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If all '''furries''' were firm-bodied seventeen-year-old girls with nice tits in bunny suits and a preference for [[Cock|the better race]], there'd be no need for an ED article and we'd be too [[fap|busy]] to write one. 
 
Unfortunately, furries are [[you|just the opposite]]. On the internet food chain, they come in dead last (right behind [[you]] of course).
 
[[Image:Furryfucks.jpg|thumb|All furries, no exceptions. The last guy is the reason for all of this faggotry, but he also makes an easy dollar.]]
 
[[Image:Whatisfurryreally.jpg|right|thumb|[[Shame|What "furry" is.]]]]
 
Furries are the scum of the earth, and the surest candidates for [[dying alone]]. The furry fandom will accept [[sick fuck|ANYONE]], and hence attracts the worst and most pathetic people in the world. Furries are so ugly that they make [[Brian Peppers]] look attractive, so stupid that they make [[Asperger's syndrome|autistics]] look smart, and pathetic beyond compare. [[FAIL]] doesn't even begin to encompass how bad furries have done in life. [[Dying alone]] is the best they can do, preferably in the style of [[Mr Hands|Mr. Hands]].
 
To put furfaggotry in perspective, furries are to animals what [[LARP|Larpers]] are to medieval faggotry, and the differences are sometimes very subtle. Larpers are at least willing to admit what they do is all in pretense, whereas some furs actually [[Batshit insane|believe that they are their fursonas]]. Furfags have gone as far as [[child abuse|raising their kids as furs]], although instinctively the children realize their parents are [[Sick fuck|different]] and ultimately [[DO NOT WANT|reject]] it, thus proving that there is some hope for the human race which the furries have sought to destroy with their faggotry.
 
These [[faggots]] also got the 100m AND 200m [[GET]], which proves that furries truly are [[the cancer that is killing /b/]].
 
==What is this Faggotry?==
 
[[Image:Furryart.jpg|thumb|Tame by furry standards, perverted by normal standards.]]
 
[[Image:Sigh1.gif|thumb|A furry coming out to his mom.]]
A fetish, stupid.
 
Furries are [[Bestiality|zoophiles]] who like to [[Masturbation|masturbate]] to half-animal pornography. The majority of the Internet hates them because they won't stay in [[fchan|FChan]] and [[FurAffinity|Fur Affinity]], and continue to annoy everyone with their [[Fursecution|persecution complex]] and disgusting [[fetish]]es. They are pushy, obnoxious, gullible, insecure, and completely incapable of understanding how stupid the concept of their fandom is. As such, they'll take offense to the claims of it being a sexual fetish, as if without the sexual aspect, being obsessed with cartoon animals would be [[Baby Fuck|perfectly fine]].
 
Normal people tend to keep their fetishes and developmental oddities to themselves. Furries, on the other hand, believe their fetish is a lifestyle and must announce it to everybody on the Internet through their icon or sig. Society might actually hate furfags <i>less</i> if they didn't wish to [[Serious business|justify]] their [[sick fuck|perversions]] so strongly that they bring their [[Fursuit|fursuits]] and [[Bestiality|molested dogs]] into every normal place they can find, and proceed to spew their crap. Every pervert must first accept that they are fucked up and either [[They see me rollin'|roll with it]] or [[An hero|an hero]]. Furries refuse to do so, thus making them easy targets for [[troll]]s and [[lulz]].
 
Some furfags claim that they have [[bullshit|no sexual interest in animals]] whatsoever, and simply enjoy walking around their house in a fucking [[fursuit|dog suit]]. This is total [[lies|horseshit]]. All furfags are drawn to [[Bestiality|sexual perversity]], regardless of their species. Furfags only say this kind of thing when threatened with death or when they are trying to "[[Surprise sex|surprise]] [[yiff]]" someone new. Just to be on the safe side, if a furfag ever tells [[you]] they're celibate, you should castrate them to ensure their celibacy.
 
Note: On occasion, some retard might accidentally mistake a fursuit for a Halloween costume. If you observe this phenomenon, explain the truth to the hapless faggot and point them to this article!
 
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==Where Do Furries Come From?==
 
[[Image:Furspotting.jpg|thumb|Choose Twinkies, fatty.]]
 
This is what happens [[Rape|when kids are raised]] on a diet of [[Disney]] cartoons that depict [[bestiality|animals with love interests]].
 
Despite the opinion that it's the [[Internet]] that creates furries, [[Injuns|furries existed]], and still exist, even without the Internet. Through movies, cartoons, Halloween costumes, toys, games, and other things that parents innocently expose their children to, children develop an interest in fur.
 
Although furries tend to develop before being exposed to the internet, once they are exposed to the internet they realize "[[ZOMG]]! THERE'RE [[sick fuck|OTHERS LIKE ME!"]] Thinking that having other people into the same crap you are makes things [[baby fuck|awwwright]], they start [[fail|encouraging each other]] instead of realizing they are [[sick fuck]]s and getting help. This leads to your common furry: the thirty-year-old [[jail]]house [[gay]] [[man the harpoons|waste of flesh]] fapping in [[babyfur|shit-stained diapers]] to [[bestiality|half-animal]] porn in their [[fail|mother's basement]].
 
Protip: Parents, only show your kids [[hunting|DEAD animals]]. The singing, talking kind only leads to tragedy.
 
{{cg|Recruiting techniques |furry1gallery|center|<gallery>
Image:117821436061.jpg|Making a furry.
Image:Animalshumping3.jpg|[[Rita|Kids nowadays...what will they do next?]]
Image:TanookiSuit.jpg|Mario, star of the popular Nintendo [[The Game|game]].
Image:Berenstain_bears_dick_kick.gif|A furry book tempting kids with painful pleasure.
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Image:AlteredBeast-Furries.JPG|''Altered Beast'' - A furry's favorite game.
Image:Illumaniti-furries.png|Bring the greasy thrill of furry to your very own home game!
Image:PEDO_furry_cub.jpg|Furry fandom has this to answer to [[CP]]. [[You]] [[sick fuck]].
Image:Monkeyhat.jpg|A furry in the making.
Image:Cubpr0nisgood4u.png|I'd say [[Captain Obvious|it's nod good for you either]].
Image:Furdolls.jpg|Marketing to the furfag of tomorrow.
File:Furry wut.jpg|wut
Image:Furrybarf.jpg|[[DrMusic2|Movie-making kids]] think dressing up as a dog is [[a cat is fine too|just fine]].
Image:Furrychildren.jpg|Pity a furry's spawn.
Image:Furryrebuttalwm9.jpg|Typical furfag children at play. Bitch cried. So do most furfags when they see this on a hate site.
Image:Totorostalk.gif|Anime furry tempting the [[Wapanese]].
Image:WTFF_FURRY.jpg|Hello Kitty recruiting the [[Japanese]] to furry.
Image:Yiffinhellfurfag.jpg|Girl sees through his clever disguise.
Image:ShadowRougefursuit.jpg|Furry and [[emo]]? [[Christ]]...
Image:Unrealisticballodumptruck.jpg|[[Unrealistic expectations|Unrealistic Expectations]]
Image:Cumpetition.jpg|Cumpetition
Image:brutal.jpg|You don't want to know what is going to happen if you buy one of those for your child.
Image:Veemonsito porn.png|Little Furfags
Image:Ohfurry.jpg|Tempting with guilt on YouTube.
Image:From_a_7chan_thread_titled_Post_the_pic_which_turned_you_fur.jpg|THIS turned someone furry?
File:Magnet porn.jpg|[[Rule 34|Seducing]] [[Fuckin Magnets|ICP Fans]] and [[Megaman]] Fans at the same time.
File:ARMORED.jpg|More [[Megaman]].
Image:Furry_facepalm.jpg|[[babyfurs]]: [[pedophilia|seducing children]] by [[creepy|looking like children]].
File:Disney Sex Doll.jpg|Hand puppet with a badly placed hole or sex doll: you decide
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==Furry Propaganda==
 
[[Image:Werehyena TG 011 by RMK99.jpg|thumb|100px|Typical "[[deviantART|art]]".]]
 
{{main|Furry art}}
 
Some furries claim they're just in it for the art. But as we know, this "art" is simply a way for furries to lure their ill-fated victims into a [[trap]], where they will be mind raped until they submit to their new furry [[faggots|masters]].
 
Furries often explode into brick-shitting, [[BAWW]]WWWWWing rages as soon as someone points out the obvious: that Furry fandom is nothing more than a gigantic collection of [[bestiality|half-animals]] with [[sparkledog|trite designs]] that only a furry could [[Poeticirony|love so much]], cobbled together by hormonal sixteen-year-olds who have taken maybe one art class and can't even draw a [[cock|cock]].
 
Of course, this is exactly what they want you to think: that they're just a bunch of artists. The reality is much worse.
 
The following is a lengthy rant from one furry that perfectly embodies their nature of deception. Typical to most attempts to rationalize being a furry, the rant is full of [[Fucktard|circular logic, hypocrisy, unwarranted self-importance, and just about every logical fallacy you can name]]. The author directly mentions ED and appears to have a dislike of this site from his previous rantings. In case you haven't noticed, the furry community is full of huge egos; this is most likely to compensate for the fact that they only have a life on the Internets.
 
[[Image:M8hc03.jpg|thumb|[[Old media|About the furries.]]]]
 
[[Image:I_love_furries.jpg|thumb|Furry in fursuit next to [[Andy Schlafly|one without]]. Now you see why they wear fursuits.]]
 
{{quote|I support enormous animal penises in my mouth.|[[TL;DR|A simple paraphrase]] emulating the [[tl;dr|below text]].}}
 
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Since I'm already shitting my whole fucking life down the toilet, I decided in my infinite wisdom tonight to finally let loose on the forums here and tell you all how I really fucking think, and it's so funny you'll fucking shit yourself like I almost did three times today because I've got FUCKING BLOODY DIARRHEA LOL.
 
First up on the chopping block, I'm smarter than you. No way, it's true. Due to the law of averages, the vast majority of people reading this are probably ready to rebuke me in some funny way which will make me laugh greatly, but the fact is it's true. Why? I don't need no fuckin' statistics, I just am. I aced high school, I aced college, and I'm acing my whole life right now. I'm running circles around my entire editorial board at my newspaper, and my faggot boss knows I'm smarter than her, but she's a skinny whiny Jew who thinks she knows better than everybody because she comes from Kansas and reads The New York Times. Fuck that. I'm the only one keeping that goddamn piece of shit rag in business and she fucking knows it, which is why she felt threatened by me today and decided to ream me out for the headlines I write at night: BAWWWW they're too fucking inaccurate! They're too fucking inappropriate! Fucking little whore.
 
Second up, hunters have no fucking rights. If you're a hunter, fuck you. If you've ever killed an animal just for the shit of it, fuck you. The only thing you savages have the right to do is the right to remain silent while the police arrest you for murder. Yes, murder. In these modern times we live in, what some like to call the 21st century, we as a species have evolved past the need for senseless barbarism like the kind of bullshit you assholes pull when you get liquored up and go kill Bambi. You know what? Nature can take care of itself, it has for millions of years. It doesn't need us fucking it up by hiding behind that bullshit reason of "population control". Yeah, I got your fucking population control right here. It's called kill the hunters. An eye for an eye. Capital punishment for capital murder. I consider the murder of animals to be on equal footing with the murder of humans. "Well Nightweaver, what about plants? They have feelings too baww baww baww. What about when you hit a deer/raccoon/squirrel with your car? What about stomping on insects?" You know what I'm fucking talking about you pieces of shit. Stop muddling the argument with your goddamn straw man bull. I don't need reams of scientific data to back up what I'm saying...KILLING IS WRONG NO MATTER WHAT IT IS.
 
Did you know that the vast majority of hunters in the U.S. are big fat neckbeards and rednecks, probably like the kind who post on this forum? It's true. Try going to India with that stupid "animals are lower than humans" shit you speciesist faggot, see how far you get before somebody runs your ass over. And don't try that bullshit that "we need them for food, we need them for research, we need them for clothing, we need them for this, we need them for that..." It doesn't hold any fucking water with me anymore, not that it ever really did. This is the same species which just mapped the human genome a few years ago; it's time for us to crawl out of the caveman macho bullshit days and get with the program. Yes I think I can make things better by yelling at you, so shut up. Yes I'm a member of PETA, so shut up. If I was less lazy and actually owned one, I'd take my gun and go out and hunt the hunters. I'd kill every one of you arrogant speciesist bastards I could find. Same goes for you meat-eaters. Hey asshole, I've thrived for 15 years on no meat, now it's YOUR turn to try it out. Or are you too pussy? Yeah that's what I thought, goddamn bunch of pussies who are too scared to go vegan. [[Scientology|My conscience is clear, what about yours?]] Hm? You don't mind they're killed in horrible ways in slaughterhouses? You ENJOY watching them die? Then you're the worst kind of scum, lower even than child molesters. I spit on your fetid corpse.
 
Finally (because I know you people are having OH SO MUCH FUN copying this into your ED entry on me), I DROP THE BIG BOMB! I'm into sex with animals! HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK. Guess what, it's kind of been skirted around in everything I've said about the topic anyway, but I support enormous animal penises in my mouth. Yes that's right, let's go there. OH SISTER! I will admit I've never actually tried it on any animal, but I would love to. I can hear someone now "Wow what a fucking hypocrite that he says he loves animals but wants to raep them lolololololoololol" Let me get one thing straight faggot: Pleasuring an animal sexually and raping them are two different things, and if you don't know the difference then you shouldn't be trying it in the first place.
 
Do you think your dog likes getting fucking blue balls because there's no pussy for him? THAT'S ABUSE. THAT'S RAEP. Letting your poor pet suffer in silence because of a lack of sexual gratification. So OK, we got dogs covered, and it's different with all animals and some are NOT designed for us, so you better stay the fuck away from them. But honestly, do you think that horse hates having his dick rubbed if he's standing there and thrusting his hips at you? Believe me pal, if that horse didn't want you there, you'd have a busted jaw or broken neck already from a hoof to the face. So those are the two most obvious examples of animals I would like to pleasure; it's amazing how fast everyone's going to misinterpret this post and read into this that I'm some SICK FUCK who you can't let near your children. That's amazing, those people should win a fucking Nobel Prize for their stupidity.
 
I'm about as benign a guy as you'll ever find, but here's what I can't get over: I'm in this fandom, furry fandom see, and its artists draw a LOT of dog cocks and a LOT of horse cocks and I'm like W-T-F? We love to see art of this shit but try soooo hard to deny to ourselves that it's just fantasy? Fuck you, slap yourself into reality. YOU'RE LOOKING AT DOG COCK AND GETTING OFF TO IT. Whether its drawn or not, you can't claim that you're not "into" animal sex. People just LOVE to make fun of us, zoophiles, bestialists, faggots, scum, whatever they call us. It's one big self-assuring joke apparently for humanity to delude itself into thinking that we're so much superior to lower animals that we cannot have sex with them. Interspecies sex is common in the wild, and yes I'm aware of the apparent hypocrisy between that and what I just said about hunting. "Animals hunt but we can't , but we can fuck them? Derpa derpa derp." Well guess what? We've domesticated all these species, and we are responsible for them. We're responsible for their care. Sometimes these poor beasts can't get off the way they want to, because of the physical restrictions we place on them by separating the sexes and so forth. So we should be able to masturbate them at least if they're horny and have no other outlet! I'd sign up to do it; I'd be at the fucking head of the line for that shit. Giant horse dick in my mouth? DO WANT!
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{{quote|But I genuinely refuse to believe all of furry is the crowd of social lepers we like to think we are.|Furry on being a social leper.}}
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{{quote|hey, not all of us are freaks like those skunk fuckers|social leper tired of being grouped with furries.}}
 
== "Girl" Furries ==
 
[[Image:KittyOutfit.PNG|thumb|[[creepy|Why there are no female furries]].]]
[[Image:TrufflesforYouIRL.jpg|thumb|[[Truth|This is a real furry female]].]]
 
All furries are male. However, it may seem that there are female furries, but in truth there are no female furries. All "female" furries are in truth just [[trap|guys acting like girls]], or [[fag]]gots [[moot|who wish they were girls]]. The only exceptions are for lesbians so ugly that not even their own dogs would fuck them. Either way, you really, really do not want to see what is [[Aids|hiding under their skirt]].
 
Remember:
* [[Rules of the Internet|Rule 30 still applies.]]
* [[Photoshop|Pictures aren't real]]; that is to say that a picture of a female furry doesn't necessarily mean female furries actually exist anywhere other than within another furry's mind.
* It's a [[trap]]!
* It's a [[faggot]]!
* Of the remaining few that are ''actually'' female and ''actually'' furry, they're always [[fat]] and [[ugly]] [[dyke]]s.
 
====Examples of "Girl" Furries====
*[[Chewfox]]
*[[chibixzaide]]
*<s>[[Inuki]]</s>- [http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Bart_Bervoets Fag identified]!
*[[Jesskitt]]
*<s>[[PixelPenguin]]</s>-  Fag identified!
*[[Princesswolfgirl]]
*[[Raniko]]
 
{{cg|Furry "Females"|furgirlgallery|center|<gallery>
File:1263159812.boykitten dscf1036.jpg|Average [[fag|Girl furry]]
Image:Chicksor-Yummilee.jpg|[http://chicksor.com/index.php?chick=YummiLee&order=14&local=US Chicksor] paid to pretend furfag
Image:Furriestrue.png|[[Jailhouse gay]] furfags wish this actually happened, ever.
Image:Furry19thcentury.jpg|Believe it or not, the situation used to be [[homosexual|worse]].
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Image:Catgirl_bel.jpg| Camwhore paid to wear furfag gear
Image:furrygenderchange.jpg|Furry gender reallocation success.
Image:Gorilla lady.jpg|''Playboy'' panders to the furfags.
Image:hot_furry_girl.jpg|What? [[divide by zero|Oh shi-]]
Image:IRL furry.jpg|Hot Japanese girl that a furry photoshopped so he can fap to it.
Image:Furry Centerfold.jpg|If you are even mildly turned on by this, you need serious help.
Image:hot_furry.jpg|Uncreative shoop
Image:Nowayfurriescantbefemale.jpg|SHE WAS FORCED.
Image:20081120054819ponygirl.jpg|Almost there....
Image:800px-ShilpaShettyPETA.jpg|Hot Indian Actress marred by her relationship with [[PETA|a fundamentalist organization]]. Well, she needs to do something now that [[Jade Goody]]'s dead!
Image:Shaz.jpg|Drop dead [[ugly|sexy]]. Maybe she wishes that hair on her face would turn to fur.
File:Girl furry dildoing lover.jpg|Female furry having completely normal sex with a male furry.
File:FesazukichanBRfurry3.jpg|How couldn't the furfags vomit upon such [[Fesazukichan|hideous monster]]?
File:femalefurry.jpg|Why furfags shouldn't go out in public.
</gallery>}}
 
===Wikipedia Drama===
Since furry existence revolves around [[WikiEdit Drama]], many of [[Wikipedia]]'s admins are furfags, such as: [[ContiE]], Fennec, Furrykef, KieferSkunk, Loganberry, Wiki alf, and [[User:Wwwwolf|Wwwwolf]] - all of whom are the same person. There is also Krishva, who insists her childhood was destroyed forevar by furries and has made it her lifelong goal in life to make sure that web sites such as [[Wikipedia]], are as accurate (read: white-washed) as possible. This involved making approximately eleventy gazillion edits to [[Wikipedia:Furry|Wikipedia's "Furry" article]] and, when that didn't fulfill her need for alpha-wolf dominance, also the [[Wikipedia:Furry_fandom|"Furry fandom"]], [[Wikipedia:Funny_animal|"Funny animal"]], and [[Wikipedia:Talking_animal|"Talking animal"]] articles.
 
Why in the world Wikipedia has separate articles for "Furry" and "Furry Fandom" in the first place is one of the many [[Shit nobody cares about|infinitesimally trivial points]] being bickered about by Krishva in the various articles' [[talk page]]s. Why? Because certain furfags want to [[lie|deny that furry has anything to do with sex]]. There is one [[yiff]] pic in existence that doesn't resemble [[:Image:Dancers.jpg|this]] and they put it on their yiff article. Obsessively denying the relation between sex and furfags on Wikipedia is likely the result of furry-style [[castration]].
 
== Real-Life Horror ==
[[Image:Orestes_Pursued_by_the_Furries.jpg|thumb|Even the ancients were tormented by the furries.]]
If they were just pathetic, like [[nerd]]s, they could mostly be passed over without much of a thought, and maybe even pitied. But in addition to being failures at life, their minds are constantly thinking of more perverted things to do, which show up not only in their REAL art (the kind they put in a separate folders and tag with so many warnings you wonder why they put it [[OL]] on the first place), but in the things they do [[IRL]].
 
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|miquotes|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;
|''"It's perfectly natural [[sick fuck|to fantasize about a half human/half fox with double D tits.]] PERFECTLY NATURAL. I don't get the haters at all. I just don't."''
|Furfag on [[bestiality]]
|''None of us can really help, control, or direct our sexual interests or fetishes; we can, however, control how we choose to act on them. Someone who gets rock hard or dripping wet when dressed up like a fox or a raccoon or Ann Coulter makes a rough sort of sense. But someone who fantasizes about being an animal or hangs out with people who do without the excuse/cover of sexual fetish or compulsion? I'm sorry, but that's just [[sick fuck|sick.]]''
|Dan Savage, Faggot and truth-sayer
|''[[Lies|Discrimination on us is and should be a crime. fucking people should not hate other lifestyles and they should not hate the people who are proud to show their lifestyle]] its called freedom of expression if you don't like it get the fuck out of my country you dam nazis.''
|Furfag on free speech and [[Godwin's law]]
| ''"Godwin Law was created by a Nazi or Facist in order to propogate future persecutionist behaviour, by sweeping real Nazi/Facist history aside under the cloak of 'Godwin Law' that normal people are not permitted to sight example from the past to prevent the same mistakes happening in the present so that a new nationalist regime can rise again in the future]]...That ANYONE is fooled by Godwin law means the persecutors will win."''
|Furfags don't know 'bout Godwin's law
|''"Considering myself human, I consider to mean that I would be a killer who enjoys suffering at the expense of those who can't fight back. I would be a part of the mass extinction of all life on this planet, I would play a part in the sterility of this planet by owning land and pursuing economy by squeezing everything to its last thread of energy at the expense of anything that dare stand in the way of my profits. e.g. When a hyena eats a melon, she's not doing anything wrong, she doesn't understand the (HUMAN) ownership of that plant...nor should she, nor does she deserve to die for being thirsty, for being hungry, she shouldn't be condemned for being a mother with children to feed."''
|[http://www.youtube.com/alphahyena furfag, who believes he's not human] and thinks hyenas eat melons
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{{cg|IRL Horror|FurGallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Raccoon-app6.jpg|[http://www.northfur.ca/ Pay money] and you can look [[creepy|great]]!
Image:Cetafurfag.jpg|They said "squeak squeak"! That means it's totally consensual!
Image:Dlthorn13_mombed2.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] tries to be a furry by buttfucking his mom's stuffed animals while she's out.
File:Unihorney.jpg|Furry Pride!
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File:Furrylupus snow penis.jpg|The [[retard|guy who made this]] had no clue [[bestiality|why the neighbors called the cops]].
File:FurfailSquirrel.jpg|So [[weeaboo|kawii]]! ^.^
Image:Ancient Yiff.jpg|Exports of [[Egypt|ancient Egypt]] included sails, paper, and fursuits.
File:Realistic fursuit.jpg|These pictures...
File:Micropenisman.jpg|...are..
File:Micropenis.PNG| ...[http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=zcHuB-C235- very related].
File:Coondaddy.jpg|Spot of rabies with your blowjob, gov'nah?
Image:Irl sonic.jpg|[[Animal Abuse|An animal's reaction to furfags]]
File:We%27d_rather_go_naked_than_be_furries.jpg|Even [[PETA]] fags are tired of this BS.
Image:Whatthefurry.jpg|This is why we hate furries.
Image:Bunny2.jpg|You gonna get raped!
Image:Son.jpg|Furries, if any are reading, please, and this isn't the article speaking, '''don't''' ever tell your parents about this shit. Ever.
Image:Howdoicool.jpg|How do I made cat? [http://www.facebook.com/people/Mattt-Unknwn/631680971 yiff!]
Image:Leia01.jpg|Interracial furry sex.
Image:Dogboner.jpg|A typical furry [[lul]].
Image:foxyboy.jpg|The idealistic furry sex toy as taken from [http://www.voodoodollsproductions.com/Mimi's%20Girls.htm Mimi's Girls]. YIFFY.
Image:FSS Main.gif|The truth about furfags.
Image:cheapfurry.jpg|Some furries are too poor to afford an animal costume and have to use their pajamas. Apparently they're too poor to afford ears that match either.
Image:Depraved_furry_scum.jpg|This is your brain on lonely.
Image:epicfag.jpg|A furfag in its natural habitat. Note the furry legs.
Image:Furfag_lol.gif
Image:Furriesno.png|[[Lol wut]]?
Image:Furry couple.jpg|IRL furries without fursuits.
Image:FurrySuck.jpg|Furry in a [[MMORPG]].
Image:Fursuit.jpg|Might I have a spot of anal sex from a dog, guv'nah?
Image:Fursuitaction.gif|How furfags multiply.
Image:Pathetic.jpg|Remember: Being a furry is both harmless '''and''' consensual.
Image:wow.jpg|Scene from a furry convention.
Image:Wheregodfurry.jpg|Where is your [[God]] now?
Image:Furry conversation wolf horse.jpg
Image:Joeyfag.jpg
Image:Tiger pig leather3.jpg
Image:Blackwater.jpg|Blackwater is a closet furry organization. Notice the pawprint on their logo.
Image:Furriesstupid.png|Average furry pulling an [[Adam Savage]].
Image:Sick_dasoslukos.png|A sick fuck from YouTube.
Image:Sick_dasoslukos_2.png|The same sick fuck from YouTube.
Image:Sickfuck chevelle.jpg|Chevelle: A sick fuck that wants to be raped by furries. It's true.
Image:Drunken_ganymedes_zeus_eagle_orgy.jpg|Romans sculpted their furfaggotry.
Image:Rape_of_ganymedes.jpg‎|Even [[TMNT|Michelangelo]] drew some furry fanart.
Image:Sadfur.jpg|We're not even going to dignify this with an insult...
Image:Image-Stupidfurrypimp.jpg|Some furries must take a [[Hooker|side job]].
Image:Chatroulette24.jpg|[[Chatroulette]]
Image:Chatroulette2.jpg|[[Chatroulette]]
Image:Mrs. Pig Rubber Latex Costume.jpg|Let the [[fursecution]] begin!
Image:Photoalbum 124078864 user29749571-1.jpg|Dark-Legion of the mocospace roleplay forum
Image:ATFURST.jpg|typical reaction to seeing furry for the first time
File:Sodomywolf.jpg|[[Sodomy]] time!
File:Furfag with parents.jpg|[[Fugly]] furfag, moments before getting [[I am disappoint|disowned]].
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===Furry Movies in 2010===
Oh shit. It looks like furfaggotry has finally spread it's evil grip to Hollywood. Brendan Fraser, who is secretly a werewolf, has finally cinched being a complete [[fag]] by starring in the 2010 film "<b><i>Furry Vengeance</i></b>". Whether or not this will lead the furries into some massive rebellion is not known, but it what is clear is that [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492389/ this movie] will suck cocks big time.
 
It is confirmed, this movie sucked total ass. Acting: Terrible. Storyline: Horrible. The fact that the movie has the word "Furry" in it....it must be killed with napalm/nuclear weapons to prevent further AIDS and fail from spreading. Please, if you are an unlucky fucker and have time to watch this shit...don't. If you do, the following reactions will become imminent:
 
1.) Severe hatred for anything furry (or animals that don't provide food).
 
2.) The need to hack your cock off with a rusty butterknife to ignore the [[Goggles|searing pain in your eyes]] from watching this bullshit.
 
3.) Grabbing a screwdriver and stabbing your eyes continuously to prevent ever seeing it again.
 
4.) Faggotry... at which point you should [[An Hero|AN HERO]] yourself.
 
Of course, Yogi Bear also made it out to horrify parents by furrifying their children right in time for Christmas. Luckily, that movie is also awful. The only good part is this alternate ending. Kids, take a note from Boo Boo and save your parents the heartache of finding [[You|a furry]] in their basement.
<center><youtube>m6w0r-ScEG4</youtube></center>
 
==Hating Furries==
{{main|Fursecution}}
{{quote|He that shall copulate with any beast or cattle, dying let him die, the beast also ye shall kill.|[[bible|God, on hating the furries]].}}
 
 
<center>It's OK to hate these sick fucks! [[Serious|Seriously]], if all this shit hasn't made you sick by now, you must be [[retarded]].</center>
 
==Furry Reaction to This Article==
[[Image:Butthurtfurry.png|left|thumb|There is no threat as serious as the pre-drafted e-mail threat.]]
[[Image:Neytiri_Sad.JPG|right|thumb|A typical reaction.]]
 
The primary defense of a [[butthurt]] furfag is to [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blank this article]] and replace it with something like "this page is a bunch of lies. Furries rule".  Of course, the only reason they're [[offended]] by this article at all is because they know it's all true. 
 
Your typical furry is too damn [[stupid]] to realize that [[ED]] is a wiki, and as such, all of its articles are cached.  So if you blank an article, MysteryBot will revert it within seconds and [[Banhammer|ban you]].
 
Below is an incomplete list of complete failures who tried to blank this article.  So if you're thinking about trying to blank it, know that [[First Post|you're not the first]]. 
 
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*[[User:1swindler]]
*[[User:1800ihatetrolls]] (tried to replace the article with the phrase "furrys rock!")
*[[User:Aaron Wewstad]]
*[[User:Adolfsax81]]
*[[User:An Iota Of Truth]]
*[[User talk:Ano99|User:Ano99]]
*[[User:ANon1]]
*[[User:ApplesauceWolf]] - [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Furry&diff=prev&oldid=1998487918 Made this furfag support edit.] [http://www.youtube.com/user/ApplesauceWolf Possible youtube]
*[[User:Arayekael]]
*[[User:Axelfox]] (replaced with "This page is a bunch of lies. Furries rule.")
*[[User talk:Azreail|User:Azreail]]
*[[User:Beebono]]
*[[User:BobSaget]] (replaced entire article with "[[Tourette's Guy|BOB SAGET]]" repeated over and over again.)
*[[User:Boomerang]]
*[[User:BowlTroll]]
*[[User:Bud89]]
*[[User:Conicteam]]: [[fag|thinks there]] are [[Trap|female furries]]. 2 times vandal now, still hasn't learned.
*[[User:Cparty232]]: Claimed furries aren't that bad and even got two furry organisations onto us to [[fail|try]] to convince us that [[bullshit|furfags aren't that bad.]]
*[[User:Darkestpawpad]] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Furry&diff=1998544313&oldid=1998541667 Replaced the content of the page with lots of exclaimation marks.]
*[[User:DAS]] (probably the same person as DAS Kitteh.)
*[[User:DAS Kitteh]] (added a "disclaimer" insisting that everything in the article was a [[lie]], which it isn't.)
*[[User:DEATH TO THE LIAR]]: really has something against [[shit nobody cares about|Sage Freehaven and Jessica Elwood]]
*[[User:Deleted]]
*[[User:Double_nigra]]
*[[User:Dragonwolf lord]]
*[[User:Epispermis]]
*[[User:Ff7clan]]
*[[User:XFINExLINEx]]
*[[User:FixerofNarrowmindedness]]
*[[User:Fostersq]] (thought [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Furry&diff=1997812104&oldid=1997812043 this] was funny.)
*[[User:Foxfurry]] Decided to replace an image with a shitty advertisement for [[Shit nobody cares about|Pounce.org.]] Got [[butthurt]] when people told him to stop spamming so he [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blanked his talk page.]]
*[[User:Foxxtrot23]]
*[[User:Foxey]]
*[[User:FurFagBF]] (claimed "Furry have taken over this page."  MysteryBot promptly took it right back.)
*[[User:FURRIES FTW YIFF!]] (claimed "ALL TROLLS ARE CLOSET FURS".)
*[[User:Fzzzer]] (apparently, [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Furry&diff=1997721347&oldid=1997721345 he sucks cocks].)
*[[User:Garlatier]]
*[[User talk:Hackorbehacked|User:Hackorbehacked]]
*[[User:HellionStallazza]]
*[[User talk:Insincere Punk|User:Insincere Punk]]
*[[User:IRFurry]]
*[[User talk:Iwin|User:Iwin]]
*[[User:Jesushateshaters]]
*[[User:Josh.wave]]
*[[User:Jujujufurry]]
*[[User:KKfan10121]]
*[[User:Kuchiku]] Wapanese furfag, [[b&]]ed.
*[[User:Kuchiku2]], [[User:Kuchiku3]], [[User:Kuchiku4]], [[User:Kuchiku5]]  sockpuppets of Kuchiku. Same faggotry, same [[b&]]. Also left a [[Fuckoff|Helpful page]].
*[[User talk:Hellfire9020|User:Hellfire9020]]
*[[User:Holywolf333]] [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|Blanked the article.]]
*[[User:Lol_Pot]]: vandalizing top of page, removing users that are their friends from this list. (pst: we DO check the edit history, retard)
*[[User:Lolwatnao]]
*[[User:Lotty]] (claimed "'''ONCE YOU GO FURRY YOU NEVER GO BACK'''". It's true.)
*[[User:Lulzisawesome]] (REPLACING WITH '/b/tards are closet furs lol')
*[[User:Kyoki_no_okami]] ([[weeaboo]] furfag.))
*[[User:Maztertails]] Vandalized, [[retard|then Left]] a  [http://www.youtube.com/user/maztertails/ convenient youtube link to troll] in their profile. [[butthurt|Only joined to vandalise the Furry article.]]
*[[User:M043286]]
*[[User:Mrp56]]
*[[User:Murasaki2]]
*[[User:Muvinghom]] (stated "everybody who reads this page sucks", [[NO U|which isn't true]].)
*[[User:MxC1337MxC5h430]]
*[[User:Necromanticer]]
*[[User:Nightfhang]] (tried to replace the entire article with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom Wikipedia's fail article].)
*[[User:Notedkillerrage]]
*[[User:Owndapwn]] (apparently the counter-terrorism response unit is going to be coming after us)
*[[User talk:Protozas|User:Protozas]]
*[[User:Pyhrra]]
*[[User:PJAMA]] (Went [[batshit crazy|psycho]] on us all due to [[butthurt]]. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Furry&diff=1998562305&oldid=1998555942 Click here to see his edit.] He also wants to [[Taking down ED|take down ED.]] He also has un-raeped his page after we refused to do so for him and admitted to being an [[Aspie]].)
*[[User talk:R|User:R]]
*[[User talk:RandomRandom|User:RandomRandom]]
*[[User talk:Reasonableperson|Reasonableperson]]
*[[User:Ron1331]]
*[[User:RontoWolf2]] (tried to replace the entire article with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom Wikipedia's fail article].)
*[[User:Rumblerunner]]
*[[User:Samsgame1212]]
*[[User:Screwyou]]
*[[User:Semencopter]]
*[[User:SensibleAtheist]]
*[[User:Shouneneye]]
*[[User:Shub-Yoggoth]]
*[[User:Southie]]
*[[User:Spammahbot]]
*[[User:Spelldude07]] {added 1000 gifs of a women sucking a horse cock followed by big red text "SPAM".}
*[[User:Teshter]]
*[[User:Testinguser]] (replaced sections with copypasta from Wikipedia, got banned but [[User:Testinguser2|didn't get the message]])
*[[User:TheBorg420]]
*[[User:TheDarkWolf666]] ([[WTF|dared trolls to "talk shit about us" as he blanked the article.]])
*[[User:Thefurries]]
*[[User:Theg90]]- [[fail|tried to remove himself from the list.]]
*[[User talk:Thehammer|User:Thehammer]]
*[[User:Timmot]] (Replaced with ''[[lies|Furries are regular people who have a fetish just like the rest of you.]]'')
*[[User:Tkcatcher]]
*[[User:Trinatrinity101]] (blanked the article and replaced it with a promotion for his [[Kevin & Kell|shitty comic strip]].)
*[[User:Ulfhedinn]]
*[[User:UltimateHero]] (replaced with "[[Lies|''Furries are people too.]] [[CopperCab|They have souls just like us.]]''")
*[[User:Unbalanced]]
*[[User:Vickloth]]
*[[User:Weschapman]]
*[[User:Wiremodsucks7]] (replaced with "OWNED BY A FURFAG!!! XD")
*[[User:Wizbobbb]]
*[[User:Wolfydfox]]
*[[User:XFINExLINEx]]
*[[User:XLS2]]
*[[User:ZeroUser]]
*[[User:Дemoh]]- furfag support [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Furry&diff=prev&oldid=1998481621 edit].
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===What To Do If Your Friend Is Infected===
[[Image:Sonicsolution.png|thumb|[[Yahtzee]] has the right idea.]]
[[File:Yiffinhell-Taurin.jpg|thumb|Yiff in hell, furfags!]]
They'll need help. Not mental help, but the kind of help where you take them to a concealed area and shove both barrels of a 12-gauge into the back of their oblivious fursuit-covered head and pull both triggers <s>tearfully</s> without remorse.<br/>There are also a few alternative solutions you may attempt:
*Never try to fit in with them. In fact, stay away from them altogether. This is very important as something as minor as eye contact can easily cause infection (you may want to find a new friend, preferably someone from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]).
*Call them out in public, ask them about furry in front of non-furries. Bring up [[Babyfurs]] and [[bestiality]].
*Buy some garden shears at your local [[Wal-Mart]], and use them to castrate anything resembling a furry and staple their testicles (if present) to their foreheads; [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|yelling]] [[So i herd u liek mudkip|various obscenties]] is optional. Remember to return the garden shears within 30 days to get your money back.
*If you are his roomate or something similar, leave raw meat in his fursuit.
*If you are brave (or already infected), you can try to forcibly persuade them against their ways.
*Pass a bill which will makes it punishable by death for being a furfag.
*Let a REAL lion loose on his ass and watch his reaction. Make sure to bring a trash bag and a gun.
*Force them to watch "regular" Porn. Prolonged exposure to anything sexual that doesn't involve fucking animals in every hole has been known to cause Furries' heads to forcibly explode.
*[[will it blend|Blend]] and/or [[Cat in Microwave|Microwave]] them.
*If all else fails, simply go to [[China]] and accumulate several large nuclear stockpiles. Proceed to nuke the shit out of every anthrocon in existence until the world is rid of the furfag populace.
 
== See Also ==
[[File:Furries101.jpg|thumb| Pretty much the common consensus by furries on the [[truth|internet]]]]
*[[Bestiality]]
*[[Dragon]]
*[[Fat Furry]]
*[[FurAffinity]]
*[[Furry Art]]
*[[Fursecution]]
*[[fursona]]
*[[fursuit]]
*[[Inflation Art]]
*[[My Strange Addiction]] home of Lauren Atkins
*[[Otherkin]]
*[[Plushie]]
*[[Pokémon]]
*[[Pregfur]]
*[[Rule 34]]
*[[Strategically Placed Hole]]
*[[Wolfaboo]]s
*[[Yiff]]
*[[Zetaforum]]
*[[Zeta Toy]]
 
=== YouTube Furry Videos ===
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*{{ytlink|wZBODjS19Ac|Moar furry propaganda}}
*{{ytlink|RKj2pMrHRhM|Zoobilee Zoo (Olde Skool Children's Furry Show) as viewed by Fundamentalist Christians.}}
*{{ytlink|EmgGn0iF14o|Bunch of Russian furries kicks shit out of random guys.}}
*{{ytlink|nkbKjtuNJhQ|Furries fighting.}}
*{{ytlink|vLQ-EpC83EE|Jerry Springer exposing furfags to white trash.}}
*{{ytlink|qQWRiBpeqUs|''Furries and You!''}}
*{{ytlink|OeTBG9PU5Js|Documentary on the furry fandom in Vancouver. Warning - thick accent.}}
*{{ytlink|b8x6SE6BJL0|Short segment on BBC (mentions yiffing).}}
*{{ytlink|Dg3n81wn0to|Commercial furry.}}
*[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Anna+meets+the+furries&search=|lulz Three Part Documentary. Many lulz.]
*{{ytlink|GcdwauRn394|Asian Furries all look the same.}}
*{{ytlink|FyCTT0qXhJw|The Everlasting Snowmew}} ([[Christoph Naumova]])
*{{ytlink|uK92NYwBMts|Furry documentary from 1969.}}
*{{ytlink|g4wBb3sTVL8|The (Other) Furry Rap, chronicling furry faggotry}}
*{{ytlink|ck14LKBI9GM|Orangina commercial for straight furries.}}
*{{ytlink|aIjMeeY-z3I|Deer bodypainter.}}
*{{ytlink|KksV4sA3HME|Ukranian furry vacuuming and listening to foreign hard rock.}}
*{{ytlink|sF5aPD0cqaQ|Trap furry showing off his clothes.}}
*{{ytlink|6h2IkMXMJXs|News segment on furries from 1997. It turns out fursuits were a hell of a lot uglier back then.}}
*{{ytlink|fnpEK9tY8Tw|Guy in fox fursuit being especially awkward at a Burger King. Nigger will have none of that.}}
*{{ytlink|DJCDailWYMI|Furry meets human, hugs him, prior to yiffing/eating him}}
*{{ytlink|XfBDd8SXU4k|Extremely creepy SonicFur.}}
*{{ytlink|UfFhMcu3rQ0|Extremely gay fursuiter.}}
*{{ytlink|0XKch99YolQ|Ginger furry.}}
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===External Links===
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*[http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?helpfurs more furry fail]
*[http://fetlife.com/fetishes/816 Furry: an accepted''' fetish''' on Fetlife. Needs login now.]
*[http://xat.com/gay_nd_bi_hangout Just no.]
*[http://www.startribune.com/nation/46720442.html?elr=KArks:DCiUMEaPc:UiacyKUnciaec8O7EyUr Typical Furry]
*[http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09150/973907-455.stm OH LAWD THEY'RE COMING]
*[http://www.furriesxtreme.org/ The Furry version of Facebook of Sex, with lots of yiffing. Needs login.]
*[http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/Furry-fandom/107649469257890|<i>Furry Fandom</i> group on Facebook]
*[http://furry4life.ning.com/ Alternate Furry Facebook for furries too scared of fursecution to get their fapping material at such a public place.]
*[http://www.vivisector.org/archive/tutorial/ Furry tutorial. Partly FTL, partly serious.]
*[http://www.lulz.net/ Furry version of 4chan]
*[http://fchan.us/ Furry version of 4chan]
*[http://chan.yiffy.tk/ Furry version of 4chan. What can you say, they love *chans.]
*[http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/tests/the-100-accurate-what-is-my-fursona-test Find out what sick fuck of a furry you would be]
*[http://avians.net/paragon/ a UNIDRAGRYPHOENIX!!! So creative,right???]
*[http://www.petitiononline.com/furban4c/petition.html Sign the petition to get rid of furries on 4chan.]
*[http://www.amazon.com/Furry-Best-Anthropomorphic-Fiction-Ever/dp/1596873191/sr=8-2/qid=1163616125/ref=pd_bbs_2/103-7287560-3685446?ie=UTF8&s=books If you have an Amazon.com account, flame the fuck out of this book now.]
*[http://www.randomism.20m.com/yiff.htm Guide to better] [[yiff]]ing.
*{{ljcomm|confurvatives}} Are you sexually attracted to cartoon animals? Do you have a ''really'' punchable face? And are you an arrogant, rich, right wing bigot who thinks you should be afforded tolerance and respect while having nothing but bitterness, intolerance and hatred for your fellow man? Then {{ljcomm|confurvatives}} is the community for you!
*[http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=14720862199447882775 A definitive test as to how much of a furry you are.] - Should be taken after every encounter with the furry menace.
*[http://www.livejournal.com/community/dot_poly_snark/46712.html The Love Song of J. Sprocket Fursuit]
*[http://www.thefurryforum.com The Internet's Premier Furry/Scalie Community.  Yes they call themselves that.]
*[http://www.furrysanctuary.com Furry forum you can troll]
*[http://browse.deviantart.com/anthro/ deviantART]
*[http://www.portalofevil.com Portal of Evil: Among other things, it shows the worst of furry pages]
*[http://fanac.org/worldcon/Discon/w63-p00.html furfags before the internet] circa 1963
*[http://entervoid.com/ Often shows the psychological implications of furfags.]
*[http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2007/03/08/violetblue.DTL San Francisco furfags]
*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/WikiFur_Furry_Central Furry Wiki] (WIKI VANDALISM? YES PLEASE) now so [[butthurt]] they blocked tor exit nodes
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furfur Furfur on Wikipedia] PROOF OF THEIR EVIL LINEAGE
*[http://www.tigerden.com/infopage/furry/ The Tiger Den] Here you can find [[lie|unbiased]] furry webpages.
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