its-legal-to-deny-someone-service-over-political-beliefs-5022017/]
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{collapsegallery|The Aryan in all his glory|dickiegallery|center|<gallery>
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| File:Spencer Into The Trash.png
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| File:RichardSpencerComic.jpg
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| File:homosandshit.jpg|Secure the white future; cum in man ass.
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Richard Spencer NOT GAY.jpg
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| File:Spencer VS ZOG Media.jpg
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| File:Spencer Punched Again.jpg|Getting socked again. He's fine though, ANTIFAgs are weaklings.
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| File:Richard Spencer pol.jpg
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| File:Richard Spencer Jewish Connections.jpg
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| File:BeheadThoseWhoInsultRichardSpencer.jpg
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| File:Richard Spencer Gook Lover.jpg|Race mixer
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| File:Spencer What Are You Doing For The Race.jpg
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| File:Richard Spencer Gym.jpg
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| File:Richard Spencer PEPE.JPG
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| File:Spencer Wolf.jpeg
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| File:Richard Spencer Implicit.jpg
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| File:Richard Spencer Welcome To Whitefish.jpg
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| File:Richard Spencer Pol2.png
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| File:Spencer pepe.jpg
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| File:Neonazi Feels.jpg
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| File:Richard Spencer Kikequote.jpg
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| File:Spencer Nazi.jpg
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| File:Richard Spencer Race Mixer.jpg
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| File:Richard Spencer FBI.jpg
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| File:Richard Spencer Kike Quote 2.jpg
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| File:Richard Spencer Israeli Flag.jpg
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==Video Gallery==
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Facepunch]]
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| *[[Alt-right]]
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| *[[Nazi]]
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| *[[Not gay]]
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| *[[White devils]]
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| *[[2016 Presidential Election]]
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| {{timeline|Featured article January 23 & 24, [[2017]]|[[Mike Pence]]|Richard Spencer|[[Antifa]]}}
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| [[Category:People|Spencer, Richard]]
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