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{{Infobox Album | <!-- See Wikipedia:WikiProject_Albums -->
| Name        = The Best of Mac Dre
| Type        = greatest
| Artist      = [[Mac Dre]]
| Cover      =
| Released    = May 31, 1993
| Genre      = [[Hip hop]]<br/>[[Hyphy]]
| Length      =
| Label      = [[Thizz Entertainment]]
| Producer    =
| Reviews    =
| This album  = '''''The Best of Mac Dre'''''<br/>(1993)
| Next album  = '''''[[The Best of Mac Dre II]]'''''<br/>(2004)
}}


[[Image:Sleaze.jpg|thumb|90% of all furmeet attenders, right here.]]
'''''The Best of Mac Dre''''' is the first "[[Greatest hits|best of]]" album by [[Mac Dre]].


[[Image:Banner.jpg|thumb|Furmeets offer a range of activities.]]
== Track listing ==
=== Disc 1 ===
# Too Hard
# Nuthin But Love
# All Damn Day
# Its Nothin <small>(featuring Cutthoat Committee)</small>
# Hoe We Like <small>(featuring Sleep Dank)</small>
# Rapper Gone Bad
# X.O. Remi
# Love That Donkey
# Doin What I Do
# Overdose <small>(featuring [[Filthy Phil]])</small>
# Fish Head Stew
# Gangsta Niggaz
# Life's a Bitch
# Playin for Kidz <small>(featuring [[Keak da Sneak]]) </small>
# If It Ain't Real <small>(featuring [[Messy Marv]], [[Da'unda'dogg]], Seff tha Gaffla, Naked, [[San Quinn]] & Juggy)</small>
# Gift 2 Gab


Furmeets are unholy [[Satan]]ic rituals that usually culminate in wild, greasy orgies with someone's dog and a large group of old, [[fat|overweight]] men whining over a two pound burrito at Taco Del Mar. Furmeets are the only occasion a [[furry|fur]] will actually venture outside [[IRL]], making it an interesting, yet horrific spectacle for an outside observer.
==Disc 2==
# I've Been Down <small>(featuring Harm)</small>
# California Livin' <small>(featuring [[Da'unda'dogg| Coolio Da Unda Dogg]])</small>
# Young Black Brotha
# Pimps Get Chose <small>(featuring [[Don Cisco]])</small>
# Valley Joe <small>(featuring [[PSD (rapper)|PSD]], [[B-Legit]] & [[Little Bruce]])</small>
# Stupid Doo Doo Dumb <small>(featuring [[Mac Mall]] & Miami)</small>
# I Need a Eight <small>(featuring Miami & Rott Wilder)</small>
# Fire <small>(featuring [[Big Lurch]] & Harm)</small>
# Young Playah
# Hoes Love It <small>(featuring [[Spice 1]])</small>
# Fast Money <small>(featuring [[Warren G]], [[Kokane]] & Dutches)</small>
# Anti-Square <small>(featuring [[PSD (rapper)|PSD]], Dubee & Miami)</small>
# On My Toes
# Doin What We Do <small>(featuring [[Da' Unda' Dogg]], PSD, Dubee & [[Mac Mall]])</small>
# They Don't Understand <small>(featuring [[Ray Luv]])</small>
# Crest Creeper <small>(featuring Dubee, Jamar & Naked)</small>


== How to spot a Furmeet ==
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Furmeets are very easy to confuse with a [[Star Trek|trekkie]] meet, though they tend to take place in a more promiscuous location, like McDonald's or in front of the local porn store. If you think it may be a furmeet and not a more benign (but no less dorky) Otaku-grouping or trekkie meet, look for the following three signs:
[[Category: Mac Dre albums]]
# Is anyone wearing tails or ears? Otakus might wear the latter, but you'd be hard pressed to find some ''Naruto'' fanboy wearing a fox tail...made of [[dildo]]s.
[[Category: 1993 compilation albums]]
# Is anyone actually doing anything? Furs can't adapt to the spooky world beyond the [[Internets]], which leaves them all transfixed in place like a [[fat]] [[cow]] staring into headlights.
[[Category:Greatest hits albums]]
# Is anyone eying passing dogs or cuddling stuffed animals? If so, it's advised you call your [[internet lawyer]] and [[sue]] for what happens to that poor puppy next.
[[Category:Hip hop compilation albums]]
 
[[Category:Double compilation albums]]
== What to do if you spot a Furmeet ==
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If [[God|destiny]] has led you to one of these perverted Disney discos, have no fear. This is your opportunity to ensure possession of [[Islam|72]] [[cp|year-old virgins]] in your afterlife. Like all [[ed|self-respecting organizations]], IRL bans furries on sight, and the [[police|mods]] will reward you for your ambitious nature. If you are low on ammunition, you may [[wtc|use the congregation as a landing strip]], or simply [[kill it with fire]].
{{furfaggotry}}
[[Category:Furries]]

Revision as of 00:29, 20 April 2011

Template:Infobox Album

The Best of Mac Dre is the first "best of" album by Mac Dre.

Track listing

Disc 1

  1. Too Hard
  2. Nuthin But Love
  3. All Damn Day
  4. Its Nothin (featuring Cutthoat Committee)
  5. Hoe We Like (featuring Sleep Dank)
  6. Rapper Gone Bad
  7. X.O. Remi
  8. Love That Donkey
  9. Doin What I Do
  10. Overdose (featuring Filthy Phil)
  11. Fish Head Stew
  12. Gangsta Niggaz
  13. Life's a Bitch
  14. Playin for Kidz (featuring Keak da Sneak)
  15. If It Ain't Real (featuring Messy Marv, Da'unda'dogg, Seff tha Gaffla, Naked, San Quinn & Juggy)
  16. Gift 2 Gab

Disc 2

  1. I've Been Down (featuring Harm)
  2. California Livin' (featuring Coolio Da Unda Dogg)
  3. Young Black Brotha
  4. Pimps Get Chose (featuring Don Cisco)
  5. Valley Joe (featuring PSD, B-Legit & Little Bruce)
  6. Stupid Doo Doo Dumb (featuring Mac Mall & Miami)
  7. I Need a Eight (featuring Miami & Rott Wilder)
  8. Fire (featuring Big Lurch & Harm)
  9. Young Playah
  10. Hoes Love It (featuring Spice 1)
  11. Fast Money (featuring Warren G, Kokane & Dutches)
  12. Anti-Square (featuring PSD, Dubee & Miami)
  13. On My Toes
  14. Doin What We Do (featuring Da' Unda' Dogg, PSD, Dubee & Mac Mall)
  15. They Don't Understand (featuring Ray Luv)
  16. Crest Creeper (featuring Dubee, Jamar & Naked)

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