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The queen in charge was a greedy [[Jew]], her name was Queen [[Sherrod]] I, and wanted more taxes; The peasants failing to pay their large bandwidth consuming taxes refused to pay them. One day, the queen was in such a fit about not having enough money to buy new dildos and petty items, that she sold the whole kingdom to a tribe of greedy Jewish traders.</p>
The queen in charge was a greedy [[Jew]], her name was Queen [[Sherrod]] I, and wanted more taxes; The peasants failing to pay their large bandwidth consuming taxes refused to pay them. One day, the queen was in such a fit about not having enough money to buy new dildos and petty items, that she sold the whole kingdom to a tribe of greedy Jewish traders.</p>
<p> The Jewish traders too, wanted [[more]] money to spend on worthless shit, like [[time cube]]s and small planets. They liquidated all assets in the village for [[over 9000]] Jew Golds; and started anew. The old villagers made a perilous voyage across the world to a new land, taking as much of their [[crap|possessions]] with them as they could save from the evil traders.</p>
<p> The Jewish traders too, wanted [[more]] money to spend on worthless shit, like [[time cube]]s and small planets. They liquidated all assets in the village for [[over 9000]] Jew Golds; and started anew. The old villagers made a perilous voyage across the world to a new land, taking as much of their [[crap|possessions]] with them as they could save from the evil traders.</p>
<p>When they reached the new land, they split up in to several colonies, three large ones taking the lead, New [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch EDLand], [http://www.lurkmoarpedia.com/ Lurkington], and [http://encyclopediaerratica.com/ The City Of Erratica]. The brave settlers began to rapidly grow in numbers, and heard news of the awful industrialization and aristocracy going on their [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com  homeland]
<p>When they reached the new land, they split up in to several colonies, three large ones taking the lead, New [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch EDLand], [http://www.lurkmoarpedia.com/ Lurkington], and [http://encyclopediaerratica.com/ The City Of Erratica]. The brave settlers began to rapidly grow in numbers, and heard news of the awful industrialization and aristocracy going on their [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com  homeland]. </p>
<p> Soon after coming together, New EDLand, was nearly attacked by the new troops of the the evil Queen Sherrod, who claimed that the new colony was hers, and had always been. A brave young night [[User:MeepSheep | Sir Meep III]] emerged from the battlefields a brave young diplomat. He was soon added to the elite committee, the Opians, placed there to oversee operation of the new democratica society.</p>

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Once upon a time children, there was a land known as "Ye Olde EDland" and all was good, but problem were arising speedily. The queen in charge was a greedy Jew, her name was Queen Sherrod I, and wanted more taxes; The peasants failing to pay their large bandwidth consuming taxes refused to pay them. One day, the queen was in such a fit about not having enough money to buy new dildos and petty items, that she sold the whole kingdom to a tribe of greedy Jewish traders.

The Jewish traders too, wanted more money to spend on worthless shit, like time cubes and small planets. They liquidated all assets in the village for over 9000 Jew Golds; and started anew. The old villagers made a perilous voyage across the world to a new land, taking as much of their possessions with them as they could save from the evil traders.

When they reached the new land, they split up in to several colonies, three large ones taking the lead, New EDLand, Lurkington, and The City Of Erratica. The brave settlers began to rapidly grow in numbers, and heard news of the awful industrialization and aristocracy going on their homeland.

Soon after coming together, New EDLand, was nearly attacked by the new troops of the the evil Queen Sherrod, who claimed that the new colony was hers, and had always been. A brave young night Sir Meep III emerged from the battlefields a brave young diplomat. He was soon added to the elite committee, the Opians, placed there to oversee operation of the new democratica society.