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{{Infobox Album | <!-- See Wikipedia:WikiProject_Albums -->
| Name        = The Best of Mac Dre
| Type        = greatest
| Artist      = [[Mac Dre]]
| Cover      =
| Released    = May 31, 1993
| Genre      = [[Hip hop]]<br/>[[Hyphy]]
| Length      =
| Label      = [[Thizz Entertainment]]
| Producer    =
| Reviews    =
| This album  = '''''The Best of Mac Dre'''''<br/>(1993)
| Next album  = '''''[[The Best of Mac Dre II]]'''''<br/>(2004)
}}


[[File:Satan.gif|frame|right|[[Jimbo Wales]]]]
'''''The Best of Mac Dre''''' is the first "[[Greatest hits|best of]]" album by [[Mac Dre]].


<blockquote>
== Track listing ==
<div>Um, me. I'm doing it on purpose. I wrote teh [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyldenism Hyldenism] page by making up a load of religious [[crap]] that ''sounded'' serious. Seriously, Hyldenism doesn't exist. Um, sorry?</div>
=== Disc 1 ===
<div style="text-indent:2em;">&mdash; [[User:Viel]], [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Wikipedia&diff=prev&oldid=59659 (sauce)]</div>
# Too Hard
</blockquote>
# Nuthin But Love
# All Damn Day
# Its Nothin <small>(featuring Cutthoat Committee)</small>
# Hoe We Like <small>(featuring Sleep Dank)</small>
# Rapper Gone Bad
# X.O. Remi
# Love That Donkey
# Doin What I Do
# Overdose <small>(featuring [[Filthy Phil]])</small>
# Fish Head Stew
# Gangsta Niggaz
# Life's a Bitch
# Playin for Kidz <small>(featuring [[Keak da Sneak]]) </small>
# If It Ain't Real <small>(featuring [[Messy Marv]], [[Da'unda'dogg]], Seff tha Gaffla, Naked, [[San Quinn]] & Juggy)</small>
# Gift 2 Gab


For a brief time, [[Wikipedia]] was the worldwide primary authority on Hyldenism. However, due to the hatred by some admin of minor religions that s/he doesn't understand, the Hyldenism article was deleted from Wikipedia. Below is the original article in its entirety.
==Disc 2==
 
# I've Been Down <small>(featuring Harm)</small>
==The article==
# California Livin' <small>(featuring [[Da'unda'dogg| Coolio Da Unda Dogg]])</small>
{{Quote3|
# Young Black Brotha
'''Hyldenism''' is an offshoot of [[Christian]]ity, incorporating Jewish mythology and various forms of demonology from world religions as the "Ultimate Truth".
# Pimps Get Chose <small>(featuring [[Don Cisco]])</small>
 
# Valley Joe <small>(featuring [[PSD (rapper)|PSD]], [[B-Legit]] & [[Little Bruce]])</small>
First, there was Yahweh; the Alpha and Omega, Creator and Destroyer, the Beginning and End of All Things. Second, there was the Host, the multitude of angels and spectral entities formed from Yahweh's own holy light. These beings were given a choice: serve their Father in Heaven, or roam the dark plains of the Abyss for all eternity as their own masters. Those who chose the path of Evil became the original Devils, with the almighty archangel [[Satan]] as their leader. In the shadow of the Abyss, they decayed and reverted into dark, primal creatures of Hate and Malice.
# Stupid Doo Doo Dumb <small>(featuring [[Mac Mall]] & Miami)</small>
 
# I Need a Eight <small>(featuring Miami & Rott Wilder)</small>
An aeon later, while the Angels and the Devils co-existed on seperate plains of existence, the Archangel Lucifer, [[God]]'s first among the angelic Host, grew more and more powerful. Reaching a pinnacle of omnipotence matched only by Yahweh Himself, he led a third of the Host in an unholy battle for the throne of Heaven and ultimate control of the Universe. Outnumbered by the remnants of God's army, Lucifer and his followers were stripped of their wings annd cast down into Hell along with the ancient Devils.
# Fire <small>(featuring [[Big Lurch]] & Harm)</small>
 
# Young Playah
However, Lucifer was far from finished. Defeating Satan and claiming rule over all of Hell, he vowed to use his legion of the Fallen Angels and Devils alike to seek vengence against Yahweh.
# Hoes Love It <small>(featuring [[Spice 1]])</small>
 
# Fast Money <small>(featuring [[Warren G]], [[Kokane]] & Dutches)</small>
An age passed; and finally God gave birth to his greatest creation: Man. Billenia of slow evolutionary progress had created the ultimate being, capable of its own free will, blessed by a purifying cycle of Death and Rebirth. However, Lucifer used his power to corrupt Man, leading him down a dark path of Violence and Sin. The souls of the damned would forever be tormented within the bowels of Lucifer's prison, feeding his dark power. Only the purest of spirits would reach the Gates of Heaven; neutral souls would hereby be reincarnated in an eternal cycle until they were either Cleansed or Damned, and so the Great War began; an eternal battle for Man's mortal soul.
# Anti-Square <small>(featuring [[PSD (rapper)|PSD]], Dubee & Miami)</small>
 
# On My Toes
Hyldenism stands by science and evolution as the origin of life, but maintains the truth of its unique holy scripture.
# Doin What We Do <small>(featuring [[Da' Unda' Dogg]], PSD, Dubee & [[Mac Mall]])</small>
 
# They Don't Understand <small>(featuring [[Ray Luv]])</small>
Lucifer is not evil; he is the Lost. Had he defeated the faithful Host, he would have ascended the Throne, becoming God; History would have been rewritten. Now he presides in [[Hell]] with the souls of the damned, awaiting the day when he can take his vengence.
# Crest Creeper <small>(featuring Dubee, Jamar & Naked)</small>
}}


==External links==
{{DEFAULTSORT:Best of Mac Dre}}
*[[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Hyldenism|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Hyldenism]] at [[TOW]]
[[Category: Mac Dre albums]]
{{Christianity}}
[[Category: 1993 compilation albums]]
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[[Category:Greatest hits albums]]
[[Category:Pranks]]
[[Category:Hip hop compilation albums]]
[[Category:Double compilation albums]]
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Revision as of 00:30, 20 April 2011

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The Best of Mac Dre is the first "best of" album by Mac Dre.

Track listing

Disc 1

  1. Too Hard
  2. Nuthin But Love
  3. All Damn Day
  4. Its Nothin (featuring Cutthoat Committee)
  5. Hoe We Like (featuring Sleep Dank)
  6. Rapper Gone Bad
  7. X.O. Remi
  8. Love That Donkey
  9. Doin What I Do
  10. Overdose (featuring Filthy Phil)
  11. Fish Head Stew
  12. Gangsta Niggaz
  13. Life's a Bitch
  14. Playin for Kidz (featuring Keak da Sneak)
  15. If It Ain't Real (featuring Messy Marv, Da'unda'dogg, Seff tha Gaffla, Naked, San Quinn & Juggy)
  16. Gift 2 Gab

Disc 2

  1. I've Been Down (featuring Harm)
  2. California Livin' (featuring Coolio Da Unda Dogg)
  3. Young Black Brotha
  4. Pimps Get Chose (featuring Don Cisco)
  5. Valley Joe (featuring PSD, B-Legit & Little Bruce)
  6. Stupid Doo Doo Dumb (featuring Mac Mall & Miami)
  7. I Need a Eight (featuring Miami & Rott Wilder)
  8. Fire (featuring Big Lurch & Harm)
  9. Young Playah
  10. Hoes Love It (featuring Spice 1)
  11. Fast Money (featuring Warren G, Kokane & Dutches)
  12. Anti-Square (featuring PSD, Dubee & Miami)
  13. On My Toes
  14. Doin What We Do (featuring Da' Unda' Dogg, PSD, Dubee & Mac Mall)
  15. They Don't Understand (featuring Ray Luv)
  16. Crest Creeper (featuring Dubee, Jamar & Naked)

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