Canv.as

Canv.as is a shitty website where creative users take old shitty stale memes that the rest of the internet threw away, and remixes them over 9000 times. Nothing on Canv.as is OC but all the creative users who just discovered the internet think they are so original and can create epic lulz.

Remixing

Images posted to canv.as will typically have the text "Type text here" added on top because the text tool, like all the other tools, sucks ass.

On Canv.as they have the handy tool to "remix" images while in browser! While this tool would be cool if not for the fact that Canv.as is full of 13-year-old boys who downvote anything even remotely lulzy. Every image is remixed over 9000 times to the point where anything that is even remotely Original is stale within the first 5 seconds. tl:dr Canv.as is the cum-dumpster of the internet.

Stickers

Canv.as had the "handy" idea to allow the user to "sticker" posts. Originally it was an okay idea then moot being the Jew he is took away half the stickers that where available to the user. Not that it mattered anyway because the only stickers ever used is the monocle. The #1 sticker used to be extremely popular until moot limited that as well in an act of total douchiness. Now all the creative users do is spam monocles all day while trying to create their independence from the rest of the interwebz.

Inviting

Normally to get on Canv.as you have to be invited and have a failbook account so it's easier to B& you when you inevitably post CP. Well, today is your lucky day just follow this link: Canv.as and you can create your very own Canv.as account today! Too good to be true you say? Well, stop saying shit! All you need to do is connect your troll Failbook account and you're way to being B& from Canv.as!

See Also

• OhInternet

External Links

• Canv.as Website
• Moot on selling out and becoming a pawn in the capitalist gang-bang.
• 'Canvass Networks' on Wikipedia

--... 02:29, 8 May 2011 (UTC)

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