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[[Image:Seth_with_AxCx_at_Relapse_Festival_1993_crop-1-.jpg|thumb|Their singer. No comment needed.]] | [[Image:Seth_with_AxCx_at_Relapse_Festival_1993_crop-1-.jpg|thumb|Their singer. No comment needed.]] | ||
Anal Cunt are the biggest [[Troll|trolls]] in the [[music]] industry [[Period|PERIOD]]. The band was meant to be a joke; however, they are still fucking spewing out "songs" from their rectum. <s>The genre of this band is still unknown</s> ([[elitist |grindcore]]) as nobody has actually been able to tolerate the entirety of one of their songs, which are an average of 30 seconds long. The band's lead singer Seth Putnam was an [[Trolling IRL|IRL]] [[Internet hate machine]] who [[offended]] just about everyone [[evar]] with his [[Awesome|controversial]] lyrics, especially [[leftards]] who think all [[shit|grindcore]] bands should be [[moralfags]] like [[Shit nobody cares about|genre pioneers]] Napalm Death. Seth died [[last Thursday]], resulting in a collective resounding [[BAWWWWW]] from the [[Basement dwellers|metal community]]. Like [[Rap|Eazy-E]], the cause of his death was [[AIDS]] from [[Freddie Mercury]]. | Anal Cunt are the biggest [[Troll|trolls]] in the [[music]] industry [[Period|PERIOD]]. The band was meant to be a joke; however, they are still fucking spewing out "songs" from their rectum. <s>The genre of this band is still unknown</s> ([[elitist |grindcore]]) as nobody has actually been able to tolerate the entirety of one of their songs, which are an average of 30 seconds long. | ||
The band's lead singer Seth Putnam was an [[Trolling IRL|IRL]] [[Internet hate machine]] who [[offended]] just about everyone [[evar]] with his [[Awesome|controversial]] lyrics, especially [[leftards]] who think all [[shit|grindcore]] bands should be [[moralfags]] like [[Shit nobody cares about|genre pioneers]] Napalm Death. Seth died [[last Thursday]], resulting in a collective resounding [[BAWWWWW]] from the [[Basement dwellers|metal community]]. Like [[Rap|Eazy-E]], the cause of his death was [[AIDS]] from [[Freddie Mercury]]. | |||
==Performances== | ==Performances== | ||
Revision as of 23:48, 17 June 2011
Anal Cunt are the biggest trolls in the music industry PERIOD. The band was meant to be a joke; however, they are still fucking spewing out "songs" from their rectum. The genre of this band is still unknown (grindcore) as nobody has actually been able to tolerate the entirety of one of their songs, which are an average of 30 seconds long.
The band's lead singer Seth Putnam was an IRL Internet hate machine who offended just about everyone evar with his controversial lyrics, especially leftards who think all grindcore bands should be moralfags like genre pioneers Napalm Death. Seth died last Thursday, resulting in a collective resounding BAWWWWW from the metal community. Like Eazy-E, the cause of his death was AIDS from Freddie Mercury.
Performances
According to TOW, the first Anal Cunt performance was in front of the singer's mother. This is largely due to the fact that nobody wants to fucking see Anal Cunt live EVAR. It should be noted that his mum did not turn up.
It should be noted that the guy behind Anal Cunt don't really give a shit much about his mom.
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Lyrics
Anal Cunt's lyrics were designed to troll everything and everyone. The band, however, did not realize that noone would bother to look up their lyrics as they are probably as fail as the band themselves. (lulz moralfag)
Here is an example of the HILARIOUS lyrics the band spews out.
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