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HOLY SHIT BRYCI IS STILL DOING RANDOM PIMPS ON THE STREET!!!1

	“	She's old-fashioned in that she likes the art of it all.	„
	—eltardo, hopeful fat fuck with a web server she'll never touch

This wasn't copied off her website, so according to their disclaimers this is perfect legit to show.

TiaTeen, currently passing herself off as a 'solo' model by the name of "Bryci", is a batshit insane hooker from Canada with an unfunny, usi-infested webmaster who can't speak proper English to save his life. Ironically, the only thing he could spell right was his own birth name, eltardo. Truly a meritable feat for a NEET with barely enough education to run a wordpress blog. He likes to pose as a 'James' when filing frivolous DMCAs against anyone daring to post her hardcore shoots around the internet, but he set things right when he announced himself as a true retard with his supposedly daring choice for an internet name.

Irony

What sets eltardo and his crackwhore 'model' from the rest is his reaction to this page that once called him out on his bullshit: Tia is in fact not a real virgin (implying any of them are).

	“	Inside the site you'll find a great many things that could potentially offend or upset you. With that said, please understand this is a WEBSITE and you are currently on the INTERNET. Don't take life so serious.	„
	—Pot, calling the kettle black

Considering his badass policies and wisdoms in life, Jamesie inevitably came crying like a total bitch trying to blank and DMCA this page several times in a previous life, and temporarily managed to do so for reasons best kept in another article. He finally settled to have the pictures and videos of her sucking and fucking a completely more qualified cock than his own taken down, so they're back up here for all to view.

Oodles of drama

Upon realizing the fat fuck of a whale he fell in love with whoops! made a high school mistake and fucked someone for real before him without telling him, he set out to take down any and all traces of her low self esteem online.

The following is but a sample of the hundreds of sites he actually had time to threaten with lawsuits in order to fool himself into thinking she'll really give him any in exchange:

Freeones

After a lengthy negotiation with the virgin staff running the site, Tia had them agree to ban, harass and completely obliterate any and all members daring to inquire about any previous/current cocks ramming thy vagina, regardless of their contributions. The rest of course were thoroughly taught some yoga to help shove their own cocks down their own throats, to cope with their undying curiosity. Some even learned to pose as white knights and pretend they actually joined her cheap ass $10 website (she charges over $30 a month just to stare at some of her pubes).

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 {{quote|She's old-fashioned in that she likes the art of it all.|el[[retard|tardo]]|hopeful fat fuck with a web server she'll never touch}}
-[[File:Bryci cock2.jpg|thumb|right|[[powerword|Tia]] handed a mic.]]
+[[File:Bryci cock2.jpg|thumb|right|This wasn't copied off her website, so according to their disclaimers this is perfect legit to show.]]
+'''TiaTeen''', currently passing herself off as a '[[bullshit|solo]]' model by the name of "Bryci", is a [[batshit insane]] hooker from [[Canada]] with an [[unfunny]], [[usi]]-infested webmaster who can't speak proper English to save his life. Ironically, the only thing he could spell right was his own birth name, '''eltardo'''. Truly a meritable feat for a [[basement dweller|NEET]] with barely enough education to run a wordpress [[blog]]. He likes to pose as a 'James' when filing frivolous DMCAs against anyone daring to post her hardcore shoots around the internet, but he set things right when he announced himself as a true [[retard]] with his supposedly daring choice for an [[internet celebrity|internet name]].
+==Irony==
+What sets eltardo and his crackwhore 'model' from the rest is his [[lulz|reaction]] to this page that once called him out on his bullshit: Tia is in fact ''not a real virgin'' (implying any of them are).
+{{quote|Inside the site you'll find a great many things that could potentially offend or upset you. With that said, please understand this is a WEBSITE and you are currently on the INTERNET. Don't take life so serious.|[[Pot]]|calling the kettle [[nigger|black]]}}
+Considering his [[pussy|badass]] policies and wisdoms in life, Jamesie inevitably came crying like a total [[bitch]] trying to blank and DMCA this page several times in a previous life, and [[girlvinyl|temporarily managed to do so]] for reasons best kept in [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|another article]]. He finally settled to have the pictures and videos of her sucking and fucking a [[penis envy|completely more qualified cock than his own]] taken down, so they're back up here for all to view.
+==Oodles of drama==
+Upon realizing the fat fuck of a whale he fell in love with whoops! made a [[high school]] mistake and fucked someone for real before him without telling him, he set out to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|take down]] any and all traces of her [[whore|low self esteem]] online.
+The following is but a sample of the hundreds of sites he actually had time to threaten with [[lolsuit|lawsuits]] in order to fool himself into thinking she'll really give him any in exchange:
+===Freeones===
+After a lengthy [[cybering|negotiation]] with the virgin staff running the site, Tia had them agree to ban, harass and completely obliterate any and all members daring to inquire about any previous/current cocks ramming thy vagina, regardless of their contributions. The rest of course were thoroughly taught some yoga to help shove their own cocks down their own throats, to cope with their undying curiosity. [[Sockpuppet|Some]] even learned to pose as [[white knight]]s and pretend they actually joined her cheap ass $10 website (she charges over $30 a month just to stare at some of her pubes).