Illlaw

Illlaw exhibiting childlike wonder during a genuine pwn.

Illlaw is a LiveJournal user and extremely popular member of Rant_about_cons. He recently walked away with Best Debate Style as well as honors for being one quarter of Team RAC, aka The Cabal, at the RAC Awards 2005.

After he failed to win hottest member, however, he behaved like a complete crybaby about it. He values his looks over his brains, and this categorical rejection by his peers reduced him to a mere shadow of his former self. This lasted for only a short time (about as short as Ghostlight's willy) and he is all better now.

You are wrong

He is of superior intellect and because of that he studied law and you didn't. In fact, you couldn't even get into law school and he laughs at you because of that since it's actually really easy if you can fill in the little bubbles on a multiple choice test. However, he is very old and very wise and has learned a foolproof (unless you are Culturalbaggage) way of getting into law school. All you have to do is photograph the dean of admissions of the law school of your choice in a compromising position, preferably with a furry. This will absolutely work as he is right all of the time and can change anyone's mind about anything because he studied law and you didn't and this is a nation of laws. The only people that are more educated than him are PhDs, and they are too busy hitting on freshmen in their classes so he has not run into a person in any debate that is more highly educated than he (because he studied law and this is a nation of laws). As he is a very experienced shyster he tries to get any angle he can to win an argument (regardless of whether he actually agrees with it or not) and he will pound your sorry ass into the ground because he studied law and you didn't and this is a nation of laws and you don't know what you are talking about. Ever.

For amusement, ED recommends that you take his bait so he can run you around in circles because he studied law and this is a nation of laws and you didn't study law because you're not as smart as he is which means you don't know the law better than him and even if you do he's a lawyer and you are not and he laughs at you about this since being a lawyer is a big scam and he barely has to work at all and he makes as much as stupid corporate lawyers who work 80 hours a week and you probably don't even have a real job. It's like a form of occupatio where you don't even have to say anything.

Porn

Currently there is some debate over Illlaw's naked body. Sources confirm, however, that he is simply fine as hell.

Rumored to take part in furry porn with miaryann; though not yet substantiated, finding proof is only a matter of time.

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