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{{quote|You've made me who I am, I shall now use this agains't you.|Jürgen, on his third goodbye letter adressed to the Belgian Army}}
 
'''CPL Jürgen Conings''' is an [[alt-right]] [[Belgium|Belgian]] [[Army|soldier]] (previously a security guard) which holds the second place for best Hide and Seek hider after [[Anne Frank]] (and is still hiding as of Friday May 21st of 2021), searched by a total of 250 Belgian seekers, helped a [[Germany|German]] and [[Luxembourg|Luxembourger]] seeker squad.
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jürgen Conings'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Belgium|Belgian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBelgium.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High Score]]'''|Sadly, nothing yet}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hide and seek}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Not yet}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[COVID-19]]}}
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{{quote|You've made me who I am, I shall now use this against you.<br><small><small><sub>''Jullie hebben me getraind om te worden wie ik ben, ik ga dat nu tegen jullie gebruiken.''</sub></small></small>|Jürgen, on his third goodbye letter adressed to the Belgian Army
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'''Jürgen Conings''' is an [[alt-right]] [[Belgium|Belgian]] [[Army|Air Force]] caporal (previously a security guard) which holds the second place for "best Hide and Seek hider", first place being [[Anne Frank]]. (and is still hiding as of Friday May 22nd of 2021), searched by a total of 400 Belgian units, helped by [[Germany|German]] and [[Luxembourg|Luxembourger]] seeking squads.


He was a sniper that got "downgraded" to the rank of armorer getting [[retarded|the keys of a fucking weapon depot after being put on a ''potential alt-right terrorist'' watchlist]]
He was a sniper that got "downgraded" to the rank of armorer getting [[retarded|the keys of a fucking weapon depot after being put on a ''potential alt-right terrorist'' watchlist]]
== Before the Game ==
Before he went hiding, he left a manifesto in the form of three letters destinated to the State, to the Virologists and to the Army.
In the manifesto he threatened to attack the current regime and virologists.
He left home, went off the grid and hiding in the night of Monday, May 17th 2020 and was sighted around the house of the virologist Marc van Ranst for 2 hours.
== Game Timeline ==
The search begun next day, the seekers are '''Team Special Unit''' and '''Team Limburg Police'''. A report indicated that he is probably armed.
=== May 18th ===
An abandonned Audi was found containing FOUR ANTI-TANK ROCKET LAUNCHERS, weapons with ammo ; closing the nearby mosques and parks.
=== May 19th ===
Team Germany, Team Luxemburg and Team Netherlands joined the Seekers team. Totaling the number of players to ≈600 seekers.
=== May 20th ===
Gunshots were heard at the Haute Campine park. The whole park was searched in vain, a sighting in Leuven was reported: he is still not found.
A federal case has been opened for "attempted murder and forbidden detention of weapon in a terrorist context".
=== May 21st ===
TBC.
== Online ==
After he went missing, people showed their support for Conings using the #jurgenconings and [[Blacklivesmatter|#jurgenlivesmatter]] [[hashtags]] on [[Twitter]] and including the group "United for Jürgen" on [[Facebook]], the latter being [[Administrator|administrated]] by the VP of the Flemish equivalent of the [[Hitler Youth]] (Vlaams Belang Jongeren Lier)
== Graded Score ==
{{wanted|5}}
[[Category:2021]]

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Jürgen Conings
Nationality: Belgian  
High Score Sadly, nothing yet
Style Hide and seek
An Hero? Not yet
Motive COVID-19
   
 
You've made me who I am, I shall now use this against you.
Jullie hebben me getraind om te worden wie ik ben, ik ga dat nu tegen jullie gebruiken.

 

 
 

—Jürgen, on his third goodbye letter adressed to the Belgian Army

Jürgen Conings is an alt-right Belgian Air Force caporal (previously a security guard) which holds the second place for "best Hide and Seek hider", first place being Anne Frank. (and is still hiding as of Friday May 22nd of 2021), searched by a total of 400 Belgian units, helped by German and Luxembourger seeking squads.

He was a sniper that got "downgraded" to the rank of armorer getting the keys of a fucking weapon depot after being put on a potential alt-right terrorist watchlist

Before the Game

Before he went hiding, he left a manifesto in the form of three letters destinated to the State, to the Virologists and to the Army. In the manifesto he threatened to attack the current regime and virologists.

He left home, went off the grid and hiding in the night of Monday, May 17th 2020 and was sighted around the house of the virologist Marc van Ranst for 2 hours.

Game Timeline

The search begun next day, the seekers are Team Special Unit and Team Limburg Police. A report indicated that he is probably armed.

May 18th

An abandonned Audi was found containing FOUR ANTI-TANK ROCKET LAUNCHERS, weapons with ammo ; closing the nearby mosques and parks.

May 19th

Team Germany, Team Luxemburg and Team Netherlands joined the Seekers team. Totaling the number of players to ≈600 seekers.

May 20th

Gunshots were heard at the Haute Campine park. The whole park was searched in vain, a sighting in Leuven was reported: he is still not found. A federal case has been opened for "attempted murder and forbidden detention of weapon in a terrorist context".

May 21st

TBC.

Online

After he went missing, people showed their support for Conings using the #jurgenconings and #jurgenlivesmatter hashtags on Twitter and including the group "United for Jürgen" on Facebook, the latter being administrated by the VP of the Flemish equivalent of the Hitler Youth (Vlaams Belang Jongeren Lier)

Graded Score

Wanted Level:

National Guard