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| | #REDIRECT[[Lazy Town]] |
| [[Image:Lazy town.jpg|frame|left|Notice how Sportacus (the guy in the faggotty blue outfit) is having an erection behind Stephanie.]]
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| [[Image:MagnusScheving.jpg|thumb|left|100px|The creator of Lazy Town, sporting his [[pedophile|pedo]] look.]]
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| [[Image:Fuckyeahlz.gif|frame|right|Fuck NO!!!]]
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| [[Image:Badsideoflazytown.gif|thumb|right|Lazy Town can be an extremely violent place.]]
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| '''''[[shit|Lazy]] Town''''' is supposedly a kids' show, even though no kid has '''[[YOU_ARE_DOING_IT_WRONG|EVER]]''' watched it. The show is mainly geared towards [[pedophiles]] and [[Terri Schiavo|coma victims]]. Kids rarely find Lazy Town entertaining, but if you are a sensible adult who does not fantasize about underage girls, beware. This show will skull fuck your reality. This program routinely whips out its joyful, bubbly and abnormally massive cock, inserts said cock into your cranial cavity and doesn't stop pounding until it squirts a bucket of sticky pink happiness into your diseased and swollen brain tissue.
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| No joke, after watching only thirty minutes of this show you'll be a candidate for [[Terri Schiavo|tube feeding]].
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| Even though the town depicted in the show is called Lazy Town there are barely any [[niggers]].
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| All too often, one comes across fan-porn of this show: [[Photoshopped]] pictures of its pink haired protagonist Stephanie sucking [[cock]]. These pictures originate from [[4chan]] and [[Something Awful]] members, generally to post on other, [[Lie|more innocent]] boards such as [[Gaia Online]] or [[Neopets]], or as fapping material for [[sick fucks]].
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| ==The Show==
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| [[Image:Nazisteph.gif|frame|left|Sieg Heil!]]
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| [[Image:1175871523000.gif|frame|right|[[Asking for it]]]]
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| [[Image:118339487894-1-.gif|frame|200px|left|She's always horny!]]
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| [[Image:Lazuiojfuture.gif|frame|300px|right|A look into Stephanie's future.]]
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| [[Image:1267yh2927962.gif|frame|right|She knows what you [[sick fucks]] are after.]]
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| The cast of ''Lazytown'' includes all types of [[fags]], [[pedophiles]], serial killers, and [[your mom]]. The main characters are a [[liberal]] fag named [[Hard Gay|Sportacus]], who speaks fluent Engrish and has a permanent erection (see above) and a [[Wapanese]] chick with pink hair called Stephanie ([[#Julianna Rose Mauriello|Julianna Rose Mauriello]]) who gives [[pedophiles]] around the world instant erections. Stephanie's uncle is the mayor of the city, Mayor Milford Meanswell, who may or may not be a nigger. Since he's too much of a [[vagina]] to govern the city himself, he calls upon the aid of the "[[homosexual|slightly-above-average hero]]", Sportacus. Since her uncle is a puppet, there has been widespread speculation that Stephanie is the love-child of Miss Piggy (hence the pink) and a mad pedo scientist who sought to create the perfect loli. Although no explanation is given on-screen for Stephanie’s sudden arrival in Lazytown, child welfare documents show that she was sent there to live with her uncle after her parents admitted to police that they had been using her as a [[drug]] trafficking mule since the age of four. That is how she became the Fresh Princess of Lazytown.
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| [[Image:Pedobear-stephanie.gif|frame|300px|left|skampert
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| The rest of the cast are a bunch of [[obese]] puppets with [[fucktarded]] names such as [[Fat|Ziggy]], [[AZN|Trixie]], Jew, and [[Basement-dweller|Pixel]], whom Sportacus and the [[Wapanese|girl]] try to entice into more outdoor activities (i.e. interracial human-puppet [[orgy|orgies]]) but somehow fail miserably. They spend all their time on the [[internets]] jacking off to [[furry]] porn. The bad guy of the show is Robbie [[rotten.com|Rotten]]; he's a pissy old man trying to act like Jim Carrey in "the Grinch" who jerked off one too many times to [[Germany|German]] [[scat porn]], and is now [[fail|impotent]].
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| The show is generally [[unfunny]], unless you're a [[pedophile]] yourself or Bullet Samurai and like seeing a [[loli|little girl]] dance around.
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| {{tinyquote|<small>Lazytown is incredible and a miracle. It helped me quit drinking alcohol and smoking cigarettes. It also helped me curb my sex addiction and saved my marriage, and now I don’t beat my children. I don’t know where I would be without this show. Probably in jail or dead. I owe everything to the show Lazytown.</small>|Smitty}}
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| The show was created by [[Faggot|Magnús]] Jew, a [[gay|gymnastics]] champion, who is [[Pedophile|FORTY FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD]]. Magnús also plays the role of Sportacus.{{clear}}
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| ==Julianna Rose Mauriello==
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| [[Image:Stephanieinabathingsuit.jpg|thumb|The real Stephanie at age 17, but still tits the size of a 10 year old.]]
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| [[Image:Scrubmemama.jpg|left|frame|[[Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat]]]]
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| [[Chris-chan|Jooooolaaaaay]] Rose Mauriello, a real life [[loli]], is the star of ''[[Lazy Town]]''. Born May 26, 1991, she is one of the most lusted after child icons.
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| {{#ifexpr:{{#time:U|May 26, 2009}} > {{#time:U}}
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| |[[Pedophile]]s around the world wait with bated breath for {{#expr:({{#time:U|May 26, 2009}} - {{#time:U|{{#time:Y-m-d}}}}) / 86400}} more days until the day she turns 18 (~15 Eurofags are good to go), at which time they
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| |And as of her 18th birthday, she's '''legal''' in the USA and several European countries. Now <s>[[pedophile]]s</s> (too old) anyone around the world
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| }} can [[fuck]] her brains out without getting arrested for statutory [[rape]] (if they ever left their computer chair). She is often the topic of many [[4chan]] discussions. Actually, she's 19 now, no longer Pedobear Approved. She's reached her peak and is now in a downward spiral which will undoubtedly end up with her squatting in a warehouse somewhere, shooting smack and selling herself for $50 a throw.
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| == Sportacus Steroid Scandal[[Oneoneone|!!!1]] ==
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| [[Image:Pedobear_stephanie_sex.gif|frame|left|GO PEDOBEAR!]]
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| During the course of the show Magnús Scheving (moar liek Fagnus Gayving, [[amirite]]?), writer and creator of ''Lazy Town'' and [[fail|actor]] who portrays SPORTACUS, admitted to using steroids. When asked why he merely explained '[[Engrish|they were not use as a muscle enhancing]], but to maintain muscle mass'. He was then spat on by a journalist who was not pleased with the answer he gave, saying he was a lying S.O.B. Julianna Rose Mauriello has stated she had known of his use of steroids saying she had seen Fagnus inject himself on several occasions, though remained quiet. It should be said here that Gayving is 45 years old aind still [[masturbation|plays with]] little children. If Jellyanna had told the press he used steroids, she would have been raped and murdered.
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| ==The Possible Origins of Lazy Town==
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| ''See article at: [[Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat]]''
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| ==[[TV Tropes|Memetic Mutation]]==
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| [[Image:Pedo.gif|thumb|right|Pedobear loves this article!]]
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| ''Lazytown'' has spawned several [[meme|memes]], the most famous of which is the "You Are a Pirate" song. The song itself is not that funny, but someone made a flash of it and now it's all over the place. Also, the video is so gay that it's [[Unfunny|almost funny]]. However, it does raise several questions:
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| *How old is that girl? (18)
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| *How old is that man? (45)
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| *Is that man trying to rape her? (Yes)
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| *[[What]]? (No idea)
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| *What the hell is that thing in her belt? (A [[dildo|big, soft, pink sword]])
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| *What the fuck is up with the [[Numa numa|European rave music]] break in the middle? ([[Srsly]]?!)
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| *Is this the original? (Yes)
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| *Fuck yeah? (Fuck yeah!)
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| This show also spawned one of the most annoying [[YTMND]] memes ever, which is really quite an accomplishment. These YTMNDs all include a song where Stephanie instructs on the proper way to make [[Delicious Cake]].
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| The cake instructional also gave rise to the [[Cakeroll]].
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| ==Merch==
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| There really is Lazy Town merchandise out there. It's just really hard to find outside of Europe. As one crestfallen user at the getlazy.com forums reports,
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| <center><font size=5>''"I had to buy a loose Stephanie action figure from an eBay Seller in West VA. It was missing the purse and megaphone."''</font></center>
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| I don't know about you, but [[I came]].
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| This really makes one wonder what Stephanie needs with a purse and a megaphone. Does she stand on streetcorners selling herself, yelling out prices for the [[whore|use and abuse of her young, freshly legal body]]? "5,000 krónur for a BJ! 20,000 krónur for straight sex!" Figure out the exchange rates yourself. She probably prefers Euros or U.S. dollars anyway, since the Icelandic economy is really hurting. (''FYI, the rate is $41.02/€31.90 for a BJ and $164.07/€127.66 for sex.'') And she probably doesn't allow anal or kissing. Condoms would, of course, be mandatory, you [[sick fuck]]. Hey, a child actor who's aged out of the industry needs to make a living.
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| ==Lulzy Videos==
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| <center>
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| {{fv|lazytownvids|background-color: pink;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>hQp5l4-sfFA</youtube>
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| |<youtube>d7mG5pQ-s2U</youtube>
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| |<youtube>3AzpByR3MvI</youtube>
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| |<youtube>h1Io7vH0RhE</youtube>
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| |<youtube>9LcplGLXMOI</youtube>
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| |<youtube>o2ItMiiDlLo</youtube>
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| |<youtube>Jbq_1Wy70rE</youtube>
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| |<youtube>_PYhaSilFIw</youtube>
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| |<youtube>wos2jhKhiCQ</youtube>
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| |<youtube>0xObfzUvqGE</youtube>
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| |<youtube>tEedQjD7W3s</youtube>
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| |<youtube>v1-gqU_xiO4</youtube>
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| |<youtube>RLu4iIed7_8</youtube>
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| }}
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| </center>
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| ==You are a gallery==
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| {{cg|Pix|lazytowngallery|center|<gallery>
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| Image:Pinkyexploitable.jpg|OH EXPLOITABLE!
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| Image:Pinkyexploited.jpg|OH EXPLOITED!
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| Image:Stephaniewrong.jpg|[[You are doing it wrong]].
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Lazypedo.png|HOLY SHIT She's gonna get raped..
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| Image:Cake_girl_irl.JPG|Fan doing cosplay.
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| Image:PEDODOX.jpg|[[OH SHI-]]
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| Image:stephaniepussy.jpg
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| Image:Pedobear-stephanie.gif|[[Pedobear]] loves Steph
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| Image:Juliannadyke.gif|Julianna's movie, [http://imdb.com/title/tt0939612/ A FIX.] Abridged? D Y K E.
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| Image:Afixlol.jpg|From her movie. Spoiler : she shoots this bully chick.
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| Image:Head Over Heels.jpg|'Nuff said.
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| Image:Julianna-rose-mauriello-Insp.jpg
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| Image:Juliannarosemaurielloakastephaniefr-1-.jpg|Asking for it.
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| Image:Lazy town killers.jpg|Not so cute now.
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| Image:Crazycake.jpg|Crazy Cake.
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| Image:Lazytownniggers.png|What JewTube thinks of LazyTown
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| File:Legorobot41.jpg|[[Lego Robot]] + [[Rape]]
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| File:Rotfl-hitlazy.jpg|Looks like Robbie's gonna get raped. And not in a good way.
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| File:Perez.jpg|Pic of Stephanie now that she's over 18 and suddenly no longer good looking.
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| File:Pork chop sandwiches.jpg|Steph likes StarCraft
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| Image:HGSTEPH1.jpg|Fanart from a [[Sick fuck]]
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Baby Fuck]]
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| *[[Dora the Explorer]]
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| *[[Font size=5]]
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| *[[Loli]]
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| *[[Pedobear]]
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| *[[Trap]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://lazytowncake.ytmnd.com YTMND meme]
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| *[http://www.getlazy.net Fansite run by a kike pedo. Memebers like to think they're bigger than Anonymous]
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| *[http://www.pedobaer.com/?s=lazy+town Pedobear loves Lazy Town Girl]
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| *[http://cartoon-hentai.net/lazy-town-porn/ WHAT THE..]
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