M.C. Too Tall

John Krantz (a.k.a. M.C. Too Tall and Keeper of the Chalice) is a forty-something Vampire Freak from Brooklyn who produces music that literally nobody should ever listen to, and produces endless diatribes on his sexual prowess, whilst bragging about his internet popularity.

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Web site : [1] http://www.vampirefreaks.com/MCTooTall

Youtube channel : [2] https://www.youtube.com/user/HardonZ (lel hardonz)

Tumblr : MC Too Tall's Tumblr

A youtube video containing a death threat to nobody :

Known for lashing out at anyone who delivers any kind of criticism of him, his "music", or his (alleged) sexual prowess, this reliable Lulzcow provides endless hours of online entertainment.

Example thread : [3]

Also known for being in his 40s and trying to get it on with like sixteen year olds and shit.

Some of his "music".

Of course he has "his own" music label, which in English means "No sane terrestrial soul would ever sign me", "Crowned Eagle Entertainment", which he appears to have pressurized all his semi-cool friends to sign. [4]

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"Glenn Rickie Rossi is a dancer and emcee from Brooklyn NY who, under the name, Mr. Danceman, gained wide spread recognition when he joined forces with M.C. Too Tall, the Master of Sound Quality to release the 2009 classic hit "Girls That Swallow". More known for his dance moves (hence his stage name), he has entertained thousands upon thousands of people in dancehalls all up and down the eastern seaboard and has even strutted his stuff at Brooklyn's Keyspan Park/MCU Park (home of Mets minor league Brooklyn Cyclones baseball team). He is also an expert on fine jewlery and classic American luxury cars and is a die-hard Yankee fan. He hosted the Crowned Eagle Entertainment produced Brooklyn Gathering at Brooklyn's famous Southpaw music venue in December of 2009. His most recent vocal work is found on M.C. Too Tall's remake of his 2007 hit "Turn It Out" which is aptly titled "Turn It Out 2010". Please be sure to look for Mr. Danceman at a special event near you real soon! " Erm yeah.

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