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| | {{Infobox Album | <!-- See Wikipedia:WikiProject_Albums --> |
| | | Name = The Best of Mac Dre |
| | | Type = greatest |
| | | Artist = [[Mac Dre]] |
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| | | Released = May 31, 1993 |
| | | Genre = [[Hip hop]]<br/>[[Hyphy]] |
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| | | Label = [[Thizz Entertainment]] |
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| | | This album = '''''The Best of Mac Dre'''''<br/>(1993) |
| | | Next album = '''''[[The Best of Mac Dre II]]'''''<br/>(2004) |
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| | '''''The Best of Mac Dre''''' is the first "[[Greatest hits|best of]]" album by [[Mac Dre]]. |
| [[Image:Clinton portrait.jpg|thumb|Clinton's official White house portrait]]
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| [[Image:Billary.jpg|thumb|Bill's first child with [[Hillary Clinton|Hillary]], which is why he no longer sleeps with her but with other bitches.]]
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| '''Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton''' (October 9, 1945, Hope, [[Arkansas]]) is the 42nd president of the [[United States]], and served as the official Anti-Christ to all conservatives until [[Barack Hussein Obama]] stole his title. He is also the current possessor of the Tri-Force, and [[genital herpes|God]]. His very presence forces the chorus from the song "All Right Now" by Free to be mysteriously heard by everyone in a 20-mile radius. He is widely known for his extremely [[lulzy]] acts as [[President]] and to a lesser extent as Governor of [[Arkansas]]. He was the first [[black]] man to serve as President of the United States. It should also be noted that coincidentally on his inaugural day the White House [[pool's closed|pool closed]] due to [[AIDS]]. People who hate Clinton are generally either [[fags]], [[Republicans]], or [[Christfags]] (sorry for the [[redundancy]]). He and his member saved our nation. Kneel before them. And don't forget to swallow.
| | == Track listing == |
| | === Disc 1 === |
| | # Too Hard |
| | # Nuthin But Love |
| | # All Damn Day |
| | # Its Nothin <small>(featuring Cutthoat Committee)</small> |
| | # Hoe We Like <small>(featuring Sleep Dank)</small> |
| | # Rapper Gone Bad |
| | # X.O. Remi |
| | # Love That Donkey |
| | # Doin What I Do |
| | # Overdose <small>(featuring [[Filthy Phil]])</small> |
| | # Fish Head Stew |
| | # Gangsta Niggaz |
| | # Life's a Bitch |
| | # Playin for Kidz <small>(featuring [[Keak da Sneak]]) </small> |
| | # If It Ain't Real <small>(featuring [[Messy Marv]], [[Da'unda'dogg]], Seff tha Gaffla, Naked, [[San Quinn]] & Juggy)</small> |
| | # Gift 2 Gab |
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| ==Youth crimes== | | ==Disc 2== |
| Born a bastard in the decade following the Great Depression, Clinton was raised by poor sharecroppers in a one room shack. As a child, he played the sexophone at a brothel and attended [[College|Yale]] on a full sexophone scholarship. During his junior year, he dropped out of school and became an [[hippy|aging hippy liberal douche]] - playing jazz and associating with [[negro]]es and bosnians.Later on he cleaned up his act and went to school.His main pastime was being a sexual predator (Accused of rape at oxford 1969 and Yale 1972).There was no harm no foul since everyone knows that when a woman says no she really means yes.Willie tired of being accused of crimes and decided to take a break from raping. He longed for a way he could force himself on women, as was his right, and not be accused of silly "crimes".
| | # I've Been Down <small>(featuring Harm)</small> |
| | # California Livin' <small>(featuring [[Da'unda'dogg| Coolio Da Unda Dogg]])</small> |
| | # Young Black Brotha |
| | # Pimps Get Chose <small>(featuring [[Don Cisco]])</small> |
| | # Valley Joe <small>(featuring [[PSD (rapper)|PSD]], [[B-Legit]] & [[Little Bruce]])</small> |
| | # Stupid Doo Doo Dumb <small>(featuring [[Mac Mall]] & Miami)</small> |
| | # I Need a Eight <small>(featuring Miami & Rott Wilder)</small> |
| | # Fire <small>(featuring [[Big Lurch]] & Harm)</small> |
| | # Young Playah |
| | # Hoes Love It <small>(featuring [[Spice 1]])</small> |
| | # Fast Money <small>(featuring [[Warren G]], [[Kokane]] & Dutches)</small> |
| | # Anti-Square <small>(featuring [[PSD (rapper)|PSD]], Dubee & Miami)</small> |
| | # On My Toes |
| | # Doin What We Do <small>(featuring [[Da' Unda' Dogg]], PSD, Dubee & [[Mac Mall]])</small> |
| | # They Don't Understand <small>(featuring [[Ray Luv]])</small> |
| | # Crest Creeper <small>(featuring Dubee, Jamar & Naked)</small> |
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| After service in the Civil Air Patrol, Clinton married [[Fgt|Hillary Clinton]] (née Epstein) and returned to Arkansas.After years of being married to the frigid Hillary, Bill came down with a major case of blue balls and desperatly felt the need to rape once again.The only problem wasthat he was a regular citizen and the feminazis would never let him get away with rape.Then the idea hit him (call it divine inspiration)! He would become a politician.It was the ultimate get out of jail free card!And so, despite his large afro and his marriage to [[fgt|an homosexual]], Clinton was named governor of Arkansas by a Mexican in 1979.
| | {{DEFAULTSORT:Best of Mac Dre}} |
| | | [[Category: Mac Dre albums]] |
| ===Epic Dope Gangsta===
| | [[Category: 1993 compilation albums]] |
| Among the Negroes Clinton also began smoking [[marijuana]], and became convinced that he was destined to be the greatest liberal president since Lyndon Baines Johnson. As he was needlessly occupied with white washing cocaine profits in the order of hundreds of millions running for president was a logical step. Klinton already had an excellent track record of having people agree with him.
| | [[Category:Greatest hits albums]] |
| | | [[Category:Hip hop compilation albums]] |
| Because of some millions worth of long forgotten loans on it Bill's business Park-O-Meter was found to be building retrofit nose cone compartments that were being shipped to Mena, the nose cones were actually being used to smuggle [[cocaine]] back into the [[USA|Jewnited states of lolz]].
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| <big>{{quote|'''Bill Clinton controlled the legal system, he controlled the judges, he controlled the attorneys, he controlled the banks.'''|Larry Nichols, CIA assassin.}}</big>
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| Here Larry <span class="youtubelink">[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8226927442340902029 discusses the epic PWNZ]</span> with [[truthfag]] [[Alex Jones]].
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| ==Presidential crimes==
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| <big>{{quote|'''I did not have sex with that woman...and by "that woman" I mean Hillary ololol'''|Bill Clinton}}</big>
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| [[Image:Young_Love.JPG|thumb|Ahh!, Young Love: "Damn, Hillary was ugly. I spent more nights in the doghouse when we first married. No, literally. I preferred fucking my dog."]] | |
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| [[Image:Dubyarape.jpg|thumb|O'l Clint and sum Nigger about to get some serious action]] | |
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| In 1992, Clinton defeated [[W]]'s father after an election campaign marred by allegations of real estate fraud, draft evasion, and hot [[Redneck|hillbilly]]-style [[sex|fucking]]. Upon being elected, Clinton immediately set out to allow [[gays]], [[Lesbians]] and [[drag queen|drag queens]] in the military, explaining why the Iraq War eight years later got so [[Pwned|fucked]]. He revitalized Washington social life with weekly stag parties in the Oval Office.
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| He rarely addressed the American people. Instead, he almost daily arranged television broadcasts of late night fireside sessions where he lay on his back with his legs up, attempting to suck his own [[cock]] while fingering his [[ass]] before [[cum|ejaculating]] all over the place. This helped boost his ratings, even in more critical periods of his two terms. When he did give speeches to the public, they were always of extraordinary importance. In Chicago on June 17, 1997, for instance, he faced a large audience of supporters with a fresh [[piss|golden shower]] trickling down his face, which allowed him to harvest tidal waves of applause. Smiling through the piss, he uttered "Yum". He then proceeded to fuck every man, woman, and child in the audience ([[at least 100]]% participated willingly).
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| Then he requested everyone piss on him, since his own piss wasn't enough. Greater applause and approval followed. To end the ceremony, he performed the traditional liberal version of communion by smoking [[crack]] and drinking Hennessy, which all the audience participated in (again, willingly).[[Image:Bill_Clinton.jpg|thumb|left|He's got the Tri-Force! FUCK.]]
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| Clinton was also a pimp. While [[W|W.]] [[Tattoo|Mark]] [[Fap|Felt]] made a [[doing it wrong|failed attempt]] at [[pwning]] [[Nixon]] during Watergate, Clinton was involved with [[fellatio|a different kind of "Deep Throat"]]. In 1995, he kidnapped one of his [[whore|whores]], [[Monica Lewinsky]], and started [[rape|raping]] her on a daily basis in his Oval Office (or should we say, "[[Oral]] Office"?). Being a nasal fetishist, he jammed cigars into her nostrils while calling her a skank from fucking hell. He also did lines on her cottage-cheesed, welted, fat-fucking, all-consuming-black-hole-of-an-ass. When Lewinsky told one of her whore friends, Kenneth Starr, he (Starr) spunked his pants and spent a gazillion tax-dollars writing an erotic essay.
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| During this time he also helped [[Al Gore]] invent the [[internets]] and create [[global warming]].circa 1992ish
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| Had 47 people murdered in his reign as President[http://highbridnation.com/2008/02/22/did-you-know-47-people-closely-tied-to-bill-clinton-have-died-an-impressive-list/]
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| In 1999, Clinton was acquitted by the Senate on two impeachment charges: Raping the prostitute and having a cock that smelled like shit. Clinton had for a long period insisted "I did not force my non-smelly prick into that whore," which of course was bullshit.
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| In the year [[2000]], Clinton graciously agreed to step down, and his designated successor [[Al Gore]] defeated [[W]] in elections. However, due to a dispute over the $200 security deposit paid by Clinton when he had entered the White House in 1993, the [[Democrat]] victory was forfeited under Article VI of the United States Constitution and Gore was [[pwned|defeated]].
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| ==Post Presidential criminal activities==
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| [[Image:Bill_Clinton_pimp.jpg|thumb|200px|Bill Clinton preparing for his role as "First Pimp" in 2008.]] | |
| Bill Clinton moved into an office in Harlem, [[New York|NY]], to keep it real with his fellow [[nigras]]. He's become a staple of the local landscape, pimping around in his post-presidential limousine, which was presented as a gift to him by [[ODB|Ol' Dirty Bastard]] of Wu Tang Clan fame. He is often sighted walking around, leading his entourage with a cane, distinctive for his pale complexion, bowler hat and fake eyelashes around one eye; he is also commonly sighted throwing dice in the alley, playing dominoes in the park, and sometimes joins the harmonica/guitar duo outside Phil's Liquor with his sexophone.
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| Clinton and ODB actually had quite a friendship going and frequently would booty around Harlem in the Clintdaddilac (as the [[bling bling|metallic gold limo which sits on 24-inch spinners]] is called), picking up [[slut|fly girlies]] and cruising for some chicken wings on their way to the Apollo. Ultimately, Clinton delivered the eulogy when ODB [[dead|died]] and poured an entire bottle of Hennessy Private Reserve for his fallen comrade, whom he said was "[[an hero|an true hero]]."
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| Clinton currently spends most days at his office/condo in Harlem, which is furnished with a large circular revolving water bed, a full bar, red-painted walls, and a mirrored ceiling. His office does not contain a condom. He employs a full-time funk band to score his exploits as he [[sex|bangs the hell]] out of Madeleine Albright & every [[female]] who comes through the building. When not doing this, he spends the day not talking to his wife as she prepares to run for president in 2008. Clinton doesn't really care much one way or the other how the election pans out; his new desk can accommodate two [[whore|whores]] instead of one anyway. To this day he is remembered by Democrats as [[an hero]]. He was quoted with a gay fail quote as "YAY AT LEAST I R NOT DA [[Bill Nye|BILL NIE!!!!!one]]" Because every schoolkid knows that Nye is actually a [[crazy]] insaneiod hard humping bitch fag like he is.
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Bill Cosby]]
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| *[[Bill Nye]]
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| *[[Bill Kaulitz]]
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| *[[Alan "Brenlo" Crosby]]
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| *[[weed|doobies]]
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