Dominique Strauss-Kahn

Dominique Strauss-Kahn is was the director of the International Monetary Fund and the most pathological pussyholic of all French politicians. For reasons that are not fully understood yet, he lost all protection from law-enforcement and immunity on May 14th 2011, after trying to raep a chamber-maid in a Sofitel hotel in New York City. To the outrage of the French electorate, DSK was v& and perp-walked after said chamber-maid filed a report. Dominique Strauss-Kahn, euphemistically nick-named "The Great Seducer" by the French media, had been entertaining the power-voyeuristic French masses with compulsive harrassment, groping, surprise sex and sodomization of females of all ages for decades, and the sudden arrest of their hero hit the frog-munchers out of the blue. Allegations of smear-campaigning ensued. As of May 2011, the verdict of the court is still pending, but the odds on the street are that Dominique Strauss-Kahn will eventually meet a Great Seducer named Bubba.

Notable great seductions

Tristane Banon

In 2002, Dominique Strauss-Kahn coveted the daughter of Socialist councilor Anne Mansouret, Tristane Banon, his god-daughter. In the course of her interviewing him for a book about FAIL, the man started groping the object of his romantic interest and made an appointment for more interviewing at some hot-sheet fucknest. It was there where the two love-doves ended up fighting on the floor over whether keeping Tristanes Banon's clothes on or not. She eventually managed to escape the tête-à-tête with minor traumatization. Tristane Banon's mother discouraged filing a report in order to keep her daughter out of trouble.

Piroska Nagy

In 2008, Dominique Strauss-Kahn fancied the wife of economist Mario Blejer, Piroska Nagy, who worked for him at the International Monetary Fund at that time. Courting never takes long for a boss who plays his cards well, and that is how it came to all sorts of copulations, penetrations, buttsex, frolicking -- you name it. When his mistress tired of the affair, she drew the attention of IMF-investigators to Dominique Strauss-Kahn's horny cock. The Great Seducer had to apologize to the IMF for soiling the good name of the organization. Piroska Nagy was fired.

Ophelia Famotidina

In 2011, Ophelia Famotidina, a Sofitel chamber-maid from Guinea, filed a report after the 62-year old naked Dominique Strauss-Kahn jumped out from behind a shower-curtain and assualted her. According to the report, Ophelia Famotidina wanted to clean the room when Strauss-Kahn overwhelmed her and started courting her with his Viagra-enhanced cock. One of the more interesting conspiracy theories claims that Dominique Strauss-Kahn came to the Sofitel regularly, always with the intent to perform "ye olde maid-to-order raeped by great seducer" cosplay with a high-end prostitute provided by Sofitel management. According to the theory, some unidentified world-class pranksters intercepted the whore and instead sent the unsuspecting, pious and diligent Muslim maid Ophelia Famotidina to Dominique Strauss-Kahn's suite, who in turn tried to mouth-fuck the perceived luxury rape toy. This so-so story is highly suspicious, because the only organization who could pull off such a stunt is Anonymous, and those folks had more important things to do at that time. What's more, Strauss-Kahn's laywers did not go that easy route in their defense, what proves that they have much less imagination than the internets.

See also

• France
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• raep
• surprise sex
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