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{{quote|[[Edgy|You've made me who I am, I shall now use this against you]].<br><small><small><sub>''Jullie hebben me getraind om te worden wie ik ben, ik ga dat nu tegen jullie gebruiken.''</sub></small></small>|Jürgen, on his third goodbye letter adressed to the Belgian Army | {{quote|[[Edgy|You've made me who I am, I shall now use this against you]].<br><small><small><sub>''Jullie hebben me getraind om te worden wie ik ben, ik ga dat nu tegen jullie gebruiken.''</sub></small></small>|Jürgen, on his third goodbye letter adressed to the Belgian Army | ||
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'''Jürgen Conings''' is an [[alt-right]] [[Belgium|Belgian]] [[Army|Air Force]] caporal (previously a security guard) which holds the second place for "best Hide and Seek hider" in [[Europe]], first place being [[Anne Frank]]. (and is still hiding as of Friday May 22nd of 2021), searched by a total of 400 Belgian units, helped by [[Germany|German]] and [[Luxembourg|Luxembourger]] seeking squads. | '''Jürgen Conings''' is an [[alt-right]] [[Belgium|Belgian]] [[Army|Air Force]] caporal (previously a security guard) which holds the second place for "best Hide and Seek hider" in [[Europe]], first place being [[Anne Frank]]. (and is still hiding as of Friday May 22nd of 2021), searched by a total of 400 Belgian units, helped by [[Germany|German]], [[Dutch]] and [[Luxembourg|Luxembourger]] seeking squads. | ||
He was a sniper that got "downgraded" to the rank of armorer getting [[retarded|the keys of a fucking weapon depot after being put on a ''potential alt-right terrorist'' watchlist]] | He was a sniper that got "downgraded" to the rank of armorer getting [[retarded|the keys of a fucking weapon depot after being put on a ''potential alt-right terrorist'' watchlist]] | ||
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| Nationality: | Belgian 
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| High Score | Sadly, nothing yet |
| Style | Hide and seek |
| An Hero? | Not yet |
| Motive | COVID-19 |
—Jürgen, on his third goodbye letter adressed to the Belgian Army | ||
Jürgen Conings is an alt-right Belgian Air Force caporal (previously a security guard) which holds the second place for "best Hide and Seek hider" in Europe, first place being Anne Frank. (and is still hiding as of Friday May 22nd of 2021), searched by a total of 400 Belgian units, helped by German, Dutch and Luxembourger seeking squads.
He was a sniper that got "downgraded" to the rank of armorer getting the keys of a fucking weapon depot after being put on a potential alt-right terrorist watchlist
Before the Game
Before he went hiding, he left a manifesto in the form of three letters destinated to the State, to the Virologists and to the Army. In the manifesto he threatened to attack the current regime and virologists.
He left home, went off the grid and hiding in the night of Monday, May 17th 2020 and was sighted around the house of the virologist Marc van Ranst for 2 hours.
Game Timeline
The search begun next day, the seekers are Team Special Unit and Team Limburg Police. A report indicated that he is probably armed.
May 18th
An abandonned Audi was found containing FOUR ANTI-TANK ROCKET LAUNCHERS, weapons with ammo ; closing the nearby mosques and parks.
May 19th
Team Germany, Team Luxemburg and Team Netherlands joined the Seekers team. Totaling the number of players to ≈600 seekers.
May 20th
Gunshots were heard at the Haute Campine park. The whole park was searched in vain, a sighting in Leuven was reported: he is still not found. A federal case has been opened for "attempted murder and forbidden detention of weapon in a terrorist context".
May 21st
It has been proven that the aforementioned Audi got trapped with a grenade trap. LOL
May 22nd
TBC.
Online
After he went missing, people showed their support for Conings using the #jurgenconings and #jurgenlivesmatter hashtags on Twitter and including the group "United for Jürgen" on Facebook, the latter being administrated by the VP of the Flemish equivalent of the Hitler Youth (Vlaams Belang Jongeren Lier)
Graded Score
Wanted Level:
National Guard