Isabella Loretta Janke

Texas Tech University has been notified, expulsion is imminent

Isabella Loretta Janke = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.

Crusty Cunt up close and personal

Isabella Loretta Janke is a degenerate butterface /b/tard who enjoys harassing lol-cows... while herself being a lolcow. Being a genius L33T h4x0r, Isabella named her trollsona "Bella" and managed to get herself doxxed almost immediately by basement-dwellers from Kiwi Farms. Sweet, crusty Isabella has achieved her goal of becoming internet-famous not by becoming THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME but as a disgusting, ugly bitch who receives nothing but ridicule from everyone. Crusty Cunt was born to a former Navy SEAL named Mike Janke who owns a tech company but somehow failed to teach his retard daughter OPSEC. Meanwhile, her step-mother Mary Beth is a psychologist who twiddles her thumbs while an autistic psychopath runs around her college campus bringing embarrassment to everyone to associates with her. ILJ once was a member of the Sneed house on campus at Texas Tech University but was too cringe for incel Super Smash Brothers fanboys

World's greatest troll's toe fungus

Isabella now lives at 2408 Mac Davis Ln in Lubbock, Texas. Don't be shy, come stop by guys, especially if you are into DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS as she has a habit of shitting herself. This may be related to her fart fetish lifestyle choices such as eating food that has been sitting outside for hours. Alternatively, you can give her a call at (610)-329-6477.

Similarities to Chris-Chan

• unhygienic
• hideous
• have no future
• mentally incompetent
• room temperature IQ
• shitty parenting
• unrestricted access to the internet as a child
• awful clothing choices
• greasy
• incest fetish
• garbage tier artistic endeavors
• love quest
• shits themselves

Arguably, ILJ is worse than Chris as at least the man is not into shotacon or animal abuse. Absolute degeneracy. We at the Encyclopedia Dramatica suggest an heroing to the subject of this article to remove herself from the gene pool.

Sex perversion and pedophilia

Admitting to it herself

Asking for child porn on reddit

She is into guro and gore as well

She has called herself a lolicon (pedophile for very young girls) online multiple times. Her former reddit account was even banned for it.

Also she can't get hard unless she thinks about men stroking cats.

she wants men to stroke cats

Her complete list of degeneracies run very deep, she also has an animal fart fetish, shit fetish, guro and gore fetish and comments creepily on pictures of children in swimsuits, and god knows what else that hasn't been uncovered. More proof that Bella Janke needs to be put down for the better good of everyone.

Animal abuse

She has adopted a cat in 2020 just to torture it and force it to drink toilet water. She also overfed him so she could post the pictures on r/chonkers, and fed him foods that made the cat fart a lot, because she had a fart fetish.

She also boils hamsters alive.

She has ""rescued"" a dog named Max only to give him pneumonia, paw infection, and "more than eight diseases" from her filthier than 14BC apartment. Max was the dog that helped us track this bitch and rest of her animal abuser crew. Rest in power good boy

The "chess club" discord server

Members of the chess club. White supremacists without even one white person

There has been two confirmed chess-club discord servers, however these discord channels have nothing to do with the actual chess club of Texas Tech University, but rather a cult-like hellhole of animal torture, blackmail, and manipulation by Bella and her simps.

The first chess club was banned after they spammed gore inside it and self-reported it. In the second chess club discord server, they have enganged in:

• recording others without their permission as blackmail
• driving a FTM student to suicide
• animal torture
• posting gore of non-white people

You can read the leaked archives of the chess club discord server here

The second one actually drew the attention of the on-campus police, however our Indonesian simp Louis took all of the blame for her booger-in-vagina queen and got expelled. Bella has not received any repercussion for her actions yet.

Contact with Chris Chan

She stole money from Chris

She has made contact with Preator and Chris Chan somewhere in 2020. She has admitted to stealing money from Chris. Her strategy was to manipulate another autist named Fiona, who was unironically interested in becoming the boyfriend-free girl for Chris Chan. She wanted her and Chris to go to ponycon together and have sex so she could later blackmail them.

Her final goal was to get Chris to kill himself for her own psychopathic enjoyment. Also, she allegedly was the one who told Chris to fuck his mom.

This is extremely ironic, as she is even worse than Chris Chan. She also suffers from DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, can't stop sharing embarrassing info about herself online, and lives in a filth worse than the 14BC hoard (For what we know, Chandler dogs didn't die due to paw infection and 9 concurrent diseases). At least Chris doesn't boil hamsters alive for fun, or conspire to make others kill themselves, which makes Chris saner and better than booger-in-cunt Bella.

Online attentionwhoring

Naturally being a girl on the internet and also having some sort of Cluster B personality disorder and zero internet literacy, she couldn't help herself but attentionwhore using her herpes-riddled face online.

Reddit Cringe

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  Why would you upload that?
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  Miss trolling lolcow
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  Oh the ego...

Reddit Roastme

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  Hi Silly guys, I'm a girl and I browse 4chon, can you top that?
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  Full resolution pic
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  Someone giving her the real business

Other reddit shenanigans

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  Bella admits to be a sociopath, of course.
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  Oh, the foreshadowing.
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  Not surprising considering her abhorrent hygiene
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  Tasing herself for 70 reddit karmas
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  Hope it was worth it
• The tasing video

4chan

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  4chan dating service
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  Not the first time she pissed off everyone...

Pathological lying

Sure it did Isabelle, just randomly recorded parts that you like

Oh the irony

Isabella, due to BPD or sociopathy, or because of being an attention whore, can't stop lying from her filthy herpes riddled mouth. This makes relying on the things she says very hard

Sister getting kicked out for a cat sob story

She has claimed that her sister was kicked out due to a cat, however the details between the reddit posts don't match. Plus, her grandfather's obituary and her entitled narcissistic personality point to her being an only child.

Does she have a sister? Also """cleaning""" after her with the state of her own apartment? Nope, I don't believe it chief

Constant lying and manipulating on Kiwifarms

After she got doxxed on kiwifarms, she couldn't help herself but post "bait" posts and pathetically try to move the goalposts and try to make numbers and numbers of sock accounts (at least 4 until now). le epic troll, I must say.

Glowie parents

Her father worked in the Navy Seals, but unfortunately couldn't use some of his gorilla warfare toughness on his brat of a daughter.

Her mother is also a former secret service worker and psychologist for violence and criminals. Oh, the irony.

Her parents' house is valued at 1.76 million $, which means that Bella is a ~speshul gurl~ and sheltered rich kid with powerful parents who thought she could do anything and face no repercussions, until karma came biting her in her leaky shit-smeared ass.

The retched whore gets doxxed

Despite having "security and encryption" expertise on her CV, she failed to practice cybersecurity 101 and a lot of lulzy horrifying info was found on her by Kiwi Farms in no time.

Isabella Loretta Janke

Why so hurt Bella? Didn't you want to be internet famous and have your name alongside epic trolls of Christory? Here you have it.

Gallery

Honest Content About missing Pics

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  She suffers from DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS as well
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  "why would you share that?" -Billy Mays
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  Her rotten toenails
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  Fungus riddled thumb
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  She has multiple cavities in her (literally) filthy, lying mouth

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H4xx About missing Pics

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  "I'm a hacker on lolcow.farm"
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  How do you even "hack a video"?
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  Watch out for Miss H4xx0r!
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  Oh no! Her supervirus is going to copy a shortcut to your C:\Windows\trojan!

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Miscellaneous About missing Pics

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  Arrest record for carrying firearms, just five days before the audio leak
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  The filtered, photoshopped picture she uses to fraud everyone
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  Smiling at her nonexistent future
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  Her bumble profile. Notice the laughably wonky photoshop job on the third pic

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External Links

• Her kiwifarms thread
•  Twitter, deleted after the KF thread
• History reading with her glowie father

Her father

• bella's dad's linkedin
• bella's dad's bloomberg profile

ATTENTION! The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking. You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.