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| [[File:Dominique Strauss Kahn Le Perv constrained in prison.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Meet Le Perv. Here seen forced to wear an anti-suicide smock, since named after him as the Strauss-Kahn suit]]
| | YOU DIDN'T TAKE MY ARTICLE DOWN, YOU DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES [[User:Snackycakes2008|Snackycakes2008]] 11:21, 28 July 2011 (CEST) |
| [[File:Dominique Strauss Kahn wearing Jewish costume.jpg|thumb|Sex offender Dominique Strauss-Kahn wearing [[prison|the Jewish national costume]]]]
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| '''Dominique Strauss-Kahn'''<sup>[[Jew|✡]]</sup>, commonly referred to as '''Le Perv''', is one of the most notorious [[France|French]] [[Jew]]ish sex offenders to set his foot on American soil, second only to child rapist [[Roman Polanski]]<sup>[[Jew|✡]]</sup>. He was the director of the International Monetary Fund and one of the most [[sick fuck|pathological]] pussyholic of all [[French]] politicians in a former life, which ended abruptly with his arrest on May 14th 2011. For reasons that are not fully understood yet, he lost all protection from [[anti-lulz|law-enforcement]] and immunity, after trying to [[raep]] a chamber-maid in a Sofitel hotel in New York City. To the outrage of the French electorate, DSK was [[v&]] and perp-walked.
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| Dominique Strauss-Kahn, euphemistically nick-named "[[raep|The Great Seducer]]" by the French media, had been entertaining the power-voyeuristic French masses with compulsive harrassment, groping, [[surprise sex]] and sodomization of [[females]] of all ages for decades, and the sudden arrest of their hero hit the [[france|frog-munchers]] out of the blue. As of May 2011, the verdict of the court is still pending, but the odds on the street are that Dominique Strauss-Kahn will eventually meet a Great Seducer named [[Bubba]].
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| [[File:Tristane.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Tristane Banon, definitely not [[asking for it]]]]
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| [[Image:Tu-vas-faire-violer.png|thumb|left|The case has once again put [[french|frogspeak]] on the spotlight prompting all sorts of grammatical [[rape|butchery]]]]
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| == Notable great seductions ==
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| === Tristane Banon ===
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| In 2002, Dominique Strauss-Kahn coveted the daughter of Socialist councilor Anne Mansouret, Tristane Banon, [[incest|his second wife's god-daughter]]. In the course of her interviewing him for a book about [[FAIL]], the man started groping the object of his romantic interest and made an appointment for more interviewing at some hot-sheet fucknest. It was there where the two love-doves ended up fighting on the floor over whether keeping Tristanes Banon's clothes on or not. She eventually managed to [[FAIL|escape]] the tête-à-tête with minor traumatization. Tristane Banon's mother discouraged filing a report [[France|in order to keep her daughter out of trouble]].
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| === Piroska Nagy ===
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| In 2008, Dominique Strauss-Kahn fancied the wife of one of his Zionist Bankers collegues, Piroska Nagy, who worked for him at the International Monetary Fund at that time. Seduction never takes long for a boss who [[tits or GTFO|plays his cards well]], and that is how it came to all sorts of copulations, penetrations, buttsex, frolicking -- you name it. When his mistress tired of the affair, she drew the attention of [[anti-lulz|IMF-investigators]] to Dominique Strauss-Kahn's horny [[cock]]. The Great Seducer had to apologize to the IMF for soiling [[WTF|the good name of the organization]]. [[asking for it|Piroska Nagy was fired]].
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| === <s>Ophelia Famotidina</s>/Nafissatou Diallo ===
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| In 2011, <s>Ophelia Famotidina</s> a Sofitel chamber-maid from Guinea, filed a report after the [[lemon|62-year old]] [[shock image|naked Dominique Strauss-Kahn]] jumped out [[surprise sex|from behind a shower-curtain]] and assualted her. According to the report, <s>Ophelia Famotidina</s> Nafissatou Diallo wanted to clean the room when Strauss-Kahn overwhelmed her and started courting her with his Viagra-enhanced cock. One of the more interesting [[conspiracy theory|conspiracy theories]] claims that Dominique Strauss-Kahn came to the Sofitel regularly, always with the intent to perform "[[role-playing|ye olde maid-to-order raeped by great seducer]]" [[cosplay]] with a high-end prostitute provided by Sofitel management. According to the theory, some unidentified world-class pranksters intercepted the whore and instead sent the unsuspecting, pious and diligent [[Muslim]] maid <s>Ophelia Famotidina</s> Nafissatou Diallo to Dominique Strauss-Kahn's suite, who in turn tried to mouth-fuck the [[lulz|perceived luxury rape toy]]. This [[cool story bro|so-so story]] is highly suspicious, because the only organization who could pull off such a stunt is [[Anonymous]], and those folks had [[trolls trolling trolls|more]] [[desu|important things]] [[fap|to do]] [[anonops|at that time]]. What's more, Strauss-Kahn's laywers did not go that easy route in DSK's defense, what proves that they have much less imagination than the [[internet]]s. A little cursory research debunks most bat-shit theories, as a matter of [[truth|fact]], rape is pretty much the only way French men have sex after reaching 30 years of age; some people say that it is the only way the French ever get laid. This fact has lead to many [[psychiatrists]] suggesting that since [[卐|Germany]] took over [[asking for it|France]] just by looking at them during the Korean War in the mid 1930s, they now must externalize this abuse by raping [[nigger|fine people from the African continent]].
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| More than one week into the scandal, the internet court has still not reached agreement on the matter. [[Jew]]s, [[communism|socialists]], [[France|frogs]], [[Alex Jones]]-cultists and [[reddit]] believe in a setup, whereas [[Feminazi]]s and the US mainstream press claim that DSK is guilty and even if not should be in jail for past monetary or sexual crimes anyway. Unfortunately, they can't both lose.
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| [[File:Strausskhan.jpg|thumb|center|300px|She was [[asking for it]]]]
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| == Astroturfing ==
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| Type into [[Google]] "Dominique Strauss-Kahn is guilty" or "Dominique Strass-Kahn est coupable" and you will get a list of links for [[WTF|"Dominique Strauss-Kahn is NOT guity"]] or "Dominique Strauss-Kahn est NON coupable". There are a dozen Facebook pages supporting DSK and questioning Nafissatou Diallo's identity and creating denable plausiblity against the case against DSK. But [[Illuminati|who]] [[Jews|would]] [[Israel|fight]] [[Rich cunts|back]] [[Republicans|against]] [[fascists|the]] [[truth]]?
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| ==His new neighbor==
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| More recently, DSK has been kicking it back with [[weev]] while under house arrest in NYC. Seriously, [http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/new_guy_on_block_meets_the_neighbors_vzmnZvrE0dGtO1DxtTpL9J no joke]..
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| {{Quote|We're all like one big Breakfast Club in there}}
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| Surprisingly, [[weev]] approves of him despite being [[User:Afilthyjew|a filthy jew]].
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| ==Perp walk==
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| [[File:Sex offender Dominique Strauss-Kahn perp walk.jpg|thumb|center|300px|Rapist Dominique Strauss-Kahn is perp-walked to the outrage of the French, who banned publication of this picture in France]]
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| ==He never learns==
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| [[File:DSK_michelle_obama.png|thumb|center|300px|"Shiiiit dawg. You ain't gotta have ''every'' African chambermaid."]]
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| == Gallery ==
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| {{cg|Gallery|ganjayoda|center|<gallery>
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| Image:Dsk_mug.jpg|NYPD mugshot
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| Image:Dsk-fmi.jpg
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| Image:Dsk-lol11.jpg|Dominique LOL
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| Image:Dsk_wife2.jpg
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Dsk_wife.jpg
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| </gallery>}}
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| == See also ==
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| * [[France]]
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| * [[Jews]]
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| * [[Lemon Party]]
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| * [[Sick fuck]]
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| * [[Surprise sex]]
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| * [[Viagra]]
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| {{Jews}}{{Pedoseries}}
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| {{Timeline|Featured article June 14 & June 15, [[2011]]|[[Erik Ribsskog]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Rule 34]]}}
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| [[Category:2011]][[Category:People|Strauss-Kahn, Dominique]]
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YOU DIDN'T TAKE MY ARTICLE DOWN, YOU DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES Snackycakes2008 11:21, 28 July 2011 (CEST)
