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| | | '''Argentina''' is THE BEST COUNTRY EVER DESPITE WHAT THE DIM WITTED CREATOR OF THIS SITE MAT SAY |
| [[Image:Map_of_argentina.jpg|thumb|Its geographical context]]
| | THE NARROW MINDED RIGHT WING CHURCH LOVING GOOD FOR NOTHING IDIOT THAT CREATED THIS SITE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ARGENTINA , |
| [[Image:Buji3.jpg|thumb|left|Argies are [[Toddlercon|in for it]].]]
| | WE RE BETTER THAN THE UNITED STATES BECAUSE WE DO NOT INVADE OTHER NATIONS WITH STUPID FALSE PRETEXTS ONLY THE AMERICAN POPULATION WILL BE TRICKED INTO BELIEVING SUCH A LIE BY THIER OWN GOVERMENT |
| | | WE ARE SMART AND RESPECTUFL OF OTHER NATIONS, WE SURVIVED THE 2009 2010 CRISIS WHICH THE US MADE AND IS NOT TAKING THE BLAME FOR BUT PUSHING IT DOWN OTHER COUTNRIES'S THROATS |
| '''Argentina''' is an experimental breeding colony in [[South America]], where [[Italians]] are allowed to mate with [[Spaniards|Spanitards]] and [[Jews]]. | | ARGENTIA IS A FREE COUNTRY THAT THE CREATOR OF THIS SUCKY RIGHT WING CHURCH LOVING GUN LOVING HIPOCRITE REPUBLICAN PARTY SITE DOESN'T EVEN KNWO WHERE IT IS AT AND DOESN'T HAVE THE INTELIGENCE TO UNDERSTAND IT'S XISTANCE |
| | | VIVA LA ARGENTINA |
| Then throw some [[Germany|German]], [[England|British]], [[Arabs]], and [[Ireland|Irish]] into the mix as well as the native [[Red Indians|Indian]] savages. Then have them all speak a highly offensive form of [[Spanish]] with some Italian, English, and German added in, all with a horrible pseudo-Italian accent similar to Don Corleone's. The Argentese have [[Italian|skin grease]], [[Greek|curly greasy hair]], Jew, [[Ireland|drunkedness and a bad temper]], and [[German|Sadism]].
| | VIVA CRISTINA FERNANDEZ DE KIRCHNER |
| | | MUERTE AL CREADOR DE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA Y SU IGNORANCIA |
| It's usual in Argentina for men to date younger women, but in late years they've been pushing it, to the point where [[pedophilia]] is [[awwright|practically legal]]. The entire population of Argentina are either [[insane|psychopaths]], [[dork|dorks]], [[lamer|lamers]], [[GNOME|gnomes]], [[pedophiles]], or [[naive]] tourists.
| | VIVA LAS MALVINAS ARGENTINAS NO LAS FALKLANDS |
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| Argentina has some of the [[slut]]tiest [[women]], most [[bisexual|passable]] [[transvestite]]s, and [[gay]]est men ever. There is [[unwarranted_self_importance|another article]] in [[ED|this comprehensive Encyclopedia]] that describes Argentina in its most intimate essence.
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| ==Current Rule==
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| Argies believe they are too smart for [[capitalism|free-market]], so they instead try and try to choose a leader as smart as they are (how hard could it be to find one?) to rule them in [[oxymoron|Utopian socialism]].
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| Argentina is a thriving [[democracy]] as of [[last thursday]], where citizens can freely chose their representatives and have their rights guaranteed by a badly translated, plagiarized, U.S. Constitution.
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| [[Image:Cristina_Fernandez_desnuda.jpg|thumb||Cristina Kirchner after every speech]]
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| As an effeminate country with a Pink White House, the current President is Eva Peron v 2.0, now with [[moar]] [[botox]]! Her policies are [[Illuminati|illuminated]] by the grace and wisdom of her lovers [[Hugo Chavez|Hugo]] and [[Cuba|Fidel]] (indication she might be into [[necrophilia]]). Since voting is mandatory, and 51% of Argies are malnourished yet [[overweight]] wannabe [[Europe|Euroniggers]], there is no possible doubt that Evita 2 was democratically elected. [[Some say]] she is kind of hot looking because of so many tax-dollars going to her botox injections, but neck down she is like your gramma - reverse butterface. Her cabinet consists of respected [[Maoist]] Terrorists of the 70s and other prestigious capomafias and [[cocaine]] traffickers. Much like in [[Venezuela]], the opposition is bothered that the current government is not Maoist and Terrorist ''enough''.
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| One can get an idea of Argie politics by either watching the movie ''Hoffa'' while tripping on [[acid]], or by really paying attention to
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| ''[[boring|the news]]''.
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| ==[[Bel Air|Buenos Aires]]==
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| Argentina's capital city, Buenos Aires (Españolo for [[9/11|"Good Airs"]] by the native [[Atheist|heathens]]), is filled with crazy [[bullshit]]. In the same square foot you may find [[an hero]], a [[cat]], a Mexican, a shemale, and a pretty woman (who is probably underage, so do! this is deep [[south]] of tha bordah).
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| The city is divided in several parts, and getting lost is easier than finding cats on teh [[internets]]. If you do get lost, head for the [[asking for it|barrios around Boca at night wearing a River shirt and Los Bosteros will offer the quintessentially warm hospitality of their neighbourhood.]]
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| ==[[Shit nobody cares about|The Argie-Bargie <s>Falklands War</s> <s>Guerra de las Malvinas</s>]]==
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| [[Image:Falkland Islands.jpg|thumb|'''[[NOT]]''' yours, Argies]]
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| In 1982, Argieland was under a token Kissinger-Mandated [[Darth Cheney|anticommunist dictatorship]], with all the [[torture]] (including electrocuting of [[Communism|Human Science]] teacher's genitalia and [[Tubgirl|drowning ppl in their own shit]]), [[random]] [[rape]], and death by [[crucifixion]] this entails. They soon realized that something had to be done to distract the populace from the random killings, though. It was then that [[faggotry|faggoty]] leader Leopoldo Galtieri devised his [[retarded|master]] plan. As less wasted leaders did in the past, he would pay [[Soccer|FIFA]] to let Argentina win the [[Giant dildo of death|World Cup]], and everyone would be [[Happy Negro|happy]]. However, for no apparent reason, he went [[batshit insane]] [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|and decided to go down to teh dockz to gather rowing boats for the Argentinian Military to invade the Falklands.]]
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| In at least one month of [[extreme]]ly [[intense]] preparation he amassed the following forces:
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| * An old [[I Has a Bucket|rustbucket]] cruiser
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| * [[300]] wooden boats
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| * Modified [[phishing|fishing]] ships
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| * 2 [[rubber]] dinghies
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| * A bunch of [[plastic]] canoes
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| * A [[ass|donkey]]
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| * Two fucking Exocet missiles because the [[French]] got scared. If Galtieri(who was son of stinky italian immigrants) had anymore, he probably sold them on the [[eBay|black market]]
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| * A bunch of crop dusters armed with Ancient Chinese rockets
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| * 50 [[WWI]] tanks
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| * 500 18th century [[cannon]]s
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| * 5,000 infantrymen with muskets, hunting rifles, kitchen knives, and [[paintball]] guns
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| Galtieri was known to smoke pot during leadership at the time, because somehow he thought a cruiser from [[World War II]] would've been able to sink two [[aircraft]] carriers, an entire frigate convoy, and fend off aircraft attacks. It is a [[fact]], though, that the backward [[sheep]]-like populace rallied in support.
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| [[Noone]] knew how the fuck the Argentinians would win, as the Falklands belonged to [[England]], and everyone knows that the Royal Navy would [[pwn]] the shit outta anything that threatened [[British]] sovereignty.
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| With his WWII cruiser and his many [[Injun]]-powered canoes, Galtieri began his suicide mission. A British submarine sank the cruiser, ensuring a lot of [[lulz]]. The British ships were repeatedly attacked by Argentinian planes, who had a high old time bombing and torpedoing them, and killing lots of British soldiers and sailors while injuring and burning many more and sinking some ships. However, the old AA cannons on the British ships, some manned by 17 year-old boys, actually shot down [[at least 100|dozens]] of Argentinian planes, and their pilots were killed or captured. Then, the British landed their ground forces and the fun ''really'' began. The Argies were always entrenched in prepared positions and usually had the advantange of firing first, and sometimes the British had to attack uphill, but British casualties were always around half of what the Argies lost, sometimes just a little more than that. The British would always [[win]], and the Argies would always have to retreat or surrender, mimicking French tactics. The greatest ground achievement for the Argies was when a team of their special commandos attacked two British soldiers and killed one and captured the other after a long firefight.
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| ==Guerra en los Caminos==
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| [[Image:DulceDeLeche.jpg|thumb||Two Gauchito Gils, one cup of delicious Dulce de Leche]]
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| [[Over 9000]] people die on the roads of Argentinia every second because [[Internet tough guy|machismo]] dictates that driving your 18 wheeler full of unrefined [[Vomit|dulce de leche]] down the centre of the road while [[drunk]] on aguardiente, unable to see because your eyes are full of tears from thinking about the injustice of the fate of Gauchito Gil, is [[lulz|perfectly acceptable]].
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| ==Borges==
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| [[Image:Borges.jpg|thumb|left|Borges. Invented [[TOW]] and told us to fear it.]]
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| Jorge Luis Borges was an Argentinian [[science fiction]] writer who [[at least 100 years ago]] predicted that [[Wikipedia|a collaborative encyclopaedia full of made up stuff]] would take over the world; its nonsense facts replacing the actual truth of [[irl|real life]] goddammit.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tlon,_Uqbar,_Orbis_Tertius] As a result, he was denounced as a [[Anti-semitism|Jew hater]] by [[Illuminati|those that run things]]. Seeing as how throughout his childhood his first name was mercilessly pronounced "You're Gay" by even his best friends, he decided to [[virgin|renounce sex]] and instead invent [[Family Guy|post modernism]].
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| ==The Country of Balls==
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| [[Image:Argentina.jpg|thumb|Typical Argentinians.]]
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| [[Image:cartonera.jpg|thumb|Argentinians have a certain [[jenkem|European charm]] to them]]
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| [[soccer|Ballers]] are the main professionals in Argentina, because [[balls|balls"balling"]] is Argentinian for [[whining]] and [[crying]], the sorts of things that [[liberals]] do in other nations when the [[conservatives]] or [[neocon]]s run the government. You can see a picture of typical Argentinians in the paragraph picture on the right; notice the women's purses that are a required attire for a Baller. Ballers most always wear a sporting uniform like those used to play Soccer, or "[[Football|Futbol]]" as Argies call it because they also use centigrade.
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| The ones who are not ballers are [[poor|cartoneros]], trashy people living off trash. These are [[homeless]] Amerindians high on [[jenkem]] (as opposed to [[North America]]n tribes who've discovered [[Listerine]]) who literally feed off the garbage they pick into in the city. They are much like raccoons, but in a bigger, [[moar]] [[Za Warudo|devastating]] scale, as they horde into the city every evening picking crap from trash bags, looking for food left over to lick off their nutritional daily base and collecting pricey plastic to sell to recyclers in exchange for Paco, that drug made of [[crack]], cat shit and broken glass. This is exactly what Truman Capote meant when he referred to Buenos Aires as the closest thing to ''Tiffany's''.
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| It is a well known [[fact]] that nobody from Argentina ever made a damn difference in this world. Even [[Che Guevara|Che Guevera]] didn't make a difference apart from being on those gay t-shirts that [[college]] students wear to get [[hippie]] [[pu55y]].
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| [[Image:Tango.jpg|thumb|left|Invented by [[Uruguay]]]]
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| [[Image:DiegoMaradona.jpg|thumb||Argentinia's [[God]]]]
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| ==Tango==
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| Tango is an [[orange]]-flavoured carbonated beverage invented by Urugayans as revenge after the German battleship Graf Spee nearly caused Argentina and Uruguay to have [[Drama|another shitty South American war]]. Tango was unleashed upon the Argies by firing it across the <s>Rio de la Plata</s> Estuario del Fango using orcish ballistas, causing those who supped its sugary goodness tremor, akathisia and a homosexuality only relieved by dancing with women while dressed up all [[fancy]]. It has been described as vertical sex, when any fule knows you can have proper sex standing up and all that gimmicking with your legs like a spastic is beyond gay. Not being allowed to invent any drinks of its own, Argentina had [[Drama|yet another shitty South American war]] with Chile and/or Peru about who invented the pisco sour, which, like any self-respecting alcoholic drink, has [[egg]]s in it.
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| ==Peronism==
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| This is Argentina's own brand of [[fascism]]. It started with [[Dick|Dictator]] [[Saddam Hussein|Juan Domingo Peron]], famous for having served in WWII on the German front. His ambition was to one day be able to rule planet Earth, by exterminating [[blacks]], [[Jews]], and [[Squaw]]s.
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| Sometime after his violent rise to power, an runaway teenage pornstar became First Lady, which is usual in Argie higher spheres of power. Her name was [[Madonna|Eva Peron]]. She was <s>a mix of [[Native American|Squaw]] and [[Italian]]</s> Basque, as [[over 9000]] Argies are which makes them extremely unattractive, even more so than [[Puerto Ricans]] and other [[Niggers]]. [[Jesus|His]] will was done, Amen, and by His grace only, Eva died soon after, during an operation that was supposed to help fix her Jew. That was the [[Lord]]'s last act of kindness towards Argieland because the country is still ruled by [[Nazi|Peronist]] fucktards who were terrorist war criminals during Kissinger's mandate.
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| ==[[Economy]]==
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| *70%: [[Union|No way! we are on strike.]]
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| *30%: Hugo Chavez
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| *07%: They buy [[Hank Hill|cocaine and cocaine accessories]] from [[Bolivia]] and sell it in Spain or [[Israel]] for [[profit]] to buy a new land rover for the kids.
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| ==Notable Argentinians==
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| * [[Che Guevara|Che Guevera]]
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| * Pedophile Nazis.
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| * [http://www.lulilove.com/ Luciana Salazar]
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| * [http://www.diegomaradona.com/ingles/index.html Maradona],also known as [[Drugs|Maradroga]] or [[Fat|Marranona]], a [[Diabeetus|morbidly obese]], disgusting [[coke]] addict, former soccer player and now the manager of the already [[pwned]] Argentinan soccer team (see [[World Cup 2010]]).
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| * [http://www.florenciadelav.com/ Florencia de la V]
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| * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Walther_Darr%C3%A9 Ricky Darré, High Priest of the Third Reich]
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| * [[Madonna|Eva Peron]]
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| * [[Hitler|Juan Domingo Peron]]
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| * [[Dago Maradona]]
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| ==Types of Argies==
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| [[Image:thugz.jpg|thumb|left|[[wiggers|Argies: albino niggers]].]]
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| [[image:flordelav.jpg|thumb|[[Trap|Typical Argentinian Female]]]]
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| People from Argentina are to be referred to as "Argentinians" or "Argies," and only [[liberals|elitist buttfucks]] insist on calling them "Argentines."
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| *[[Mexicans|Cabezas]]: Argie niggers and prairie-niggers. They [[steal]], do drugs, can't read and have the [[retard|IQ]] of a [[monkey]]. Much like Arabs in Europe, Prairieniggers in Argentina fuck a lot and fail to [[abort]] (mainly because they use their toddlers as panhandling rookies) and so '''they are fucking [[everywhere]]'''. The government knows this (Peron [[genius|discovered]] it) so they get [[KFC|payed]] to vote for whoever candidate offers them the better [[kool-aid|future]]. They have their own slang, which is based on fifty, probably random, words repeated very fast while shaking a hand, challenging others to fight for [[crack|no apparent reason]].
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| *[[Fag|Chetos]]: It's a complete social class that behaves fully as [[16-year-old girls]] (even men behave like that). They think they are better so they hate everything and everyone. 99% of them have a pickup truck. They speak an abridged version of Valley Girl consisting of three interchangeable diatribes: "o sea" ("I mean"), "tipo" ("like"), "me entendés?" ("you know") followed by "a full" ("totally")
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| *[[cock|Tequitos]]: Argentina's [[Azns]]. They pretty much have the same culture as [[chinks]], [[gooks]], [[flips]], and [[japs]]. [[redundant|Not to mention, they have little dicks]]. Like the regular [[Asians]], Tequitos are '''even born with a little dick or a little ass.''' Male Tequitos are born with little dicks, and female Tequitos are born with little asses. In fact, the majority of Tequitos in Argentina are males.
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| *[[Emos]]: They are [[everywhere]]! Everyone hates them over in Argentina, too, because they are stupid (even more so than the other kind of Argies). Their slang is a derivation of that of Chetos, only they speak softly and add "odio todo" ("I [[hate]] everything") and "sangre" ("blood") every few words.
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| *[[Nazis]]: The country has been secretly runned by Martin Borman since 1945. Low-rank nazis abound [[everywhere]] but they are not allowed to attack the equally numerous jews, because as everyone knows, jews and nazis have "secretly" united to rule the world at least 100 years ago.
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| *[[Jews]]: In most cases [[nazi|Ashkenazis]] mixed with [[Goyim]] Germans and other Eastern Europisches weissetrash. They own all industry, all the media, all real estate and - secretly - the Peronist Party. There are some "pure" Jews, most of [[African|Sephardic]] background, who believe in [[Yahweh|God]] and [[incest|refuse to marry outside the immediate family]] (no one knows which is the cause and which the consequence).
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| *[[Slut|Pretty girls]]: There are pretty girls [[everywhere]]. [[Srsly]], [[everywhere]]. As this is a [[Roman Catholic]] dominated country you'll see a [[buttsecks|ready-for-ass-fuck]] girl in every street. Most of Argentina's women are do-able, so, for the balance, most [[straight]] men are ugly. Pretty girls talk with their bodies, and everyone listens. Many foreigners will ask you how pretty they are, because they have no
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| *[[Shemales]]: In recent years there has been an increase in the number of "confused" men. Their number one excuse is "[[bullshit|I was meant to be a girl but was born in the wrong body]]." They talk like women, only with thick male voices. General Argentinian women should not be confused with shemales; since this is a Catholic country there are always plenty of hideously ugly women around.
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| *[[douchebag|Regular Argies]]: They are [[redneck|mid-class]] people who believe they actually think and [[Tea Party|blame the government]] for everything. Their slang often is mixed with others for the lulz, but they usually don't talk. Just suck.
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| *The [[Police]]: A recent survey by your mom has showed that their police force is one of the world's finest, completely free of corruption (except for shooting odd niggers, but who cares about them because they are a bunch of big lipped wankers that cause trouble)
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| *[[attention_whore|Floggers]] or Glams: Easily comparable to the [[scenester]] and the [[emo]] kids, ''flogger'' <del>is Argentina's first alternative label [[evar]]</del> [[Hipster|Actually not true]]. Came to be after they [[Noob|finally]] discovered [[internet disease]] through fotolog.com (hence "flogger"), a ghastly Web 1.0 mix of [[MySpace]] and [[LiveJournal]], which they update with one picture ([[Fail|the limit]]) and <del>emo lyrics</del> [[Unwarranted self-importance|an entry]]. They dress in [[Gay|bright pants and v-shirts]] and can always be found in groups at clubs, adorned with sunglasses, and showing who can do [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6utlGQD_cvc the flogger dance] (''el baile flogger'') better, a [[Retard|charming]] series of kicks and jumps. [[Everyone|EVERYONE]] hates them, probably because [[Hipster|they reflect the superficiality of their environment in general]]. They're well known for [[camwhore|trolling about their appeal]] via IRL so try to stay away from them as far as possible.
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| ==Use of the word "Negro"==
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| *In the morbid Argie slang, "[[Negro]]" is an affectionate vocative reserved for the lighter-skinned but socially confused upper-class males, or [[chav|cheto]]. The Whiter the person is, the more likely it is he is going to be called, or call his [[rich]] [[white]] [[friends]], "Negro." When the person uses "Negrito" ([[niglet|Li'l Nigger]]) instead, he means he now considers you a close friend and is therefore prepared to ask you for some [[money]] he's never going to return. Getting financially defrauded by an Argie means they have accepted you into their [[circle jerk|select circle]] of [[stupid|wannabe gangstas]] and you should feel honored.
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| *Negro de Mierda (Nigger of Shit -> Shitty Nigger or [[Ahnold|Scheissesnigger]] for our [[German|Coprophiliac]] friends) on the other hand means exactly the opposite of the above. It is a derogatory term used by the ''[[Master race|limpieza de sangre]]'' to refer to the delinquent half-Squaw half-Guido population. Since the typical Argie has never seen an African in his life, the [[Guido]] Mongrel is the darkest skinned people they know. In recent years there has been in fact a handful of Patois-speaking Africans infiltrating Argentina, but people just ignore their presence and vane attempts of selling you fake male [[jewelry]] in an attempt to get rid of them through indifference.
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| '''<font size=3>Argies Hate:</font>'''
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| *[[Peru|Peruvians]]
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| *[[Bolivia|Bolivians]]
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| *[[Chile|Chileans]]
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| *[[Colombia|Colombians]]
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| *[[Puerto Rico|Puerto Ricans]]
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| *[[Brazil|Brazilians]]
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| *[[USA|Americans]]
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| *Other Argentinians
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| *[[Azns]], especially [[China|Chinese]].
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| *[[Spain|Spanish]]
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| *[[Italy|Italian]]
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| *[[Bill Gates|Ppl with money]]
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| *[[poor|Ppl without money]]
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| *[[Mexico|Mexicans]]
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| *[[Work]]
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| *[[Argentina|Basically, they hate themselves]]
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| ==Achievements (if any)==
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| * Utter isolation and revisionism to the point when they think they have invented stuff that actually originated in the rest of the world decades before they "achieved" it.
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| * Being even more obnoxious than [[Americans]] while traveling to a foreign country (an amazing feat in and of itself).
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| ==Don't [[BAWWW]] for Me Argentina==
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| [[Image:Argie fail.jpg|thumb|right]]
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| [[Trolling]] members of the Argie Volk is quite unnecessary since they make a pretty good job of doing that themselves. However, for a petty [[flame war]] that guarantees fast results just point out:
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| * Maradona's goal against England was made with the hand.
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| * The ''Rio de la Plata'' (River Plate) is actually an estuary and not even the widest one (that title being held by the [[Canada|St. Lawrence]]).
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| * The ball pen was invented by a [[Hungaria]]n, not an Argie.
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| * The Falklands are not called "Malvinas", and they never have been, nor ever will be, Argie.
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| * Point out that their neighbor, Uruguay, pwned them in the very first World Cup, and that Luis Suarez > Lionel Messi.
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| * They do not have any prerogative whatsoever in the invention of the [[Bus Uncle|bus]], the [[textile bomb|sewing machine]], the [[watermark|identity document]], the first [[roflcopter|helicopter]], [[animu|animated cartoons]], the [[LOL WUT|traffic lights for the blind]], [[doctor|disposable syringes]], soccer, the ball, the soccer ball, [[Caramelldansen|caramel]], or [[Allah|God]].
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| * Call Argies "nigger" even though [[black people]] are rare in Argentina (2% of the population, [[lol]]). Americans, most of whom are black, enjoy projection.
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| * They don't have the best soccer team of the world, otherwise they would have won more than two world cups.
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| * The best [[asses]] in the world are [[Brazilian]], not Argentinian.
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| * Their music bands suck ass and are just a poor man's rip-offs of North American bands.
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| * They are even [[moar]] [[hypocritical]] and [[retarded]] than most Americans (another [[mindfreak]]), and they [[Fucktard|don't know how to drive a goddamn car for shit]].
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| * Just tell them [[Dead|Perón]] was [[BFF]] with [[Hitler]].
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| * Remind them how their beloved Maradona went to rehab and got fat.
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| * The entire [[Colombia]] team was high when they beat Argentina.
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| * Tell them [[candy|dulce de leche]] tastes like vomit.
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| '''[[EPIC]] BUTTHURT!!'''
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| ==[[My face]] when Argentina==
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| [[Image:Argie SNSD.jpg|thumb|right|What has science done]]
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| [[Murka]] has a bald eagle, Germany has an [[Swastika|iron cross]], and Argentina has a [[creepy]] pedophile face. Staring at it long enough will bring convulsive lulz, which in turn brings [[butthurt]] wrapped in [[U MAD|mad]] to the overly-sensitive Argies. It turns out the face is actually a Sun God worshipped by the indigenous [[prairie niggers]] of Argentina, which is [[liberal guilt|strange]] how a country [[trying too hard]] to be white would honour lesser races by having their creepy dead God on the national flag. Regardless, Argentinians aren't <s>white</s> [[people]], so [[nobody cares|it doesn't matter]].
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| Residents of 4chan's international board decided to shoop the face onto everything. The board now lives beneath a sea of Argentinian tears.
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| Image:1279336915371.jpg|Argentina invades [[LazyTown]], [[Iceland]]
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| Image:Sun Pickles.jpg|Reversed
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| Image:Argiefaceexploitable.png|[[Oh exploitable]]
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| </gallery>
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| ==External Links==
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| * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBsFWKsBzqU Typical Argentinian driving skills]
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| * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGzCeiIkPnw Another Argentinian driving like crazy as usual]
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| * [http://www.notiblog.com/ Argentine feline fauna]
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Mexico]]
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| * [[Brazil]]
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| * [[Uruguay]]
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| * [[Colombia]]
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| * [[PowerfulHorse]]
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