- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
My Love For Yuna: Difference between revisions
imported>MLFY the Second Coming No edit summary |
imported>MLFY the Second Coming No edit summary |
||
| Line 31: | Line 31: | ||
{{quote|Anything is worse than the chainsaw now.....}} | {{quote|Anything is worse than the chainsaw now.....}} | ||
{{quote|I remember when the highest rep was 10.|MLFY showing his jealousy of those who have high reputations}} | |||
== Yuna == | == Yuna == | ||
Revision as of 18:29, 29 July 2011
My Love For Yuna (aka MLFY, Judith, Sosuke Aizen, Whalelover, ifuckwhales, Aznsishawtt, omgzorzrepnao, My Love for Whales) is a member of FinalFantasyForums.net. He is known for constantly annoying and harassing other members begging them for rep points to inflate his e-cock. He also enjoys stalking member's photoshop threads and spamming them with useless posts such as OMGORZ NICE WORK THERE. I +REP YOU REP BACK PL0X. MLFY also believes that black people polluted the ocean and the asian people go blind when they laugh, this is hugely ironic as MLFY spent his first few weeks in the community harassing the two hawt azn admins. He also claims that any wrong done by him on the forums was done by his brother who ties him up in his room and takes his laptop. MLFY has a very unhealthy whale fetish, the members of FinalFantasyForums.net tried to help him with treatment for this, but alas it could not be helped, he just loved the whales too darned much...
History on FinalFantasyForums
MLFY joined FFF on August 25, 2008, and from that point annoyed everyone in sight. He began to hit on the hawt azn admins, and cause annoyance in general for all the members he encountered. His name was often confused with MILF Which lead to some serious lulz, until he changed his name to Judith, when the members all started mistaking him for their grandmothers. Soon afterward he became Sosuke Aizen, and went on about cleaning materials such as Bleach and he blended in with the other members for a while until his inner retard came out and he went back to his former annoying self. His age is disputed on his own profile, when he registered he listed his birthdate as August 13, 1993, yet in his biography he states: "I look Like Sosuke Aizen and I have a love for Yuna. I am 19 years old and live in Some unknown place. Yuna is my love!!!"
MFLY has recently been banned from the shoutbox on FFF for posting racist material. He has stated however that it was not him, that his evil brother tied him up, locking him in his room and stole his computer in an attempt to ruin his credibility on the forums. The mods, understandably did not believe a word of this and Shoutbox banned him, only to be private messaged by him repeatedly begging them to let him back in. He's notorious on the forums for begging for rep on FFF, which he believes can inflate his incredibly small e-cock, but he is sadly mistaken. He wishes to inflate said e-cock in a fultile attempt to satisfy his whale lovers, all of whom say sex with MLFY leaves much to be desired
MLFY also seems to have an attraction to little girls as well as to whales and Yuna, as he has made comments to members who posts pics of themselves with their families how cute their children and such. He also adamantly denies his love for whales, but there is epic proof of his whalesexing. MLFY has been known to stalk several hawt FFF members, and he tends to stare at them while they sleep
—An example of two things, 1) MLFY's retardedness, 2) His rep-whoring obsession. | ||
—MLFY's little girl obsession strikes again. | ||
—MLFY's introductory thread on FinalFantasyForums.net... As mentioned earlier he felt as though he looked like Sosuke Aizen, a shapeshifter, perhaps? | ||
—More excuses... | ||
— WTF? | ||
—Suuuure.... | ||
—MLFY showing his jealousy of those who have high reputations | ||
Yuna
MLFY claims to be in love with this here little bint, but recent research has proven that his love actually is for the whales, he mimics these creatures in search of a mate, alas so far he has been unsucessful, if you can't sex a whale, you've got no chance.
Another theory claims that possibly he wishes to create a Yuna/Whale hybrid, being that these mammals are fewking huge and that
Yuna is a bunch of pixels that task will be quite hard. Unless he somehow had the power to provide real life animation to pixels and get a whale that will be willing to do such a task, then yes it is possible.
—The inner retard strikes back | ||
—Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... | ||
Uncharted 2
As if wanting to bone a fictional character (as well as some poor whales) wasn't enough, now he seems to want to bone just about every character in the game Uncharted 2. Constantly whoring out his lack of sniper skills as opposed to the lack of success on fucking Yuna in the ass. When he isn't whoring out how much he sucks at the game, he loves going on rambling sessions about how "unique" and "original" the game is.
Not to stop there, he goes on and on about just how great his gamer clan is, despite the fact that the majority of the people in there are also no better than tits on a fucking warthog.
His Brother
Apparently, the admins over at good ol' FFF thought it would be a great fucking idea to let MLFY's "bro" join the forums. Way to go, guys. First joining using the name M.Bison, forever ruining that image for most of us. Then later becoming Black Butler. Fucking clever way of using an anime to hide your abject fucking racism.
Many believe that "MLFY Bro #2" is actually just MLFY being a fucking loony, which wouldn't surprise anyone in the slightest. He probably just wanted to circle jerk his rep around more.
Halo Series
Nothing, absolutely nothing can rival his whoring of his beloved Halo franchise and how much he cums over his game cases like a Faggot. Rumours have it he has a real life size Masterchief model that he regularly gives an arseholic pounding with his so called brother. Although he claims his online skills are leet he has found it increasingly difficult to ever hit that last Halo rank therein confirming his shitness.