Bowchan

Origin

The Term BowChan is adopted by many young Asian girls who love all things Kawaii desu, especially in Lolita fashion.

Being the cute creatures they are, Asian girls decided to push that cute factor to almost puke factor by adding the addition of a bow in their Myspace or Facebook profile pictures. This can be worn in the hair, created by hair, painted on the face or even worn all over a dress. This gives them a super kawaii innocent look and gives the impression that they are a delicious little presents just begging to be opened.

This fashion addiction didn't really blow up until one Lady GaGa decided to sport a giant bow of hair during a paparazzi gathering

Done Wrong

After the lady GaGa blow up, many young American white girls tried to adopt this same look, some giving it their own personal twist. This ended in a manifestation of extremely unattractive girls thinking that they are as kawaii as an Asian girl and became part of the weeaboo culture

Even some Asian's are doing it wrong

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"Husband"

Jennifer first met her Husband, Ryan, on Yahoo Live. She saw a fat, lonely NEET and saw her chance to escape the UK. After seducing him with her super-sexy webcam shows, she flew out to the U.S and has lived there ever since. Her severe Anxiety disorder means she's un-able to work, so her husband has to work hard in order to pay for all the retarded action-figures that she NEEDS to pose with on her internet forums. Ryan is disgustingly overweight. Jennifer insists that she's attracted to "fat men", as if she's doing some amazing favour to the male population. In reality, ugly, fat men are the only males in her league, and probably the only type of men who'd put up with her shit. She married him in order to stay in the U.S, and has regretted it ever since.

Internet Detective

Jennifers "thing" is preying on girls who she finds to be more interesting then herself. They must be destroyed. Every female she comes across, she will do anything in her power to 'dig up dirt' on them. Some might call it an obsession, and she spends all day searching the internet for unflattering pictures of her internet nemesis's. Bizarre fan-fictions have surfaced that she's written about other girls that she wishes to be. She has recently confirmed that "she's grown up", and doesn't want to cause any more drama on the internet, but it's only a matter of time until her insecurities kick-in again.

Auto-biography

My name is Jennifer. Since the age of nine I started growing vegetables in a private plot down the end of my garden. I found this much more preferable to flowers, which are essentially tarts and prostitutes for the bees. The carrot has mystery. There's something very special about a firm, young carrot. When I was 15 I had already been divorced twice, given up smack, taken it up again, given it up again, taken giving it up again and giving up taking it up again. At 17 I met a carpenter named Norman, and it was with he that I traveled to Budapest and inadvertently decapitated a swan with a tire iron. In my grief I fled to Geneva where I became president of a company that makes small wheels that fit onto children's tricycles. After a scandal that ironically involved a turnip and a horse whisperer named Colin, I felt it was time to return home to my loved ones. From that time until now I have been working on a contraption that extracts milk from trees. I will post updates on this patented invention in the autumn where I should have much more yield

This is something that Jennifer keeps spewing out every chance she gets, in order to make herself seem unique. It's a regurgitated 'Whitetail & I' Quote that she claims to of wrote herself.