Kabutolover334

Kabuto is a cute guy from Naruto not a Pokemon!!11

Kabutolover334: Powerword Megan Jospeh, first came to the attention of ED when attempting to whiteknight the epic lolcow SephirothPrincess941. Many lulz were had at her expense due to her godawful spelling and claims of assburgers and lysdexia. When Sepphy eventually raged on her for daring to post in her signature that she loved the same animu faggot as her, most of the attention turned back to SephirothPrincess's monumental asshattery. Why a self-proclaimed Christian was hanging around a devil-worshiping Jashinist in the first place is anyone's guess. She also despises yaoi because it's icky and doesn't conform to the bible while we all know Sepphy can't get enough of the hawt boy loves!

Kabufgt fell of the radar for a while until an anonymous Tartlet commissioned a work parodying her Mary-sue dragon OC. Lulz ensued.

The infamous White-Knight Fail

NOT A WHALE!!! and Curtain Horror Movies

The picture that started the drama

The Original

After seeing the parody work Kabutolover334 proceeded to have a shitfit, reporting the artist Stapledslut not once, not twice, but eleven times. Baaaaawing that her OC shouldn't have been used without her permission (despite being a blatant re-color Spyro Mary Sue to start off with) Kabufgt then started to bitch how the creature her Sue was killing was not a whale but a "shadow blod". In her list of likes and dislikes she stated she hated "curtain horror movies" instead of "certain" since she doesn't know how to use spellcheck. This also resulted in a laugh fest.

She then uploaded a character reference picture of Glacia Warrior Dragon's arch nemesis on her account to show how it wasn't a whale. Since she can't draw worth shit everyone left comments on what an awesome whale she drew. She began playing the internet tough guy and chiefly ignoring the attention.

Curtain Horror Movies

The response

Being 22 years old and still living at home with mommy, Kabutolover334 has no life and spends her entire day on Deviantart stalking better artists than herself (namely everyone). But you better damn well not draw yaoi or she'll tell you how disgusting and wrong that is! Kabufgt will comment on every. single. damn. picture ever drawn by popular Narutard artists in their gallery. She also favorites about 1000 pictures a day. When someone thanks her for it, Kabufgt practically demands that they check out her ttly awsum gallery as well since she took the time out of her busy day to look through theirs.

She joined a DA group for OCs and bawwed when her entry wasn't accepted for being a Mary Sue and then bitched to the Mods that their journal entries on character flaws were aimed directly at her. Meanwhile her own Group is nothing but a self-serving tribute to her OCXKabuto because it trooo wuv. Kabufgt also professes to hate politics, raging at one poll writer for talking about the BP Oil Spill on Earth Day. The following day she commented on another Tartlet's picture that touched on the same issue. She claims to ignore haters with ugly stamps all over her page and then the stamp beside it states she also reports trolls. Hypocrisy much?

Being the dumb, arrogant shit that she is, Kabufgt was also stupid enough to leave her real name on her DevianTart page and to leave her Failbook unprotected for all to see.

It's all about meeeeee

Ways to troll Kabutolover334:

• Tell her it's a goddamn whale
• Tell her Kabuto is an awesome pokemon but Kabutops is way cooler
• Spam her page with yaoi
• Tell her Kabuto is in love with Orochimaru

Her Contact Info
Megan Joseph
10122 Anderson Rd
Granger, IN 46530
(574)674-8718

Screencaps

Kabutolover's Hypocrisy About missing Pics

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  IT'S NOT A WHALE!!!
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  Ur not allowed to parody mah OC
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  IT'S STILL NOT A WHALE!!!

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  I love dragons before Jesus too
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  That better not be yaoi!!!
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  Well it is yaoi, dumbass
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  My style doesn't stink!
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  Ppl Think I'm awsum!
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  Check out my Gallery
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  Don't talk politics in ur journal
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  Too dumb to know she's being trolled
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  You need permission!
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  It's a private journal on a public site
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  Mom warned you not to do this...

Gallery of Fail

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  Totally Not a Whale!
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  It's like staring into Hell
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  I accidentally the anatomy
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  Specail
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  Fucking Furry Art
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  I love Vangouh too

Fanart

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  Makin' Shadow Blods

See Also

SephirothPrincess941

External Links

DevianTart Page
Her Failbook
Her MySpaz (friends only)

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