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But a quick scan of Miriam Lazewatsky's blog shows she hits all the bases for [[Fat#Fat_Mentality|fat mentality]]: she blames society for being called a fatass (rather than her FAT FUCKING ASS), she backstabs people on her blog, then screams VICTIM!!1 when the lying fat fuck gets found out, she blames the BANK for her bouncing checks (rather than, oh, her lamebrain's inability to do ARITHMETIC). ([http://miriamlazewatsky.blogspot.com/2010/11/miriam-lazewatsky-dont-hire.html All that and MOAR can be found here.])
But a quick scan of Miriam Lazewatsky's blog shows she hits all the bases for [[Fat#Fat_Mentality|fat mentality]]: she blames society for being called a fatass (rather than her FAT FUCKING ASS), she backstabs people on her blog, then screams VICTIM!!1 when the lying fat fuck gets found out, she blames the BANK for her bouncing checks (rather than, oh, her lamebrain's inability to do ARITHMETIC). ([http://miriamlazewatsky.blogspot.com/2010/11/miriam-lazewatsky-dont-hire.html All that and MOAR can be found here.])


'''UPDATE!!!1''': In 2011, Miriam was cured of her stoopidity and yanked her fetid Fatass Denial blogs. She now defends the "right" for [Faggot]s to gobble each others' knobs as a fuckup Faith & Campaigns Fellow (read: ''unpaid'') at GLAAD in New York City ([http://www.linkedin.com/in/mlazewatsky srsly]).
==Jenn Leyva==


==Jenn Leyva (Columbia College '12)==
[[Image:Jenn-leyva.jpg|thumb|[http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1685271 Jenn Leyva] blogs fatporn at [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1685254 fatandtheivy.tumblr.com]...apparently [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1685271 Jenn Leyva] LOVES slurping cum until she bloats to the bursting point!]]
Porker skank Jenn Leyva is a braindead fattie at Columbia College. She rationalizes her fat ass at [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1685254 fatandtheivy.tumblr.com]. Jenn Leyva's choice of blog-name is a nod to ANOTHER fatass skank, [[Lena Chen]]. (Like [[Lena Chen]], [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1685254 Jenn Leyva] got fat from slurping too much jizz...and blames society for her obese ass (see pics).
Unsurprisingly, Jenn Leyva has earned mockery on various websites devoted to mocking fatties and [[Slut]]s, including [[AutoAdmit]].


==Stephanie Vincent==
==Stephanie Vincent==
[[Image:Stephanievincent.jpg|thumb|Stephanie Vincent who blogs at radicalhateloss.com...apparently loves donuts more than she hates the FAT on her fucking ham azz. ]]
[[Image:Stephanievincent.jpg|thumb|Stephanie Vincent who blogs at radicalhateloss.com...apparently loves donuts more than she hates the FAT on her fucking ham azz. ]]
Stephanie Vincent blogs at radicalhateloss.com. Which is pretty funny, since she obviously LOVES being a hambeast...or, at least, she loves donuts too much to shut her fucking piehole and go on a diet!
Stephanie Vincent blogs at radicalhateloss.com. Which is pretty funny, since she obviously LOVES being a hambeast...or, at least, she loves donuts too much to shut her fucking piehole and go on a diet!



Revision as of 21:03, 26 June 2011

Fatass Denial is the LULZy opposite of anorexia: it's when fat fucking hambeasts live in total denial of their bloated existence. They often have blogs reeking of this fat mentality, which generates big fat LULZ

MY CAKE!!

Here are some of these bloggers:

Miriam Lazewatsky

obese Miriam Lazewatsky claims her fatness is a 'social construction' SRSLY

Miriam Lazewatsky blogs at donewiththisshit.tumblr.com. What makes this moron especially funny is that SHE THINKS SHES BLOGGING ANONYMOUSLY...as a result, various confessions she's made about her pitiful fat fucking self are now blasted across teh internet:

Thanks to her obesity, obscentity-laden blogs, we now know all about:

  • How Miriam Lazewatsky BLOGGED that she uses the same lube as her parents (ew, just EW!)

But a quick scan of Miriam Lazewatsky's blog shows she hits all the bases for fat mentality: she blames society for being called a fatass (rather than her FAT FUCKING ASS), she backstabs people on her blog, then screams VICTIM!!1 when the lying fat fuck gets found out, she blames the BANK for her bouncing checks (rather than, oh, her lamebrain's inability to do ARITHMETIC). (All that and MOAR can be found here.)

Jenn Leyva

Stephanie Vincent

Stephanie Vincent who blogs at radicalhateloss.com...apparently loves donuts more than she hates the FAT on her fucking ham azz.

Stephanie Vincent blogs at radicalhateloss.com. Which is pretty funny, since she obviously LOVES being a hambeast...or, at least, she loves donuts too much to shut her fucking piehole and go on a diet!

The Tummy Project

Oh, jesus:

   
 

This is my tummy. I love it, because I’m fairly certain it’s not going anywhere. I haven’t always loved it, but I figured out that I didn’t hate it because of the way it looked to me. I hated it because I let other people dictate how I felt about it: it ceased to be my own. My tummy has changed very little, whether it’s been attached to a serious athlete or a waitress who eats a free hamburger at work every day. It’s soft and squishy and sometimes people like to tickle it and sometimes people like to be CONCERNED FOR MY HEALTH about it. I’ve defended its existence to family members. I’ve filled it with ill-advised 3am munchie creations. Boyfriends have blown raspberries on it. It’s hiked and biked and rowed and swam all over the place. Once in India I had food poisoning and my host mother rubbed oil on it (something about “drawing out the heat”). It’s part of the physical landscape upon which my life and relationships have unfolded, and that’s why I love it. I love it because it’s mine and nobody else’s.
 


 
 

Typical fat bitch Kath Barbadoro rhapsodizing about her beastly belly on The Tummy Project


   
 
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This is my tummy and I'm not afraid to show it
 


 
 

—fat Brazilian bitch who needs to STFU, rather than cram more jelly donuts into her pie hole

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