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'''2.''' Create a social media account, [[Twitter]] will do for this example. <br>
'''2.''' Create a social media account, [[Twitter]] will do for this example. <br>
'''3.''' Put your pronouns in your bio or whatever equivalent page section. <br>
'''3.''' Put your pronouns in your bio or whatever equivalent page section. <br>
'''4.''' [[eat|Get]] [[shit|AIDs]] and [[die]]. <br>
'''4.''' [[eat|Get]] [[shit|AIDS]] and [[die]]. <br>


=="Common" Examples==
=="Common" Examples==

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Recently, the newest batch of faggots in training have been developing a new method to be as annoying as possible to be around. Their research into the science of being obnoxious and retarded to speak to has culminated in the creation of Neopronouns and Xenogenders. Think of how some people refer to themselves as they/them and then multiply the complexity of breaking the English language apart by a thousandfold and you get Neopronouns and Xenogenders. These are mostly used by the losers you'd see on Twitter and other such Internet trash heap websites that have a pronoun list in their bios or about page.

What are Neopronouns

Neopronouns are typically a set of singular third person pronouns that are not officially recognized by the bigoted creators of the English language. They exist to replace gendered pronouns like "he/him" for men and "she/her" for women. This also includes the progenitor of this trend of non-binary retards who use "they/them". Faggots use these to avoid using the singular form of they which some argue can be confused with the plural form of they. Alternatively, and more commonly these are used to make the users feel special and unique and not at all hollow and obnoxious.

one of the many flags used to identify Neopronoun users
one of the many flags used to identify Neopronoun users

What are Xenogenders

A Xenogender is a large encompassing term for other gender identities that can't be described at all using normal human langauge concepts as they were developed by Satanic lizard Jews to further corrupt and incapacitate western societies with more crap. These people describe their Xenogenders using metaphors to describe what its like or what qualities it has.

"Common" Categories

  • Nouns = Compares their gender to an animal, part of nature, an abstract idea or a symbol.
  • Sensory Characteristics = Describes their gender through texture, color, taste, time, et cetera.
  • Neurotypes = When your mental illness is also your gender, which is ironic if you think about it.

Other Categories

  • Situational = The gender changes depending on their current situation.
  • Kintypes = A newer and nicer(?) way of saying you're an otherkin.
  • Oneself = Your gender solely revolves around you to the point it is exclusive to you.

How to make your own Neopronoun/Xenogender

Want to be an obnoxious faggot too? With this simple guide you can!

1. Make up some retarded pronouns.
2. Create a social media account, Twitter will do for this example.
3. Put your pronouns in your bio or whatever equivalent page section.
4. Get AIDS and die.

"Common" Examples

  • They
  • Ze
  • Fae
  • Zir
  • Per
  • Xe
  • It
  • One

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See also

Neopronouns is part of a series on Language & Communication
Languages and DialectsGrammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and UsageRhetorical StrategiesPoetryThe Politics of Language and CommunicationMediaVisual Rhetoric
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